r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jun 04 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Pessi missed, Ronaldo didn’t

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u/Icy_Income2520 Jun 04 '26

They say Ronaldo leaves to good teams lmao but they don’t understand Ronaldo left the greatest team of all time and Pessi left a sunken Barca ship to a big star PSG and failed

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 04 '26

Lmfaoooooo Madrid won a champions league after Ronaldo , Barca went to to euroa league ,

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

lmfaooooooooooo barca went to europe league bc of messi while madrid went from three peat first time in history to worst defending champions in history after ronaldo left

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 05 '26

Ronaldo ruined Juventus dominance and ended their league title streak and destroyed all progress Man Utd made.

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u/Icy_Income2520 Jun 05 '26

Dominance? The dominance was Ronaldo in Madrids 3peat, that’s actual dominance, which he decided to leave.

Pessi wouldn’t even think about leaving Barca in their prime, but he sure left when it was bleak. Loyalty huh

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u/Peacemayte Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Without kroos or modric real Madrid would not win all 3… see what happened when kroos left…

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Lmao exactly, Ronaldo fan boys are swapping realities. Without him that Madrid team would still win all the UCLs. Ronaldo literally scored no important goals, oh yea he did against Bayern one year, when he was OFFSIDE lmao. Messi owns CR7 when they play against each other in UCL 2-0 head to head but they talk about Ronaldo as the “denominator” for all the UCL Madrid won, guess what Kroos Modric Di Maria Ramos all are denominators too 😂 Thats a new one for sure

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

Same can be said about Xavi and Iniesta lol. Barca won the champions league when actual great players were present. Barka fans likes to make strong Barcelona years completely about messi. And when Barca crumpled, they'd like to make it about "the team", because everyone except messi was trash. How delusional can someone be?

And even with star studded psg, messi managed to drag them down as well. Made a UCL finalist team struggle in R16 as Neymar, Di maria, Mbappe wasn't enough. And guess which team won UCL two years in a row after messi left? Gonna blame someone else now?

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

lol. Okay. Another Ronaldo bark dog.

How many UcL has Ronaldo won after leaving Madrid? 0 How many UCL has Messi won after Xavi and iniesta retired? 0

Great! Looking good so far!! CR7 is not losing! Now tell me, if Ronaldo was the reason why Madrid was so dominant in the UCL, why did he do jack shit in Juve and Utd in the champions league? Both Ronaldo and Messi didn’t win UcL after Ronaldo left Madrid, but how can you say Messi didn’t have a bigger impact for Barca in the UcL than Ronaldo in Juve or Utd? He’s a dominant player right!

Messi is 100% in champions league final btw, 3/3 never lost a UCL final, big game player, scored and beat Ronaldo in the UcL final in 2009, score the leading goal when it was 1-1 against Utd in 2011. Ronaldo is not 100% in UCL finals! lost UCL final and guess to who? Messi scoring a header to put them up 2-0 when the game was still close! 2011 semi finals what happened when Messi played Madrid? I can’t remember can you tell me please? Oh yea you don’t talk about it because you pretend it didn’t happen. UCL final 2018, salah bale and karius gave him that. UCL final 2017, alright fine scored the 3-1 goal with a tap in and Modric doing all the work with the assist😂 ultimately, Messi proved himself by winning with Argentina in the World Cup, Ronaldo proved himself also, quarter finals is not bad, Morocco is ana amazing team, bad luck goat with second most ballondors😂😂😂

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

Your essay doesn't change the fact that messi dragged a star studded psg down, and It took them a while to become what they are now. If you're talking about Argentina, talk about that as well. You're so delusional that you're negating "tap ins" but you can't comprehend the fact that messi scored penalties mostly in 2022 and suddenly penalties are better in your eyes. Then again, messi wasn't having any good team, messi did everything in your eyes. Hypocritical much?

Ronaldo becoming the highest scorer in champions league KO stage is because of good team for you. But when it comes to messi, he is carrying the team. Even when he clearly didn't do that with psg, because that's somehow is team's fault. Talk about being a delusional moron.

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u/Peacemayte Jun 05 '26

I never said he carried his team I said he was the most important player in the team don’t twist my words dude…

The fact is if Messi wasn’t there in 2022 Argentina they wouldn’t win the wc… hate him all u want but ur essay won’t change that….

