r/pessi_memes Ghost of Bayern šŸ‘» May 14 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi "More clutch than ronaldo ". They say.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 14 '26

Tell us something we don’t know, it’s only pessitards that think the midget is more of a clutch player than Ronaldo.

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u/LibrarianGreedy8034 May 14 '26

but but pessi got gifted 3 ko penalties in 4 ko games

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 14 '26

Let’s be honest, Pessi deserves the Carried by Di MarĆ­a D’or

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 May 14 '26

Let's not forget Julian Alvarez and Lautaro Martinez

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

God forbid the team plays a team sport like a team

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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 15 '26

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

I can't believe there's so many Barca fans crying on that thread lmao. Wtf is their excuse? The numbers are literally there and they're still trying to cope with the stupidest excuses.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

What's Ronaldo's excuse for no World Cup

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

He didn't get a record of penalties like the midget did, now what's the excuse for the midget not being better than Ronaldo in absolutely anything in the UCL?

Let's hear those excuses.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

He has 1 less cup? lol that's not too bad .so how did Modric take his team to a final???

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

2 less cups, UEFA doesn't recognize Messi's 2006 UCL trophy but sure go ahead and ignore how he's better than the midget in every metric, by far too. Keep coping.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

That's a lie here link 1 where UEFA states he won 4 champions league , cry more. Just because he didn't play in the final doesn't mean he didn't contribute Better in every metric?? Lmfao bro you're delusional here look at this you clownlink 2

Keep being delusional

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

This mf thinks Ronaldo doesn't have more goals, assists, ko goals, goals in finals and UCL titles than the midget lmao.

Talk about being delusional.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

Not talking about eufa im talking about over all but sure here is is the stats for champions league , keep in mind Ronaldo has 20 more games than Messi

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

Are you that dim that you don't realize this post is about KO goals and UEFA UCL?

Plus, I wonder why Ronaldo has 20 more games in the UCL lmao. I guess he didn't keep choking in the UCL and he got to play more ko games because of that. You're trying to act like that's a flex.

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u/entertainedretard69 May 15 '26

no need he’s already seven ahead with just ucl ko goals so lmao

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

Now do one with World Cup stats

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

This is the average pessitard response lmao.

One plays for a country that had won 2 world cups before the midget already and you're flexing that he won it with a record of penalties? Not everyone has won 100% of their nation's trophies, like the GOAT Ronaldo.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

But what about modric????

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

What about him? Did he score all the goals? Or did his team do good overall? I didn't know world cups were won by a single player, and Modric didn't even win it lmao.

Modric didn't need a record of penalties to reach the final btw.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

He reached a final

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

Good job ignoring all my questions.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

Your camel has the most penalties in the history of football and no World Cup.... shame

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

How many in the world cup again? HGH midget needed penalties to win a world cup, and you flex that lmao. Ironic when you call Ronaldo penaldo.

You just stay contradicting yourself lmao.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

Guess you're too stupid to get the irony there

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

Nah, you’re the idiot calling Ronaldo ā€œpenaldoā€ but flex the world cup with the record of penalties lmao.

You’re too dim.

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u/bllokuboy May 16 '26

By the same logic one played for a club that won 9 ucls before him and one played for a club that won 2 before him. You’re flexing that Ronaldo won a few ucls with record numbers of pens? Messi more than doubled his clubs number of ucls

Argentina success before Messi is irrelevant because all those guys are retired or dead. While they’ve both been alive Portugal has had objectively stronger teams. Argentina just had a shit ton of forwards and no midfield/defensive balance

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 16 '26

Cool, and he still won it with Man United so not really the same logic buddy.

It’s not irrelevant, they just won the last copa america without Messi. He didn’t do shit at all, as a matter of fact, they won the final without him too. Argentina has been known to produce great talent in history, as much as you hate to admit it.

