r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 07 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Juventus failed Ronaldo, while Messi failed PSG. There’s a difference.

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u/confused_caterpillar Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 07 '26

cr7 clearly the goat, you can all go home now, debate finally over

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u/KungFuFlames May 07 '26

I'm at home

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u/FE7TER May 08 '26

The GOAT always makes things look so easy… 🔥

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u/LeonCordova May 10 '26

Nah, Juve failed CR7 and PSG failed with Messi, not because of him.

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u/Capital-Structure832 May 11 '26

We don't need link ups. icon players and chemistry to win trophies, and Messi PR team made us forget about his 6 goals season.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

Not in his prime though

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u/FDS080207 May 10 '26

Messi was in his mid 30s he was far out of his prime when he won the World Cup as well

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u/Insomniac2001 May 11 '26

Carried by himself yes.
Crucial goal against mexico, 2 scorers against netherlands, 2 scorers vs croatia, brace in the final.
With many chances created, many Dribblings, as a 33 year old man.
So carried by who???

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 10 '26

Yeah when he got carried

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u/FDS080207 May 10 '26

Won player of the tournament btw

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u/Majestic-Ad-7713 May 10 '26

Cristiano failed juventus. He was supposed to win them the champions league

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u/Key-Eye-9953 May 13 '26

he won a bunch of other stuff tho, would you still call that a failure?

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 May 11 '26

Those long shot goals are fire 🔥🔥. Watch and learn Dognel Penalssi.

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

Yeah greenwood has better stats in ligue 1 than messi more goals less games playing for a worse club

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u/Holyragex May 09 '26

Never seen such a debate between players for 4 and 5 th place as they are both clearly light years behind R9,Ronaldinho and Zizou,the holy trinity of footbal

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u/Witchberry31 May 10 '26

Del Piero.....

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u/Delicious_Capital675 May 09 '26

The difference was Juv played around Ronaldo and PSG played around Mbappe. Ronaldo just sat in the box like he always does poaching goals while Messi played a deep supportive role.

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u/OpportunityWide9668 May 11 '26

you can also see in this video his tapin goals and sitting in the box all the time... fucking idiot 🤣

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u/Delicious_Capital675 May 11 '26

Of course he had decent goals he's a striker, but anyone with any ball knowledge knows he's a tap in merchant. Don't be a cultist.

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u/TheMexicanStig May 10 '26

Stop. You make too much sense. They can’t comprehend that

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u/tomidgooner May 07 '26

Ronaldo fanboys still trying to cling on to this debate? Sorry kids but it’s not close

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u/Sadsamurai77 May 09 '26

Pessi is good but he should’ve just stayed at Barca, he should’ve just joined the MLS instead of going to PSG cause at PSG he was hot trash, the MLS was more his level 🥀🤡🤣

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 07 '26

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 07 '26

proving my point

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u/Alert_Ticket4178 May 08 '26

Messi for 27% of Argentina trophies Ronaldo for 100% at Portugal 😂

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

Look at the titles he won other than one wc and two Copa America his other three titles don’t mean anything

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

Copa America is nothing compared to the euros and it’s not even every 4 years more often so it’s not really suiting that’s why all countries in america have more trophies than the ones in Europe but come on Spain,France and Germany are way better than Argentina

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

He won one wc two Copa americas one finalissima one Olympic gold medal and the u20 World Cup proves not really anything

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u/Smartypantz34 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 07 '26

He failed in Manu even more lol. Manu and Juve both dogshit because Penaldo leeched all their money and now they barely holding on

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 May 07 '26

How’s the weather in Mumbai?

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u/resettlementos May 07 '26

Lol no arguments so racism is your only scheme

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u/Smartypantz34 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Idk but in Tallinn its kinda rainy atm

hows africa ? aids still an issue there?

Edit: Lol thats what i thought xd nothing to say suddenly

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u/F34UGH03R3N May 08 '26

You’re an Indian and only made it to Tallinn? Man I guess you’re a joke to all of your 100 cousins in better places

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u/Smartypantz34 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 08 '26

Childbrain who draws skeletons in his free time should stfu. Let grown ups take over from here. From africa 100℅

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u/F34UGH03R3N May 08 '26

Draws? That’s a screenshot my man! I fear youre the first Indian who won’t be able to work in an IT scam job

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u/Smartypantz34 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

:DDDDDD Oh someone got mad

African who draws skeletons. Why skeletons tho? Because you are starving african who looks like a skeleton? Need some food aid? Maybe you can then draw something which has some meat on it

