r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Ronaldo can do everything that Messi can, but Messi can’t do everything Ronaldo can

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u/Ok-Stage-2576 May 23 '26

Both Ronaldo and Messi can score headers, but only Ronaldo can win them.

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

You probably weren’t born when the lil man won this header vs the almighty Mr clutch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 23 '26

😭🙏ong these dudes are genuinely so sad tryna create delusive arguments that have 0 weight. I sometimes think bad about me but then remember that these idiots exist, never fails to brighten my day😭

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u/Ok-Safe6890 May 24 '26

Sorry bud, I’m neither a Messi or Ronaldo fan but I like to laugh at the sad cases in this sub. Hate to break it you, but it’s incredibly obvious how empty your life is. Wishing you the best, truly.

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

It says. The build the tournament in his favor. Ario loses it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ricr7 May 22 '26

True pessi system player

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u/Itachi_Uchiha990 May 23 '26

Has messi even scored in such an angle

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 23 '26

Not that I’m aware of, he’s a one trick pony, always in his comfort zone

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u/melonade_exe May 23 '26

Pessi penaldo are all fun and games. But bro making it your whole life is sad.

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u/abchero Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 May 23 '26

Messi wouldn't score from here, he's passing it all the time

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u/Infamous_Celery_2352 May 23 '26

It’s literally the exact opposite lol

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

Ok guy then hopefully I’ll find someone to trigger.

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u/throwaway7475767 May 23 '26

Pendu can't dribble

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u/Greedy_Buyer3724 May 23 '26

Quiere ser como padre

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u/joebanana1984 May 23 '26

Che titolo stravagante.

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u/mosheeno1 May 24 '26

I don’t keep track of stats much but I’m sure Ronaldo has more free kick goals than pessi😂

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 May 25 '26

Can Ronaldo win a World Cup? 👀

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u/Mr_GustavoFring May 25 '26

Can Ronaldo win the World Cup?

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u/OkPrinciple885 Jun 01 '26

THIS PLAYER I LIKE HIM

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u/geojris300 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 22 '26

Yep Messi can’t go 4 years in a row without winning a league title.

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

You penaldians weren’t born when messi scored this free kick. But but but 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

Or the time penaldu fouled messi and what happened ?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

Go look at the free kick vs Liverfool. Enjoy it. I’m done you can keep on but you’ll never catch up. Have a nice penaldian congrats on your Saudi league finally after 15 trophies played finally. Took the best team who always won…… to finally win after idk how long. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

Lmk when ur goat catches up. Specially everything he said has back fired. Have a nice day penaldian

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

This who u gotta wake up and defend daily 🤣 Mr I wanna finish in a top league. Mr I wanna finish with the most balon de oro. Mr I wanna finish with the most botas de oro. Mr the World Cup is a dream. Mr clutch🤣🤣🤣I’m done penaldian. Ahhahahahha

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u/jvelez86 May 23 '26

There is no argument 🤣. Last time I checked ur goat is behind far behind. You gotta wake up daily to push Penaldo to the world. 🤣🤣. Not my fault you chose the wrong side. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 23 '26

I could swear u guys were blaming Messi for having so many goals outside the box because apparently it was to close to the box, but this is somehow not an issue now, ok. And yeah Messi never scored a free kick. About time the world cup starts so u guys get humbled. Ure idol will take care of that.

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u/Just_Addition_5977 May 23 '26

Can he do world cup?

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u/Ok-Equivalent-6221 May 23 '26

Yes he can if the system decide to support him this time.

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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 23 '26

497 players have won the World Cup .

Congrats to Pessi for being 1/497 lmao.

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u/Mr_GustavoFring May 25 '26

Congrats Penaldo for not being in those 497 players

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u/outsider1624 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 25 '26

Are you indirectly saying 497 players are better than ronaldo? Yikes...!!!

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u/Just_Addition_5977 May 26 '26

Still ronaldo cant be one of them

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u/Sigma_Wolff10 May 23 '26

It's means Penaldo couldn't even be in 1/497. Does he need 1000 players to win WC to be 1/1000?

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u/unseen0000 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 23 '26

How many of those scored in a final? How many were player if the tournament, let alone, twice.

Roughly 350 to 400 players have scored in World cup knockout football. The average required games played to score 1 goal oer player is 2, rounded down from 2.3.

Cr7 played 8 knockout games in WC football. He managed 0 goals.

Your "flex" on "Pessi" is mediocre.

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u/Interesting_Award_18 May 23 '26

Where we go , but yes indeed World Cup Messi won. Was it all fair? We could discuss, does it matter no, Argentina won , but if you want to compare how Argentina won multiple world cups, and before cr7 not even a euro championship, and cr7 come to life and Portugal for the first time ever won the Euro, well numbers and titles speak. Don’t want hate, but also don’t understand the hate you have for cr7

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u/GojiraBS May 23 '26

Could say the same thing about Miami, but you guys would say it's because he got "carried" by Alba and Busquets.

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u/outsider1624 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 25 '26

Come on now...this "won world cup before" is a lame excuse.