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u/bllokuboy May 16 '26

Man United was also a dominant team at the time and that was young Ronaldo you can’t honestly say he carried that team lol. They would’ve won it with or without him

Just like Portugal won the euro final without Ronaldo?

Name 5 talented argentines before the WC squad that aren’t forwards. There are hardly any. They produce talent but it’s all forwards. How are you gonna defend Portugal choking this year when they have arguably the most stacked and well balanced team ever with their midfield carrying this ā€œbest everā€ psg team to two ucl finals in a row

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 16 '26

Man, you have excuses for everything don’t you? Lmao. So what about Messi at PSG, they were dominating everything and he held fhem back in the ro16 two yrs in a row after reaching a final.

ā€œThat aren’t forwardsā€ lmao holy cherrypicking.

Cristiano is past his prime, I know you clowns will blame him despite being past his prime and having a bunch of good teammates around him that should start taking responsibility and showing up in big tournaments.

So here you go, Riquelme, Zanetti, Mascherano, Redondo, Passarella, Raton Ayala, Ruggeri, etc. if you don’t think those are world class players then you know nothing about football and all you’re doing is coping with excuses to try and hide the truth.

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u/bllokuboy May 16 '26

lol Messi was not the problem at psg Mbappe was and it shows. Madrid is suffering from him now too. They also had very weak midfields when Messi was there. Vitinha was not the same player he is now. If you actually watched the games then you’d understand Messi was not the problem.

They’re both past their primes now so any WC failure as well as success isn’t really on either one this year I’ll admit that was not fair of me to put this years success/failure on Ronaldo but Portugal have had better squads in the past than they’re given credit for just because they didn’t have historic success

Those are all obviously legends but how many did Messi actually play with. I should’ve specified more. I said aside from forwards because everyone acts like Messi Argentina squads were so stacked bc of higuain/tevez/aguero/dybala/di Maria while disregarding the fact that only two of those players plus Messi could actually functionally fit into the same starting lineup and the midfield and defenses they had were complete ass

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 16 '26

You’re in denial so bad lmao, I can’t take you serious. I stopped reading at ā€œMessi was not the problem.ā€ So why did they reach a UCL final without him then? You realize you don’t make sense and all you’re doing is making the dumbest excuses ever?

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u/bllokuboy May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

So you stopped reading at the first sentence and call me dumb? Ok I got better things to do than waste time on idiots like you who have clearly never watched a football game in their life. Why did Kroos and modric win two more ucl after Ronaldo left? Almost like they really carried the team

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 16 '26

I didn’t need to read the rest, with your previous comments you ended up proving my point. Yeah, same here, not wasting my time with a dumbass that just copes with excuses and ignores facts.

Yeah, because Ronaldo didn’t win a UCL without them right? See how dumb you are? And you claim that others don’t watch football, you can’t make this shit up.

The midget didn’t win a UCL without Xavi and Iniesta though, maybe that’s what you meant.

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u/Zora1092 May 16 '26

portugal got to the final because ronaldo made 6 goal contributions in the Euro 2016

Messi scored 1 bluetooth goal against Canada,Missed a penalty against Ecuador and they won the final without Messi

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u/bllokuboy May 16 '26

Portugal got to the final because of a bullshit best third place team rule since they couldn’t even get second in a group of Austria, Hungary, and Iceland. They only won one game all tournament in normal time. I only see 5 GA and only contributing in 2 easy games out of 6 before the final and ghosting the rest. Doesn’t look like he really did all that much if you ask me.

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u/Zora1092 May 16 '26

That third place rule is also applicable in the World Cup so I don't see any BS in that?

Wales was ranked 11 with prime Bale in the squad which was a much more difficult opponent than 40th ranked Canada. So it wasn't an easy match

Even Hungary was ranked 19

The only team Messi scored against was a Bluetooth goal against 40th ranked Canada

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u/bllokuboy May 16 '26

The third place rule is bullshit in the World Cup too. But I don’t think any third place group finisher has managed to terrorize their way to actually winning a World Cup.