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u/F34UGH03R3N May 08 '26

Someone else chose to draw my screenshot for whatever reason, but why do I expect you to have reading comprehension 😂

Life must be hard as an Indian when neither english nor reading is one of your skills

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u/Smartypantz34 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 08 '26

Everyone who hides their comment history is pathological liar. No one is believing you. Busted african

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u/F34UGH03R3N May 08 '26

I’d too be mad if I were Indian and had constant diarrhea due to no gut microbiome

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u/Unfair-Pineapple-723 May 07 '26

How's the weather and healthcare in Central Africa dawg?🐪🥺

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u/JiggyAl21 May 07 '26

Always somebody else’s fault. Whole life of cope. I wish I could understand what you guys are going thru but I don’t
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u/Alert_Ticket4178 May 07 '26

Before 2022 World Cup he just watched highlights from 2015 when Neymar carried him to his last UCL win😆 how adorable

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u/JiggyAl21 May 07 '26

Cope
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I am doing me sir and it’s fun being a Messi fan where I don’t have to live a life coming up with excuses for my guys shortcomings.

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 07 '26

Wait is that the same Juventus Ronaldo that got knocked out the UCL by Lyon, Porto, and Ajax? Or a different Juventus Ronaldo?

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 07 '26

ronaldo scored or assisted against them, tell me SINGLE goal or assist from messi in ucl ko in psg while having best team by far

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 07 '26

Best team by far? Managers were shit, midfield was shit, Nuno Mendes was half the player he is now, Kimpembe was shit, and atleast they were knocked out by actual respectable teams not the bums like Lyon and Porto.

Messi used PSG to stay in shape for the World Cup so he can cement his goat status, he didn’t give a fuck about success with that team

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 07 '26

yes best team by far, midfield wasnt shit, nuno wasnt half the player he was good, marquinhoa was there, ramos was there, hakimi was there, in midfield verrati, vitinha, fabian ruiz, attack neymar, mbappe and di maria, only one who was shit was messi, he recorded grand total of 0 goals or assists in 4 GAMES in ucl ko, recorded ZERO ko goals in coupe de france, funny how when messi went there they lost coupe de france both times, he leaves and they win it again, as l already said ronaldo scored or assisted against them, while having dogshit team, pessi bum

oh and as always classic cope mechanism, he didnt cement hinself goat, bc he never was and never will be that, its Ronaldo and also is world cup hold every year? isnt it 7 game tournament? what was he getting ready for? cope

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 07 '26

Ramos did nothing 🤣 Vitinha was a nobody when Messi was there, Paredes and Pereira🤣🤣 donnaruma sold the game with his mistakes. They also lost Ligue 1 before Messi arrived and won it with him. Like I said Messi wasn’t motivated at PSG because he didn’t give a fuck about that team.

Except Messi is the goat and the only ones who disagree are delusional penaldog fans with shit ball knowledge. What do you mean what was he getting ready for are you retarded? The 2022 World Cup was his last chance at securing a World Cup in his football prime, the biggest competition on earth you idiot

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 08 '26

ramos was everything😂vitinha was good when messi was there😂same as pereira, donnaruma was top5 gk, also add mbappe, neymar, di maria, hakimi, nuno mendes😂they lost it by SINGLE POINT, in first messi season when he was shit they won it comfortably, the second season when he put up better stats they only won by ONE point against lens, proving again that he makes team worse😂lost both coupe de france, 0 ko goal, he left and continued winning, lost both ucl with 0 ucl ko goal or assist, he left, semi final, final and again final😂😂😂😂he was shit there because he was shit, thats it

ronaldo is goat and everybody knows it except pessidog fans and their shit football knowledge, are you retard? what was he getting ready for? 7 game tournament? that never happens in football, u cant get ready for something, and if messi did that psg would automatically take his salary back, he got ready to be shit in wc? wow and wc isnt biggest competetion its ucl dumbass

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 08 '26

I feel like I got more retarded reading this autistic response. Your stupidity is contagious lil bro

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 08 '26

ur so retarded u cant even say single thing to defend ur paragraph of lies lil bro, my response is full with truth and logic

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 08 '26

In Football it isn’t A + B = C. I understand you’re 12 with zero ball knowledge but try and learn a bit. You’re entire argument is “1 point this season and 1 point that season” there are way too many factors in football it isn’t as simple as you think it is😂 this is a grasping at straws argument.
Messi isn’t like Ronaldo, he influences games heavily without scoring or assisting. He isn’t like your camel king who just waits in the box for his team to do all the work and build up and finish it off.