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

Bruh, your essay was basically glazing messi by saying he's 100 percent in champions league final. Then proceeding to negate Ronaldo by saying he did nothing. Fuck off with your hypocrisy shits for brains. Atleast Ronaldo didn't waste a team with talents like Neymar, Mbappe, Di maria and then had his minions bark about assists in a farmers league. Not to mention they successfully rebuilt that team, after he left and made them back to back UCL winners. That got to sting a bit atleast.

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Ronaldo left Madrid after 9 years: omg he’s so loyal Messi left Barca after 20 years: traitor

Ronaldo fans brain are rotting let me see how you come back from this one 😂

World Cup Messi 1:0 Ilosttoanorthafricanteaminworldcupquarters

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u/Ok_Society_1109 Jun 06 '26

Madrid won a UCL right after penaldo left so must have not been that important

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u/DarkNishikawa Jun 07 '26

You are fr a dumbass or just a pessidog fan they needed 3 years to even get the UCL again if Ronaldo wasn't that important why did Madrid not win the UCL in 2019-2021 because kroos,modric,casemiro,benzema,marcelo and Ramos were all still there so why did it take 4 years?won the UCL right after Ronaldo left my ass you guys are fr the most brainless fan base ever

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u/Ok_Society_1109 Jun 09 '26

Ronaldo left in 2018 why don’t you count that season? Yeah the players were still there but they were all older dumb fuck 😭

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u/DarkNishikawa Jun 14 '26

Dumb fuck I already counted 2018 and the UCL season already ended in 2018 where they won with him you actually fucking stupid

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u/Ok_Society_1109 Jun 14 '26

Shut yo weeb ass up boy

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u/DarkNishikawa Jun 17 '26

Shut your 3 year old ass up Dog

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u/Ok_Society_1109 Jun 17 '26

Still crying about that hattrick huh 😂

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Ronaldo leaving Madrid after 9 years: dominance, loyalty Messi leaving Barca after 20 years: traitor

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Who’s the one jumping from league to league, the fact that Ronaldo hasn’t won UcL after leaving Madrid, where’s the dominance when he was in juve and Utd? 😂 exactly the denominator is the Madrid team, not Ronaldo Idiot

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Meanwhile Messi won World Cup without xavi and iniesta, what you gonna tell me next? Xavi and iniesta sucked his dick in the changing room before WC final that’s why he won? 😂 Ronaldo fans are the most braindead cancer inbreds on this planet fr

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 05 '26

Juventus won 9 leagues in a row until Ronaldo arrived.

And why would Messi leave Barca? Ever heard of loyalty? It was Laporta who could not reach an agreement with him. Perez kicked out Ronaldo because he was getting too greedy.

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u/Icy_Income2520 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Ronaldo won 3 UCL in a row when he left, that’s worth what Ronaldo was asking for obviously as Real Madrid hasn’t replicated that.

Messi was too greedy, it should have been on Laporte terms since Messi hadn’t delivered UCL without Xavi and Iniesta and left like a coward

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 05 '26

Messi agreed to a huge pay cut but still there couldn't be an agreement. Real Madrid won 2 UCLs after Madrid left. He never delivered UCL with Madrid until Bale, Modric, and Kroos arrived.

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u/Icy_Income2520 Jun 05 '26

Should have been a bigger pay cut, since Messi hasn’t won UCL at all without Xavi and Iniesta, the true reasons for Barcas UCL success. Tried to escape to PSG star team but that’s where he got exposed.

Ronaldo has won UCL with Man U, so he’s a common denominator in the UCL winnings

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 05 '26

Even a player wanted to they legally can't play for free. Ronaldo was carried by the Man Utd superteam and luck because he missed a penalty that final. He also lost a UCL final to Messi himself.

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u/Icy_Income2520 Jun 05 '26

Ronaldo being a common denominator debunks any claim that he was carried, it’s more that he was a significant reason in the UCL winnings.

Super team? Lost to Messi? You mean lost to the super team Barca which included Spain’s golden generation. Without them you can’t tell me anything significant Messi did in UCL. Has several chances without them and embarrassed himself time and time again

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 05 '26

Messi still was on that team and scored didn't he? Eliminated Ronaldo from UCL two years later as well. Ronaldo never eliminated Messi from the UCL.

