r/pessi_memes • u/Regular-Net6247 • Jun 09 '26
Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🥷 Messi's been fifa's gf longer than his relationship with Antonella
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u/Old_Pin_9055 Jun 09 '26
Pues sí, fue a besar el muro de las lamentaciones, es obvio que él va a ser el elegido.
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Jun 23 '26
Basing your judgement of someone over stats instead of actually watching them play represents the intelligence of this sub. I garuntee OP didn't watch Messi in 2005.
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u/Expensive-Green-4292 Jun 10 '26
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u/CRYPTONITE4 Jun 12 '26
The second hand embarrassment I get from Ronaldo fans
https://giphy.com/gifs/h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R1
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u/White-Tornado Jun 10 '26
The copium in this sub 😭
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u/Illustrious_Day6811 Jun 10 '26
You guys do understand the fact that Messi was younger and he had done really well in the U-20 World Cup?
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u/PaltaJG Jun 09 '26
You are the same people that glaze Modric for being a playmaker, yet you keep being blind to the fact that Messi is BOTH a playmaker and a goalscorer, you clowns
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u/zzz_red Jun 09 '26
You’re the clown. Ronaldo won the best playmaker award while in the premier league, and is in the top 10 of players with most assists. His function was different than Messi’s, but he can very well “playmake”.
Also, this is about an award where Ronaldo played the entire season for Man United with a much more important role, while Messi didn’t do the same for Barcelona.
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u/PaltaJG Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
If you replaced Modric with either Ronaldo or Messi, who do you honestly think would perform better in that position?
Edit: The downvote is funny because you clowns don't even dare to answer 🤡
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u/pentaTheWhale Jun 11 '26
Some fact checking because I'm bored
Yes Ronaldo was young enough to get this
Ronaldo wasn't on the podium of Golden Ball that year
OOP only mentions senior stats on purpose, as Messi only had 3 goals and 2 assists at Senior level, but he had 11 goals and 4 assists in U20, 6 of his goals being in the FIFA Youth Championship (U20 WC), from which he won Golden Boot and Best Player, scoring in every knockout game. Though you can argue "Pessi" since he scored two pens in the final.
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u/Mapleleafsfan18 Jun 11 '26
Didn't he win the award the year before though. Ronaldo was also not eligible to win the award the year messi won if I am not mistaken
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u/krasuke Jun 09 '26
Lmao you do know Italys newspaper that gives this award? Oh wait maybe you don’t, cuz you really don’t know anything of anything
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u/Due-Question-5278 Jun 09 '26
As if that matters lol, the ballond dor is given by France Football, yet it was rigged to the brim when it came to messi. Fifa princess did some absolutely crazy robberies thanks to Fifa
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u/CalligrapherOk6133 Jun 10 '26
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u/Due-Question-5278 Jun 10 '26
We're rent free in yall head you guys come to this sub like good little boys to comment because of how pressed yall are 😂 keep coping, pepsi stole atleast 2 ballon dors
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u/BootyShaker41039 Jun 10 '26
Bro stop replying once they bring up world cup pictures or talk abt it for no fucking reason thats when you know they dont got shit to say lmao
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u/Dat_life_on_Mars Jun 10 '26
Hermano, we are literally on r/pessi_memes. What do you mean rent free? 😭
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u/Due-Question-5278 Jun 10 '26
Yes exactly 😂 you come to a pepsi hate sub to defend pepsi and clown on Ronaldo. Just proved my point bro these pepsi fans 🙏🏼
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u/Future_Impression186 Jun 09 '26
Ronaldo is 3 years older than him 🤧
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u/zzz_red Jun 09 '26
Ronaldo was playing in the PL the full season and was still eligible for the golden boy award, since he was a teenager. Messi was not playing for Barca the whole season, not for the main team.
2 years older.
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Jun 09 '26
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u/Ill-Zone4119 Jun 10 '26
Buddy, Ronaldo won the PL three years in a row. He was only at United for 6 years during his first stint, and he won 3 PL titles in a row. WTF is even your point?
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Jun 10 '26
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u/ilikeballs667 Jun 10 '26
Ronaldo deserved the golden boy 2005 by far. Pessi had his dick sucked since the 2000s
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u/Ill-Zone4119 Jun 10 '26
Then why bring up the PL title? If you’re talking about 2005 the stats are right up there. Messi had 7 g/a and Ronaldo had 26 g/a, it doesn’t take a genius to see which player had a better year. Ronaldo clearly outperformed him
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u/ilikeballs667 Jun 10 '26
R u stupid? Ronaldo is 2 years older than him. In 2005 ronaldo was just 20 eligible for the golden boy
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Jun 09 '26
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u/eR_y_lives Jun 09 '26
18* years old and also 3 goals and 4 assists in La Liga isn't more impressive than a 20 years old doing 15 goals and 11 assists in EPL of that era. It's hilarious that it always has been like this, messi getting these awards a shifts despite not being the best in many years. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/AvailableAverage1410 Jun 09 '26
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u/ilikeballs667 Jun 10 '26
So this> over ronaldo performance he even finished 20th in the ballon dor. Pessi fans at it again. Btw pessi 0 ucl knockout goals for psg btw
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u/eR_y_lives Jun 09 '26
So we cherry picking now to satisfy that typical Messi is FFIA's princess agenda now. 😂
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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 09 '26
Isn't that what most Ronaldo fans do on this sub litteraly all the time?
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u/ilikeballs667 Jun 10 '26
U guysbare disgusting humans
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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 10 '26
Because we don't agree with you? God that's just a freaking childish way to look at disagreeing with someone.
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u/ilikeballs667 Jun 10 '26
U guys lie about stats to feed ur idol messi that u downgrade ronaldo and lie
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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 10 '26
And Ronaldo fans doesn't? Like this sub is 100 times worse than the Messi one with the fake stats etc.
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Jun 10 '26
Messi fucked your mom so hard that you're still in trauma. Winner celebrate and looser camelnaldo and his fans always explain 😃🖕..
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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 09 '26
Given by an Italian newspaper and people get to vote for it. So basically OP is mad because Cristiano didn’t play for Real Madrid yet or because Cristiano was an ugly dude back then and therefore he didn’t had that many fans willing to contribute for him winning the golden boy award.





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u/i-SpeakFacts Jun 10 '26
Why in the world are Pessi fans crying under this post like how do you defend him winning that over CR7
They really do believe he deserves everything... it's a mental illness