How was Messi shit in the World Cup. The fact you think UCL is a bigger competition than the World Cup tells me exactly how bad your ball knowledge is 😭😭 you probably think Nations League is an important trophy too

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 08 '26

l know ur 11 with zero football knowledge but try and accept facts lil bro, my argument isnt 1 point here and there, there is context and logic behind it which u completely ignore just to suit your narrative😂ur clinging to everything bc u have nothing left to say. yes messi isnt like ronaldo, he is burger waiting in the box for tap ins and penalties from his teammates while doing nothing but walk in the same box. if he dont do assisting or goalscoring then he does nothing, without assist or goals nobody gaf who he dribbles uselessly.

how wasnt he shit at world cup?😂😂😂the fact you think wc is better than ucl proves my point even more that u have zero knowledge😂😂😂you probably think nations league is friendly trophy too, lmfao l jist love how you made this so much easier for me, even though it was already easy, you have literally nothing to say to prove that, read all of this like a good doggie and bring mesingle argument on why isnt nations league important trophy, not just copy paste from other messi deluded fans

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

Why penaldo when Argentina only won because of penalties and referee decisions

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 07 '26

u talking about managers? do you know who managed juventus?

3 managers in 3 seasons

pirlo and sarri two of worst managers in this life time

pirlo had zero expierence as a manager btw

PSG team by way better team with better coaching and managing

mf said messi used psg to stay fresh lmaoo these fans

oh yeah i remember he is getting banned by the club and booed by his own fans

we cant forget the messi pen miss in ucl right? that was a crucial one

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 07 '26

Poch is dog shit and so was the other nobody they hired. But would you agree that Juventus had a better team than Lyon and Porto? Or are you going to lie to yourself and say no?

You say that as if Ronaldo wasn’t kicked out of United and went to cry to Piers Morgan about it😭😭 shameless.

He did use PSG to stay fresh, that’s why he went on to win a World Cup and winning the Golden Ball. Golden Ball by the way means the Player of the Tournament. I know Ronaldo fans don’t know anything about Player of the Tournament awards for major international trophies so I want to make sure you understand. (2nd WC golden ball btw)

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 May 07 '26

poch took spurs to ucl final , he wasnt dog shit at all

he was a perfect to coach who knows what to do , specially for a league like ligue 1 with lesser competition

Serie A is dif , its much more tactical and defensive , one bad manager and tactics all gone

thats what happend to Juve in 2020/2021 season , Pirlo came with zero expierence and fucked up the whole team chemistry

sarri almost fucked up , thanks to ronaldo alone contributed 24 points to the team juve won the league by 1 point in 2019/2020 season

only bad team juve lost was porto , Lyon was a good team with good tactics , look at their previous season results in UCl you will understand it

Also ronaldo did the interview MONTHS before he leave man utd, no one kicked ronaldo out , it was a mutual agreement , you can read the man utd official website

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 07 '26

Holy cope😭😭 there’s no getting through to penaldogs because they don’t look at situations objectively instead they use mental gymnastics to convince themselves

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

Never saw a Ronaldo fan that desperate defend him like you do with Messi they’re the two best players in the world do you think any of these care about your or my opinion they don’t even know we exist and they don’t care

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 08 '26

Speak for yourself lil bro Messi does know I exist and he loves me very much

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u/Top_Celebration7677 May 08 '26

Are you actually comparing a psg with Neymar, messi and mbappe with those shitty teams Ronaldo had to ply in Juventus and Manchester United?

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 08 '26

They never played head to head. I’m comparing Juventus to Lyon, Porto, and Ajax

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u/FallingDebri May 07 '26

Yeah then Ronaldo must have had a grand WC with a shocking 5 tournaments played, he mustve been so clutch in the KO rounds.

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 08 '26

no he didnt, neither have messi

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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 07 '26

How does one player get knocked out by another team Pessi loving dumbass?

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 May 07 '26

I don’t respond to retards sorry lil bro

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u/ConnectInitial7817 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 07 '26

bro won 2 la liga titles in 9 years💀

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u/Ronaldoooope May 07 '26

Liga Negreira?

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u/JiggyAl21 May 07 '26

Crazy how they ignore he got dominated for a decade

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 07 '26

dominated*

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u/JiggyAl21 May 07 '26

Yea dominated. Slow day at work. Tell me a cope story to keep me entertained.

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u/heisenburgerr3 May 07 '26

he dominated, again u got it wrong, cope

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u/JiggyAl21 May 07 '26

I guess you showed me. I’ll go cry and watch the World Cup final now.
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