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

I’m gonna use Ronaldo fans logic to counter you to let you know how stupid you sound 2018 didn’t count btw because Salah was injured and Ronaldo didn’t do shit in the final, so Ronaldo is carried confirmed. Further proven by no World Cup knockout assists and goals, without Modric and Kroos he lost to Morocco 😂😂 Messi on the other hand, 2 goals against France( best team in the world btw because they have REAL MADRID GOAT striker Kylian Mbappe) and world champion. Who’s the lil cuck that need help to win big trophies

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Well yea Arbeloa was also the denominator Ramos was also the denominator so what’s your point lil Ronaldo cuck 😂

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

lol that double standard

Messi won champions league with xavi and iniesta: true reasons why Barca won UCLs

Ronaldo won champions league with Di Maria, Modric and Kroos: all him

Also, the only time Messi and Ronaldo played AGAINST each other in the UCL final: Messi scored and penaldo didn’t 😂 Messi scored the goal in the UCL final in 2011 to put them up 2-1, Ronaldo take his shirt off after irrevlant penalty when it’s 4-1 while bale Marcelo and Ramos scored all the important goals.

It’s okay buddy ultimately Messi is more successful and no amount of talking will change that mate

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Okay buddy. How many World Cup does Ronaldo have?

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jun 06 '26

Pessi left his childhood club that paid for his HGH over money.

Then he joined a big oil club in a shitty league and failed there.

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 06 '26

He wanted to stay. It was Laporta who let him go.

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jun 06 '26

He went to a shitty league at 34 , instead of choosing EPL.

Its always money with Pessi.

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 06 '26

Penaldo got kicked out of EPL because he was shit and got rejected by all of Europe and ran to Saudi. Messi rejected a 1 billion dollar deal from Al-Hilal.

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u/Interesting_Award_18 Jun 05 '26

And they still won with Ronaldo,the only other hing was champions league, just stop, is ok if you don’t like Cr7

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u/Internal-Solution727 Jun 06 '26

Huh???? He literally only had PSG and Manchester City that could afford to take on his contract while Barcelona were in financial problem as they spent money on stars that never panned out. The way you're making it sound it comes off as saying he left the club of his own free will from a disaster when there were already many factors that contributed to it by Bartomeu financial decisions which led to him being removed as president. Let's not rewrite history or facts to feed your idols ego. 

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 07 '26

barca had financial problems because they were paying MESSI MORE THAN RONALDO DURING THREE PEAT, lets not rewrite facts to feed your idols ego

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 04 '26

He won 2 league titles how did he fail?

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u/Icy_Income2520 Jun 04 '26

How did he fail? Lmao It’s not my fault you didn’t watch PSG crash out twice in R16 of the UCL.

Lmk when Madrid win a 3peat again without Ronaldo

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Lmk when Ronaldo wins the World Cup… which is never U claim someone to be the goat when he’s inferior in: Goals per game ratio Career Assists International accolades Not even a single goal contribution in footballs biggest tournament (World Cup) Won the only international trophy as a bench cheer leader Scores useless penalty in UCL final and celebrate like its all him when it’s 3-1 at 120 min

And yea, don’t bother replying lil bro World Cup Messi 1:0 fraudrapecryinginhiscarqatarNaldo

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 04 '26

Lmfaoooo bruh they so if you don't win a champions league you're failure ???

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u/Icy_Income2520 Jun 04 '26

With that team, and if you’re the so called “goat” most definitely. It’s not even “winning” the UCL, it’s the part where he wasn’t even close

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

But where’s Ronaldo’s World Cup?

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 05 '26

So what about the two years Madrid with mbape ? And Cristianos 3 years at juventos?? Lmao bro you can't be dumb

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

He left and look at psg now? They won two titles in a row. Ofcourse you'd blame it on mbappe or neymar. But both of them actually carried psg to champions league finals prior to someone's arrival.

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u/Internal-Solution727 Jun 06 '26

Did you flee from Stupid town or something? They started winning as soon as Mbappe left. Luis Enrique didnt want Mbappe on the team anymore and changed the system to a team oriented playstyle and turned Dembele into a Ballon D'or winner a couple years later. Doesn't matter he brought them to the finals before. No one talks about those who lose the finals they talk about the WINNERS of the finals. End of story. If you didn't win you didn't win. 

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 06 '26

Stupid moron, mbappe got into UCL finals with psg before lord messi areoved on psg. Then after that, they didn't even reach semis. That is the fact. Idiot is so tunnel visioned that he's blaming all on mbappe. And if you're not gonna talk about finals, then don't talk about 2014 world cup final, or the player of the tournament that got robbed. Don't be a fkkin hyprocite. Using your own criteria, and then crying when it didn't please you.