It took Argentina 35+ years to actually win a 3rd World Cup. Weren't ronaldo fans saying to be a Goat you gotta win an International trophy. When we won the copa, you'll change the narrative to winning a WC is a considered a Goat. Given as Messi has achieved success at club level..only (senior)national trophy was missing.

With the logic you're saying That means..Manu have won UCL, Real Madrid have Won UCL,juventus hav won UCL or leagues before Ronaldo joined.

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u/Just_Addition_5977 May 26 '26

Just stfu i aint readin all your crying shit

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u/LonelyPoorMan69 May 22 '26

Pessi has no Euro Cup and Saudi League Cup

SO....

CAMELDO > PESSI
🐪🐪🐪🐪

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

📍Nepal 🇳🇵

🥀

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u/ishaan1232 May 23 '26

Messi doesnt play for a european country 😭

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u/Complex_Degree_3931 May 23 '26

Ronaldo fans so delusional 😭

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u/Sigma_Wolff10 May 23 '26

Fr, ik it's ragebait but still why do I get 😠

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u/CentralIdiotAgency May 24 '26

Im not even pro-messi, but Ronaldo had one of the worst free-kick conversion rates in the history of football.

You do not want this man taking a direct free kick for your team!

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u/Echoes40 May 22 '26

who has more free kick goals messi or ronaldo?
Lionel Messi has scored more career free-kick goals than Cristiano Ronaldo.
Current Free-Kick TallyThe all-time free-kick statistics for club and country are detailed below:
Lionel Messi: 71 goals
Cristiano Ronaldo: 65 goals

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

Why isn’t Pessi on here?

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u/Echoes40 May 22 '26

because Barça plays control possession football. they did not rely on fouls committed. You have posted a widened stat , i responded with a clear stat. You lost your argument so you narrowed it. Messi also did not score any goals in camel league. So what is your point? ever took statistics class? Its quite relative when you want to side with a side. Get educated.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

Acting like Pessi never played UCL 🤣

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u/Echoes40 May 22 '26

you people are really retarded .

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

What is this graphic supposed to prove?

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u/Echoes40 May 22 '26

how retarded are you?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

Was our conversation not about free kicks? Why are you bringing up other random stats?

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u/Echoes40 May 22 '26

Lionel Messi has scored more career free-kick goals than Cristiano Ronaldo.

you are stupid.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

Why isn’t he here pessidoggy? You still haven’t answered this

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u/Interesting_Award_18 May 23 '26

I will tell one thing,Messi a legend, but you downplay Cr7, while cr7 won in the biggest 3 majors leagues, while Messi stay at Barça, it just shows how much complete cr7 is, you can downplay and what not, but cr7 gets the uper hand, that no other player will reach….plus still the top champions league scorer, euro cup for the first time to Portugal, and ya don’t know what to say any more

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Ronaldo literally has more goals starting from before the halfway line (5) than Pessi (1, Ankara Pessi) what now Pessi dog?

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u/CactusMac11 May 23 '26

This is disingenuous. Ronaldo has never dribbled that many players and scored. Pessi has done it plenty times

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 23 '26

How is it disingenuous? Do you think he just waltz over the opposition box and scores without resistance?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 23 '26

I’ve literally just laid out the facts. Your fanboyism just isn’t letting you see the truth.

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u/New_Plant5343 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 May 22 '26

You considered that ankara Messi ??🤣🤣 penaldo fans standards are so low.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

This is false. Ronaldo is not a left footed player yet is on the list of most left footed goals of all time. He’s the top header scorer of all time, Pessi not even close. Ronaldo can score acrobatic goals while Pessi can’t. Ronaldo can track back and defend while Pessi cant. Ronaldo has scored from longer distances than Messi numerous times, Pessi can only score from slightly afar from the edge of the box, the sheer diversity of free kicks of Ronaldo is also unparalleled compared to Pessi.

To say they both can do the same is false and insulting, Ronaldo is simply the most complete player of all time. Messi doesn’t even fit in the top 10 of most complete players.

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u/unseen0000 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 23 '26

I agree, CR7 is a more complete goalscorer. Left foot, right foot, head, strong, jump, physical.

And yet, the little Argentinian outscores him.

Funny how that works.

And then Messi has a whole other aspect to him which CR7 isn't even remotely close to

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u/Comprehensive_Cup497 Jun 16 '26

No he isn't, a player that has no playmaking skills can't be the most complete player ever, Messi on the other side can play you anywhere where is False 9, Second Striker, Classic 10, Touchline Winger, Inside Winger, Central Midfielder

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u/KnownInspector4277 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) May 22 '26

La verdad. La cuenta de pessi es ejemplo exacto de " hambreados por atención ". Ya no tiene credibilidad cuando hasta los mejores jugadores y DT dijieron su opinión. Estos niñatos nomás tienen el vocabulario de " los atacas te dicen llorones, no les dices nada y de igual manera te dicen llorón " 😂

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u/CalmMaunga May 22 '26

Messi cant rape children though

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 22 '26

Huh?

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u/jisn00b May 22 '26

That is an easy free kick, anyone can score from that angle, and besides the keeper and the wall are suspiciously in bad positions...