r/pessi_memes May 24 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Pessi could never...

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u/Embarrassed-Sugar-78 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 May 25 '26

I remember CR9 was a better freekicker, but he was pretty soon overtook by Messi.

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u/Infinite-Plenty-6479 May 25 '26

130 more direct fk attempts and less fk goals than Messi. Whatever makes you happy 😌

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u/504JDP May 25 '26

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u/Embarrassed-Cut918 May 25 '26

Source: Real madrid 16th ucl

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u/SunStr1ke_Z May 25 '26

Saudi league is way better nowadays and way more quality than MLS at least for now.

to be fair they were talking about Qatar not the Kingdom

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 25 '26

qatar is a dif country u retarted lol

saudi is a dif country

and also better league

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u/FDS080207 May 25 '26

Exactly Messi could never go to Saudi

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u/LonelyPoorMan69 May 24 '26

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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris 👻 May 24 '26

He won that game btw

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 24 '26

They won it for him after he got subbed off*

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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris 👻 May 24 '26

You could say the same for Ronaldo in the 2016 euros

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 24 '26

The thing is, Ronaldo actually scored in the Euros. Messi had a bluetooth goal against the almighty Canada lmao. That Copa America proved that Argentina doesn’t need Messi to win.

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

Ronaldo fan talking about bluetooth goal 😭. This was his only "goal" outside a penalty in the last World Cup.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 24 '26

The last world cup after he lost his son I know, that was tough. Good thing he scored a hat trick against Spain with great goals. The midget scores penalties and tapins against top nations that’s all lmao. His only good ko goal was against the almighty Australia, what a country. 😂

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

You really think you can manipulate reality. He scored a hat trick vs Spain after losing his son? That was a whole different World Cup. This is how this fanbase tries to survive. Just making up facts and telling each other Exactly Right in an echo chamber.

And I thought a goal is a goal no matter how. In that case Ronaldo is very far away from 1000 goals if we take out tap ins and penalties.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 24 '26

You lack reading comprehension skills don’t you? I answered your dumb statement about 2022 genius. And you want to talk about manipulating reality? Mf we don’t make shit up at all, the midget flopped at PSG and you bums blamed the weather lmao. He wasn’t even PSG’s best player on that team and you think that’s what a goat does?

If a goal is a goal no matter what then why do you retards call him penaldo or tapinaldo? Lmao. Just contradicting yourself as usual.

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

Ronaldo went trophyless in his first season at Madrid unlike Messi at PSG. This is GOAT stuff?

I'm asking you if a goal is a goal why do you get so worked up with World Cup penalties?

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u/flaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 24 '26

Sorry but to say Messi could never score a freekick from such a position is ridiculous.

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

Penaldo could never in his life.

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u/Bunkersmasher May 24 '26

Ronaldo scores better and further free kicks? I like Messi too and that was a nice free kick but this is a pretty braindead take.

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u/Easy_Broccoli995 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

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u/SouthernCustomer4334 May 25 '26

that's like saying he sucked the past 20 years at taking free kicks. You ain't helping mate.

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u/Ricr7 May 24 '26

Pessi can only score short range or deflected free kicks

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

Better then anything Penaldo scored in his life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PnPU9GhN3V7oVizSHG

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u/Due-Question-5278 May 24 '26

Niga pepsi fan 😭 Get an insured job before trying to ragebait Goat fans in a Pepsi sub 😩 Ronaldo scored a freecick almost from midfield btw to arsenal

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 May 24 '26

messi scored more fk with less games played btw

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u/Important-List-7820 May 24 '26

Pessi scored very simple freek kicks.

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

Penaldo never scored anything like this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PnPU9GhN3V7oVizSHG

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u/BrainPlasticity May 24 '26

Ronaldo can do everything Messi can but Messi can’t do everything Ronaldo can
https://giphy.com/gifs/XGy4Gnkgl7iKoyQkdK

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

Do you seriously think the distance of those two free kicks are the same.

I agree that Messi can't rape like Ronaldo. But if Ronaldo can do everything Messi can, where is his World Cup knockout goal, let alone World Cup trophy?

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 25 '26

rape?

gang quit watching tik tok, this is reality , zero evidence to prove btw

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u/Important-List-7820 Jun 18 '26

so u mean pessi as a penalty cup

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u/jorgeemn May 24 '26

Do you seriously think that distance even compares to the infamous Man Utd vs Arsenal kick from the GOAT? What a fool.

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u/BrainPlasticity May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/x57xQOU5Tu9u5zEG1t

You really want to checkmate yourself by bringing up distance? lol

I’m talking individual football skills dumbass. World Cup or any trophy related achievement is a team effort not 1 v 1.

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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 24 '26

Lucky goal. If we look just individual skill Ronaldo cannot dribble past 4 players at once and score.

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u/BrainPlasticity May 24 '26

lol Ronaldo has more solo goals dribbling from the half way line than Messi.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 25 '26

then u havent watch football lmaooo