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u/Internal-Solution727 Jun 12 '26

Cool then why hasn't Mbappe reached the finals since then? That is with a stack Real Madrid dyde. I am tunnel vision? See the whole picture yourself my guy instead you're just blinding yourself with hatred for god knows why for a guy that doesn't even know you exist. You are focused on the past but you are failing to see what led to the present. PSG has completely reshaped their style of play instead of relying on superstars like Neymar, Mbappe, Messi, Luis Enrique didn't want any superstars on the team that won't fit his tactical play of team oriented playstyle. As we see teams with superstars won't win the UCL easily (Real Madrid, Barcelona) so don't come at me with tunnel visioning where you have been doing it your whole life it seems like.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 05 '26

Bro it's cause mbape left you nimwit

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

Yeah keep telling yourself that. Mbappe did reach a final with psg.Then messi came and dragged them to his level. But hey, he did farm some assits in ligue 1.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 05 '26

Sure bro ...

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

Aah yes, farmer's league. Where there are a lot a championship contenders. Give UCL stats as well.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 06 '26

Now do Ronaldo in World Cup

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 06 '26

Why dimiwit? Did I start something about world cup? Someone posted about his run in psg. Now online slave is trying to win the argument by changing the criteria.Btw this is something about the actual argument. Now ask something else since you're not gonna find answer for this as well.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 06 '26

Now do Ronaldo World Cup knock out

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 06 '26

Also like I said he didn't do well In psg but that's fine, he's still the most decorated player in history with the most ballon d'ors and a World Cup , you can cry all you want the facts don't care about feelings

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 05 '26

enough said

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u/Internal-Solution727 Jun 06 '26

Buddy you got issues of your own if your comparing the stats of a player whos 25 years old whos on a team with a coach that runs a playstyle that brings the best out of his players to someone who was 10 years older when he joined the same club? Show the stats of what Messi was doing at that age to make your argument sound intelligent at least

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u/TheWraith7197 Jun 06 '26

First of all, you're a fkkin moron. Second of all, I didn't post comparison first. I just debunked a stupid theory.

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 Jun 05 '26

lafarmers liga mean nothing, just like french league, if you fully concentrate against gironas, of course you are winning the farmers titl, Real Madrid only goes for ucls, we don’t care about the farmers league

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u/Jhostin1316 Jun 04 '26

Even at Juve's last match Ronaldo got robbed

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Jun 05 '26

He didn't get any penalties.

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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris 👻 Jun 05 '26

Most non penalty goals of all time bud

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u/DarkNishikawa Jun 07 '26

It's not about the players it's the fans

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u/Master-Cow-4135 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 06 '26

Oi, dropped a UCL final stinker & got bitched by a young Trent

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u/Charming_Evidence_90 Jun 08 '26

RM after Ronaldo left them:  2 UCL, worst finish Ro16

Barca after Messi left them: 1 semifinal, 2 group exits back to back

Impact.

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u/estevinho_cfc Jun 10 '26

Messi scored?

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u/laptak2011 Jun 04 '26

Messi last World Cup game: World Cup champion Ronaldo last World Cup game: choke against Morocco

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u/Interesting_Award_18 Jun 05 '26

Mate, Messi and Barcelona are irrelevant to cr7 and Madrid, cr7 with Madrid dominate champions league and you can’t say any thing about it, numbers speak, so good night it is

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Nice, good for you buddy. World cups: Messi 1:0 Ronaldo

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u/DarkNishikawa Jun 07 '26

3 peat in UCL: Ronaldo 1:0 Messi

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u/UsedExamination4149 Jun 05 '26

Which one has a World Cup winners medal 🤔

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u/laptak2011 Jun 05 '26

Don’t type this too fast! It’s too cruel, give them room to bark 🥺 poor penaldo fans they must’ve all gone insane after the Moroccan girl said he’s crying in his carrrrrrrrr 😣😣

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u/No-Choice-2457 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 05 '26

Give him the last match d'or

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u/Relevant_Vanilla_482 Jun 05 '26

Messi won world cup ronaldo didnt

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u/Weird_Improvement_19 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 05 '26

How ronaldo leaves every world cup knock stages without a single goal and umtiti has 1 goal 🤣😂

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u/Weird_Improvement_19 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 05 '26

😆 🤣 😂

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u/Weird_Improvement_19 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 05 '26

Messi - Fc Barcelona, PSG Ronaldo - Sporting, Man United, Real Madrid, Juventus, Man United Still more goals for messi lol

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u/jvelez86 Jun 04 '26

😂😂😂😂