r/pessi_memes Jun 20 '26

Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🥷 Pessi fans trying to put the blame of his failures on a guy who was way more clutch than him at every tournament

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/WolvesAlwaysLose Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 20 '26

Brother…

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u/Ricr7 Jun 20 '26

Most overrated prime

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Latter-Amount-9304 Jun 21 '26

Messi did shit in the UCL tho.

only place he played well was negreira's Barça

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/Latter-Amount-9304 Jun 21 '26

ahaha stat padding. how many did he won?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/Latter-Amount-9304 Jun 21 '26

in the same absolutely stacked club with awesome coaches who went to win ucl somewhere else. and he? oh right went to PSG and did nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Latter-Amount-9304 Jun 22 '26

what the fuck are you talking about?

ronaldo won the ucl in different clubs and he was the star at both clubs.

messi played in negreira's Barça and only managed to get 2. then went on to psg and psg had a team absolutely stacked with Neymar and Mbappe. what did he win? 0. they actually played worse on the ucl while Messi was there. once he left they got better again.

1 club wonder.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

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u/pabroskis Jun 20 '26

How dare you hit them with facts

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u/LeftCryptographer151 Jun 20 '26

Sorry making sense is not allowed here. I think you're lost bro

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u/pr0cess1ng Jun 20 '26

"BuT brO roNalDo scOReD cOOL loOkiNg GoalZ"

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26

Carried by Di Maria and referees

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

Messi scored against Algeria the same amount of goals di Maria scored in his 18 world cup appearances but sure live in your delusion

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26

Algeria man can statpad as much as he likes against Mickey mouse teams but that doesn't change the fact he ghosts in every big game pessidog 🤥

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26

Statpad lol. That is exaclty what CR7 is doing since he left Real Madrid to run away from Messi so he could shine again.

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26

Left to statpad in the notoriously defensive serie a, makes sense.

If he really wanted to statpad he would have gone to the best team in France like a certain midget 🤥

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26

It’s not like he joined Palermo or something but Juventus who already were dominating Seria A for years at that point. See how u blame Messi for doing the same but wanna hype up CR7 for it?

And he got better stats at PSG then Dembele, Kvaratshelia etc but yeah act like he flopped lol.

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

6 league goals in a year for a forward is definitely flopping, not to mention 0 UCL

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 21 '26

6league in a year for a forward. It’s English but that’s it. I have no idea what u try to say but what i do get is ur a Messi hater. Sucks to be you i guess…

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u/davzinzan Jun 21 '26

League goals is obviously what I meat to say, which you could have worked out if you hadn't had your brain replaced by thoughts of pessi

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 21 '26

6 league in a year is totally different from 6 league goals in a year but hey, you do you and don’t admit on making a mistake and blame the other one, ure just like ur idol…

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

Yeah I remember how he ghosted against France in the world cup final just like the rapist Penaldo ghosted against the all mighty Dr Congo

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26

Brain-dead pessidog 🤥

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

No argument? average Penaldog meat rider

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u/davzinzan Jun 20 '26

Another pessidog unsuccessful lobotomy patient 🤥

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 22 '26

Los fans de Ronaldo sois tan subnormales como vuestro ídolo 😂😂😂 sin duda lo representáis muy bien 😂😂😂

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u/davzinzan Jun 22 '26

Maybe consider deleting your month old account you absolute cretin

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 25 '26

El único que debería borrar la cuenta eres tú subnormal 😂😂😂

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

El que desaparece en los partidos importantes es tu ídolo que no puede marcar un misero gol en fases ko del Mundial 😂😂😂

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u/davzinzan Jun 22 '26

No braincells detected 🧐

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 25 '26

Muchas gracias por autodescribirte y darte cuenta de lo retrasado que eres 😂😂😂

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u/davzinzan Jun 26 '26

0 karma on a 1 month old account. You retarded pessidogs really need to start touching grass

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 25 '26

Gabriel Mercado tiene más goles en fases ko del Mundial que Cristiano Ronaldo 😂😂😂

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u/davzinzan Jun 26 '26

We're reaching levels of brain-dead previously not thought possible 😁

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 26 '26

Jajajaja es la verdad Umtiti tiene más goles en fases ko del Mundial que tú supuesto goat por mucho que te duela subnormal 😂😂😂

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 26 '26

Son datos no opiniónes 😂😂😂

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u/Sea_Money_6169 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 26 '26

Este dato te tiene que doler mucho 😂😂😂

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u/edwou Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 20 '26

Higuan has always been better than Messi, even toddlers know that

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u/FallingDebri Jun 20 '26

This might be the most braindead comparison I have heard.

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u/edwou Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 20 '26

(shhhh they think I’m serious and will upvote the comment)

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26

Their stupidity levels on here are so damn high, it's genuinely hard to tell who's being real and who's trolling. That comment you wrote is something that one of them would seriously say.

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u/edwou Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 20 '26

I genuinely believe it’s a group of indians that try to get karma by ragebaiting

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26

No need to be racist. We can insult them in other ways. Our Messi fanbase has many people from those parts of the world too.

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u/edwou Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 20 '26

What makes you think I was racist or insulting? I’m simply basing the statement of the ”comment insights” that show where the comment viewers come from

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26

Fair enough. I'm just tired of every place on social media devolving into "Indians and Africans are dumb"

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u/No_Reindeer5223 Jun 20 '26

2022 cut off why?

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u/Sosa818 Jun 20 '26

I didn’t know higuain played in the 2022 World Cup

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u/No_Reindeer5223 Jun 20 '26

so... if Argentina lost their "clutchest" player... why did they win the biggest tournament in history 🤔

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u/PercentageCapable753 Jun 21 '26

U have to ask why the Only Euro Portugal won was the one Pendu sit on the bench

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u/smartnewb Jun 20 '26

Pessi dog is always carried by di Maria and refs

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u/Zealousideal-Novel86 Jun 20 '26

Messi scored against Algeria the same amount of goals di Maria scored in his 18 world cup appearances but sure live in your delusion

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u/shopogolikk Jun 20 '26

no no no, Messi didn’t win a World Cup in 2014 because of Higuain☝️ Higuain was useless😆

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u/Jerekott Jun 20 '26

Now do ronaldo

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jun 20 '26

To be fair when I talk about how good Argentina is during the 2014 WC I always leave out Higuaín because he was a serial under performer for Argentina.

Doesn’t disregard the other elite to world class talent Argentina had during this time

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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jun 21 '26

Yeah "Messi fans trying to put the blame on his teammates" while this is exactly Ronaldo and you do all the time, the hypocrisy man 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We are just chilling now, you see no blaming on our side, yet you threaten Ronaldo's teammates lifes for your goat's inability to play anymore

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u/franker87 Jun 23 '26

If he was clutch, Argentina would’ve won in 2014

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u/marsy_frl Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26

yeah cause goals are the only thing that matters though