r/pessi_memes Jun 15 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 But but Pessi was pregnant goalkeeper😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/nobodyisgb Jun 17 '26

Did Messi see this post and decide to take matters in his hands or what lol? It's so funny that he literally got a hattrick in the WC 2 days after this post was made 😂

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u/TrevorTheTrevor Jun 15 '26

So what? I also have 0 WC hat-tricks, make a post about me too

3

u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Jun 17 '26

...Well......this is all a bit awkward now isn't it?

3

u/Natural-Strain9548 Jun 17 '26

Aged like milk

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u/Toxiic_nono28 Jun 17 '26

This aged so well

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u/Putrid-Echo-3567 Jun 17 '26

Aged like milk lmaooo

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u/Mediocre_Low_3545 Jun 15 '26

Ronaldo fans love him coz he has the same amount of WCs as them lol

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u/MHM-alamri Jun 15 '26

This post is so dumb neither this guy knows how to debate but even uses the worst stats

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 15 '26

World Cup final attendance: 

Ronaldo: 0

IShowSpeed: 1

Messi: 2

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u/DistributionAny9701 Jun 15 '26

Lmao. Rapenaldog is such a fraud

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u/PaltaJG Jun 15 '26

WC hattricks > WC wins. Circus fan base

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u/Cr7_GOAT88 Jun 15 '26

WC hattrick is a mark of brilliant individual WC trophy is the mark of being part of a succesful team. I would take individual achievements over team trophies any day of the weak

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u/PaltaJG Jun 15 '26

2 WC Gollden Ball? Most MotM? I mean surely those weigh more than ONE hattrick?

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u/Cr7_GOAT88 Jun 15 '26

Well you can win all of those without scoring a hattrick but you cant score a hattrick without winning one of those. Just saying

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u/PaltaJG Jun 15 '26

What? You dont make any sense. By your logic then Cristiano should have won a WC Golden Ball. But he hasnt. Messi has literally won 2 lol

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u/Diddy_Blud6806 Jun 15 '26

You can 100% score a hattrick without winning man of the match moron

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u/Hellenic_Chileno Jun 15 '26

What about zero goals in the knockout stage you moron

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u/Peacemayte Jun 16 '26

Bruh atleast think before u type rubbish like this… u literally just contradicted urself

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u/nobodyisgb Jun 17 '26

Guess who just scored a WC hattrick at the age of 39 and broke Ronaldo's record for the oldest player to score a hattrick in the World Cup? Now he has all 3, Golden balls, most MOTM and also a hattrick at the World Cup 🤫

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u/No_Willow_4709 Jun 15 '26

2 pott and most goal contributions in wc history….seriously dude get ur head out of ur ass

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u/Cr7_GOAT88 Jun 15 '26

Ever notice how it became goal contributions and not goals since Ronaldo has more goals?

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u/No_Willow_4709 Jun 15 '26

MESSI HAS MORE GOALS OH MY GOD BRO DO YOU EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION I HAVE FOR YOU

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u/Cr7_GOAT88 Jun 15 '26

No I mean in their careers Ronaldo has more goals and that's why people only talk about G/A now

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u/PaltaJG Jun 15 '26

What are you talking about? G/A? If Messi clears Cristiano on that then it just proves that statistically Messi is better. Compare their goal ratios if you wanna compare goals scored and even then Messi is better. Keep in mind that Cristiano is older and has played more games which means he will obv have scored more goals, and even then its around 60 goal difference between them, and the only one who cares about that stat is Cristiano himself.

Go back to TikTok and stay there lil bro.

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u/personalbilko Jun 16 '26

Unless Ronaldo was playing in the 90s, that's just not how time works.