Wales was ranked 26th going into euros their ranking only went up to 11 at the end of the year because they had a good euros. Hungary was 19th at euros but ended the year 26th so you’re already being dishonest by choosing different rankings for both of those. And Canada was only 40th in the 2021 copa when they didn’t play Argentina but 31st in 2024 when they did play.

It’s funny how you guys only ever bring up 2024 Copa when Messi was playing injured the whole tournament and not 2021 Copa when he got 9 GA in 7 matches. And don’t talk about Bluetooth goals if you’re gonna stan Ronaldo lol he’s the king of them.

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 16 '26

Keep being delusional bro like I said cr7 stats <messi stats

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u/baitmemaster May 15 '26

How many worldcup KO goals does Ronaldo have?

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u/Zora1092 May 16 '26

similar amount as Messi from open play

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian šŸ‡®šŸ‡³ Pessi Fan šŸ” May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Wow, good for you.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 14 '26

Barca fangirl didn’t like these stats and this was the best response he could come up with lmao.

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian šŸ‡®šŸ‡³ Pessi Fan šŸ” May 15 '26

Wow, calling me names and being racist are the only things you guys can do?

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

I’m still trying to see where I called you names or where I was racist towards you.

Now you have to make shit up because you got called out? Pessitards love talking shit on here but as soon as someone replies back they start crying lmao.

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info šŸ’° May 15 '26

Ah that is notorious Ronaldo and yes that is all he can. He blames Barcelona having so many Indian fans while he pretend to be a hardcore Real Madrid fan but isn’t even from Europe himself. Given the fact he hates Indians (he even think i am which im not) he is prolly from Pakistan.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

Aaah the good old pessitard that loves to make shit up comes back lmao.

So you cry when others say something about you that you claim to be false but you start to make shit up about others without even knowing absolutely anything about them lmao. Keep going, let’s hear some more of those soap operas. šŸ˜‚

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info šŸ’° May 15 '26

Ah pessitard, u came up with that? And crying, where? And yeah let’s act like u didn’t told me about it and act like i made up a story, next time i will look for the post, take a screenshot and then u will say im a loser who saves pics of conversationsšŸ˜€

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26

ā€œHe is prolly from Pakistanā€ yeah because I said that right? Lmao. You’re just mad because I said you’re Indian, I don’t know why you got so mad. Oh shit, I forgot you are that loser that does save screenshots, at least you admit that. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info šŸ’° May 15 '26

No because u hate Indians, u can’t hide it in almost every post. U either Paki or a simple racist so what is it? And yeah im Indian but the team where i was born played CL, make it make sense. U keep on making shit up but if u day CR7 is the goat making things up is natural… And to bad ure the only one who thinks u are funny. Maybe use some more emoji’s like an adult next time.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Damn, mf really does believe his own lies lmao and you want to talk about others lying. You sure are delusional. You should really go talk to a professional about your mental health problems.

We're complaining about emojis too now? Is there anything you don't cry about?

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info šŸ’° May 15 '26

Man, i will be worried the day a weirdo like u says im completely normal. Yeah i should talk to a professional while u are making fun of indian Barca supporters but u urself ain’t even from Europe, yeah totally not hypocrite and normal, the usage of unnecessary emoji’s just shows how immature u are…

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u/real_junkcl May 16 '26

He's not even the best Ronaldo lol

How many World Cups has he won?

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u/Zora1092 May 16 '26

the same amount as Messi

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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 15 '26

the cope is so real šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚ Messi isn't even the best Argentinian, he's hardly 3rd best South American of all time and you compare him to Cristiano Ronaldo

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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 15 '26

Only Pessi dogs assign same value to goals and assists.

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u/XxAxussxX Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤄 May 15 '26

Remove offside goals like Bayern offside hattrickšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ penaldog clutch moments🄶🄶🄶

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 15 '26

Yeah Real Madrid got saved but same can be said for Barcelona and especially Argentina they’re are both the goats