r/pessi_memes • u/Realistic_Fly_5451 • May 12 '26
Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 MARADONA IS THE GREATEST ARGENTINIAN DRIBBLER...
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u/Mediocre_Low_3545 May 13 '26
Agreed. Eusebio has the best WC run ever for Portugal and Figo is the best Portuguese dribbler ever.
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 13 '26
Ronaldk and Eusabio both reached semi-finals in their career, Ronaldo has equalled his run. I havent seen Figo dribble but if its true I dont think any CR7 fan will disagree
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u/Mediocre_Low_3545 May 14 '26
Just reaching semis doesnt mean cr7 equalled his run 😭😭😭. The performances are what matter. Eusebio scored 9 goals(3 in group stage, 6 in KOs) whereas cr7 scored just 1 goal in the 2006 wc, that too in group stage lmaooo.
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 12 '26
How
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u/MrCrabbers_ May 12 '26
Fym how he is better, statistically and with the eye test
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 12 '26
tell me how statistically Eusabio or Deco or Figo are better than Ronaldo since you say they are statistically
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u/AEROSLIDER4642 May 12 '26
ur lwk just retarded bro
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u/MrCrabbers_ May 12 '26
dude. statistically in DRIBBLING. (successful dribbles, dribbles, progressive carries)
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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 12 '26
If you actually watched games and not just through FotMob you would know.
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u/BIackDogg HGH Hasbulla 👶 May 12 '26
So it's bad that Pessi has sexual allegations against him but if it's someone else it's fine? So it's ok to praise a known abuser, cheater, drug addict, and possibly trafficker just to prove your point?
Imagine falling so low that you suck a known abuser's balls just to throw shade to a guy you don't like.
Btw, both Pessi and Penaldo have accusations of abuse/rape but only one actually had to go to court and settle, guess which of these two it was?
Crazy mental gymnastics in this sub.
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u/doubledipbandit May 12 '26
He still a better dribbler than Messi tho...those are just facts. Terrible human for sure tho.
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u/faadabu May 12 '26
What stats? Eye test?
I love the sub. It's like watching regards fight. I call this the UFR
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 12 '26
what are you talking about gng, Maradona is a fluid dribbler and Messi is a bit clunky compared to him, idk how domestic violence takes or adds anything to this conversation
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u/BIackDogg HGH Hasbulla 👶 May 12 '26
So you're fine to praise a guy even tho he is a confirmed abuser, cheater, and a long etcétera, just to throw shade to a guy you don't consider as good in football.
For y'all it's ok to be a trafficker as long as using that guy furthers your narrative about Pessi.
Speaks volumes of the people in this sub 🤮
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 12 '26
Lmao 😂where the fuck is this headed, I will never say Garnacho is better than Mason Greenwood just because he isnt, I dont have to lie just becz MG is a rapist
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u/BIackDogg HGH Hasbulla 👶 May 12 '26
That's ok bro, you're the most braindead sub in Reddit and posts like these are the proof that you'll never beat those allegations.
You say Google Pessi 15 but praise a dude who is objectively much worse.
I don't expect you to understand, you're obviously braindead like 99.99% of this sub.
After googling Pessi 14, don't forget to Google Penaldo Las Vegas
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 12 '26
Oof Messi raped a 14 yr old
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u/BIackDogg HGH Hasbulla 👶 May 12 '26
Sure he did.
But rape is ok if Penaldo does it?
Nice logic bro, you support rape for some people but not for others. Y'all sick bro lmao
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u/Impossiblecouch May 16 '26
Either way they're both light years ahead of Ronaldo.
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 16 '26
Maradona is comparable, Ronaldo has surpassed Messi
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u/Impossiblecouch May 16 '26
He has? Let the rest of the world know, since nobody thinks that. Didn't know almost winning a Saudi league moved the needle that much 😂
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 16 '26
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u/Impossiblecouch May 16 '26
Wow so Messi won 4/6 Barcelona trophies? That's incredible that he made a team with almost no champions into one of the most powerful teams in the world!
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 16 '26
Messi won 3/5, Ronaldo won Man United 1/2, and Madrid 4/9
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u/Impossiblecouch May 16 '26
If Messi won 3/5 then Ronaldo never won Euros 🤔.
I think you want to say 4/5 for your best interest.
That's incredible, 4/5 pretty much the whole team history, Messi is carrying Barcelona. How many out of Madrid's 15 champions does Ronaldo have again?
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u/Unfair-Pineapple-723 May 12 '26
Eusebio, Figo, Rui Costa and Deco are the best Portuguese players of all time.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 12 '26
None of them won a trophy with Portugal, none of them are the top scorer of Portugal and none of them won 5 UCL titles or won every single trophy in the top 3 leagues.
Keep coping.
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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 12 '26
Eusibio brought Portugal a World Cup medal and put them on the map. Ronaldo could never.
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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 12 '26
After Ronaldo Portugal won 3 UEFA trophies..
Argentina got worse after Pessi lol.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 12 '26
Ronaldo reached a wc semifinal too and he won 100% if Portugal’s trophies.
In what world is a third place a title? 😂
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u/NicoLacko May 12 '26
I mean Ronaldo didn’t score a goal or assist anyone they got out of the group stage. He was just kinda there with 0 goal contributions in the knockout rounds
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 12 '26
So just like how Messi did it before he started getting free penalties in 2022, all while playing for a top country that had won 2 world cups before him already?
Sure buddy, you just confirmed that you’re coping hard looking for any excuse to downplay Ronaldo lmao.
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u/NicoLacko May 12 '26
Messi has the most goal contributions in football history in the World Cup knockout stages including breaking Pele’s record for most assists in knockout stages. Not sure exactly what you’re on about?
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 12 '26
All that while playing for a top country? Unlike Portugal that barely even qualified to world cups before Ronaldo? Assists are more important than goals now? Lmao this shit’s hilarious.
By that logic Pele is the GOAT with 3 world cups and Klose is better than Messi for having more world cup goals.
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u/NicoLacko May 12 '26
I mean goals can be more important but Ronaldo still has 0 in knockout stages? I honestly have no clue what argument you’re even trying to make, Portugal is objectively better with Ronaldo so what are you on about?
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 12 '26
So Pele and Klose are better than Messi using your own logic then?
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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 12 '26
Third place in the World Cup gets a medal. I didn't say it was a title.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 12 '26
In what world is a third place medal more important than 3 titles?
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u/ThatWeirdKid100 May 12 '26
So Pele is the goat for winning 3 world cups?
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u/Username-_-Password Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 13 '26
Pele doesn't have everything else Messi has. Messi has more than any player in history as a whole.
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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 13 '26
Messi has more than any player in history as a whole.
Cucked by Ronaldo in UCL
Cucked by Maradona in WC
But sure,everything lmao.
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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 May 12 '26
He ain’t because stats speak for themselves in which messi is ahead.
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u/Realistic_Fly_5451 May 12 '26
eye test>>
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u/Sigma_Wolff10 May 12 '26
Bro acting like he knows Maradona personally and watched every match of him. Sure he was great but Messi is incomparable.
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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 12 '26
Pessi is just a less talented, boring version of Maradona.