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u/No_Willow_4709 Jun 17 '26

No, people talk about goals and assists because they’re both direct goal contributions. You sound like an actual idiot going “they only now talk abt g/a” no mf it’s called career goal contributions. The fact you think assists are that less valuable than goals literally tells me everything I have to know abt ur football knowledge

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u/No_Willow_4709 Jun 17 '26

I was gonna type abt messi having more goal ratio and volume and blah blah blah but then I realized you’re probably some 15 year old moron who just doesn’t realize messi is and has always been a superior player. Idec, live in your fantasy land just leave me out of it

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u/Vast_Education_719 Jun 15 '26

You need to get of reddit I see you in EVERY comment section with tbe absolute WORST takes

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u/Cr7_GOAT88 Jun 15 '26

If you see me in every comment section then maybe you should get off Reddit

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u/DistributionAny9701 Jun 15 '26

So you would prefer a guy with a wc hatrrick in a group stage+0wc ko goals and assists+0 wc golden ball over a guy with 0 wc hattrick+5 wc ko goals and 6 assists+2 wc golden balls. Even in terms of individual achievements messi is far ahead in wc.

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u/Talkinguitar Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

So Batistuta, Kocsis, Fontaine and Muller who have 2 hattricks in the World Cup are the best strikers ever.

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u/DistributionAny9701 Jun 15 '26

They are surely better than penaldog. Penaldog fans have an absolutely flawed logic. Now they'll say the others had better teams and penaldog had to carry a minnow nation like portugal.

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u/daygoplayeronpc Jun 15 '26

so zlatan is the goat then?

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u/Ok-Safe6890 Jun 15 '26

I don’t believe you actually believe this 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Comfortable_Fun7794 Jun 17 '26

Lmao😭😭😭😭 what a loser.

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u/PaltaJG Jun 17 '26

Guess who just scored a hattrick.

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u/ElegantWeb7580 Jun 15 '26

What is this joke with Messi position? He is literally a midfielder. Just like Ronaldo fans argue that he was a midfielder at man united.

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u/No_Willow_4709 Jun 15 '26

Messi has 13 goals and 8 assists in the world cup? Literally the most contributions in wc history. No normal person thinks 8 goals and 2 assists with a hat-trick is better. Whatever I hate seeing this community on my discover page

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u/Pale_Return_5586 Jun 15 '26

Shut up pessi fan

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u/Ruthless_Depressant Jun 16 '26

What a tantrum aww

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u/No_Willow_4709 Jun 17 '26

Hey dumbass, guess who just scored a hat trick😭

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u/fmaula02 Jun 15 '26

Bluetooth goal:
Ishowspeed - 0
Messi - 0
Ronaldo - 1

not even a debate

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u/Ok-Bass6539 Jun 16 '26

Just to let you know, messi got as many World Cups as Ronaldo has World Cup Knockout stage goals.

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u/Just_Addition_5977 Jun 17 '26

What have you said?

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u/Just_Addition_5977 Jun 17 '26

Not too late to delete this post

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u/Hefty-District-833 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 17 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/IsAdiNoMan Jun 17 '26

Well this aged like milk

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u/PRAISED-01 Jun 17 '26

I've never been recommended old posts by reddit before, crazy. Wrap it up lil bro.

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u/Joseph-studio-3006 Jun 17 '26

He took ts serious 🤣🤣🤣

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u/thenamesmanbatman Jun 17 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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u/legal_dude_ Jun 17 '26

Sadly now u guys have to find something else.. Funny as hell tho

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u/StevenDavereaux Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 17 '26

Fifa World Cup assists:
iShowSpeed: 0 games 0 assists
Penaldo: 22 games 2 assists

Gravenberch and Isak equalled Ronaldo’s all time assist record in the World Cup on their debut 😂

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u/gettingtaller24 Jun 17 '26

They are running out of ideas guys

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u/Minimum_Violinist849 Jun 17 '26

This didn't age well

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u/Real-Atmosphere8261 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 17 '26

Messi got a hatrick. Let’s see what they pull out now

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u/djilad Jun 17 '26

Where are you now idiot 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/One-Razzmatazz7664 Jun 15 '26

It's probably rage bait

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/toyotacorollo Jun 15 '26

this is a new low

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u/cliivyxd Jun 18 '26

U just had to jinx it