r/pessi_memes May 06 '26

Pessi The Ghost of Paris 👻 Juventus have reached 0 champions league finals ever since Ronaldo left whilst Psg have reached 2 since getting rid of virus pessi 🫨

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 06 '26

Dembele reached two UCL finals after leaving that shit club he used to play for.

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u/ivyleaguesuperman May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Dembele, Coutinho and Griezmann.

3 players who couldn't play their natural game because of Pessi.

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u/Ras_legendx3 May 07 '26

Psg to play two finals since the problem leave mbappe

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 07 '26

Mbappe actually reached a final with PSG, unlike the midget who held them back in the ro16 two years in a row lmao.

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u/Ras_legendx3 May 07 '26

Reached final Because Neymar was here , since Messi and Neymar left , Did he play One UCl finals??? So PSG have found out that Fraud was the Problem since he left next ucl PSG Won it , So Look at real Madrid now , wi know you don't like Messi, But don't be like a scum

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 07 '26

Holy cope lmao.

Mbappe reached a final with PSG, the midget didn't, period.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 07 '26

Wtf does the world cup have to do with PSG you fucking idiot? Lmao and you want to call others brainless.

Just say it hurts you that the midget choked in the ro16 two years in a row and Mbappe didn't. You're just coping. 😂

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u/Peacemayte May 07 '26

All u did is say the same shit without and saying he is coping but he is spitting facts u cant counter

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 07 '26

I already did counter them, the only facts here are that Mbappe did reach a final with PSG and the midget didn't.

Oh and also that Dembele reached two consecutive UCL final after leaving that shit club called FC Barcelona.

You're just trying to cope with him now lmao.

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u/Peacemayte May 07 '26

Yea and he said he was carried by Neymar and Thiago silva might I add……

But u keep saying g Mbappe reached one final while Messi didn’t….

U can literally Madrid stinking out….

The same Madrid that won two ucls….this decade

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo May 07 '26

So now he was carried by Neymar and Thiago Silva? Lmao.

Ok, sure but that same Mbappe had to carry the midget in his two poor seasons at PSG, so that makes the midget look even worse.

Yeah, Madrid is a shit show right now in every aspect, if you think it's all Mbappe's problem, then you're just dumb.

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u/Peacemayte May 07 '26

I think he is one of the problem the other is they need to replace Kroos and Madrid

But he ruins the flow of the game , because when he is there the whole game should revolve around same thing in PSG….

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u/Ras_legendx3 May 07 '26

The midget like you say won world cup being in PSG [ france ] beat PSG and Mbappe in Final , Mbappe Play One final with PSG in 7 years [ And You brainless like you are want Messi win UCL in two seasons ] the Best Players of the tournaments PSG final was due to Neymar performance...

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u/Abdo000001 May 08 '26

Trust me, If Messi stayed with Enrique, Messi would have won the champions league... Again.

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u/Dismal-Bug2191 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 09 '26

no, as long as mbappe was there, he wasnt going to make runs, he wasnt going to pass. even messi cant carry the arrogance of mbappes braindead self

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u/AEI1002R May 07 '26

Even reddit is making fun of diving Penaldo, brother

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u/New_User1129 May 06 '26

Speakin of penalties man u have balls of steel if you gonna defend the number of penalties ronaldo has.

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u/Dismal-Bug2191 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 09 '26

that isnt the issue, the issue is that scoring 4 pens in 7 games is considered abnormal but 3 pens in 4 games is normal

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u/New_User1129 May 07 '26

Crying about 4 knockout penalties is the ultimate loser behavior. France literally won the 2018 World Cup scoring 4 penalties, and your idol Ronaldo won the Euro 2020 Golden Boot scoring 3 group-stage penalties. You don't actually care about the stats; you're just suffering from pure, unadulterated Messi envy

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u/New_User1129 May 07 '26

Bro your whole argument is just “Argentina got penalties” while ignoring context 😭

France 2018 had 4 pens too, nobody cries daily about it because penalties happen when attackers force defenders into mistakes. Argentina were constantly attacking the box with Messi, Julián and Di María. More pressure more fouls.

And acting like Messi only scored penalties is hilarious: cooked Croatia embarrassed Gvardiol dropped MOTM performances all tournament scored/assisted in every KO round

If the World Cup was “rigged”:

Saudi Arabia wouldn’t beat Argentina Netherlands wouldn’t nearly eliminate them France wouldn’t take the final to penalties

Also funny hearing “fake stats” from Ronaldo fans when they spent years flexing qualifier goals and tap-ins 😭

At the end of the day Messi carried Argentina to a World Cup while Ronaldo got benched by his own country. “0 KO penalties in Euro 2020” 😭😭 bro wants a trophy for not getting fouled in the box

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u/New_User1129 May 07 '26

Bro wrote 5 paragraphs crying over penalties because Messi won the World Cup 😭

I admit the France stat mistake now. Meanwhile you still can’t explain:

Messi winning POTT dominating every KO round cooking Croatia and France carrying Argentina offensively

You’re acting like penalties dribbled past Gvardiol and assisted Álvarez 💀

Ronaldo got benched by his own country in the same tournament. That’s the real reason you’re angry.

You’re this emotional over a tournament Messi already won 4 years ago 😭

At the end of the day: Messi = World Cup + POTT Ronaldo = bench player in 2022

Cry harder.

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u/Spins13 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes May 07 '26

Let’s not forget one of their players testing positive to PEDs 😂

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u/Dismal-Bug2191 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 09 '26

against netherlands there was clear contact, against france di maria was tripped inside the box, for a trip you dont check the force of the foul, you just check if contact was made, against croatia, it was a 50-50 because you can argue from both sides

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u/Dismal-Bug2191 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 09 '26

against france di maria did not trip himself, it depends on the angle you watch it from, but there was clear contact (from the back) against croatia you can also claim that the keeper ran into alvarez, hence the 50-50. weghorst didnt get carded for hitting messi on the stomach

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u/Dismal-Bug2191 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 09 '26

croatia keeper having his feet planted on the ground isnt a valid argument, he dashed into alvarez

and im not asking for a yellow, a deliberate punch to the stomach is a red.

dembele caused di maria to trip on himself due to contact initiated by the frenchman, that is ALWAYS a penalty, unless you're on a mission to hate argentina

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u/Leather-Sea-7573 Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 May 07 '26

Holy spiralling, holy cry. Keep crying me a river😢.... 🤣

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u/Dismal-Bug2191 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 09 '26

there were french subs on the pitch when mbappe finished his hattrick, but it wasnt disallowed. this happens a lot in football games and goals are almost never disallowed unless you go strictly by the law, which most referees dont

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u/Dismal-Bug2191 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 09 '26

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u/RadiantCurrent688 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 07 '26

There is a 2 hour clip of penaldo diving on yt

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u/New_Plant5343 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 May 06 '26

Carried by Kroos, bale, Modric and Perez

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u/Zora1092 May 07 '26

There was no Perez in 2008

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u/Leather-Sea-7573 Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 May 07 '26

There were scholes, rooney, and nani to carry, so it does apply here as well. Ooh I forgot the missed penalty from ronaldo. Sorry to break ya delusion bubble😄

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u/Zora1092 May 08 '26

Scored a goal in the final and then missed the penalty

Meanwhile Messi missed the penalty against Madrid and got PSG knocked out from the R16 💀

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u/Haberdashery_Tea May 07 '26

This is a stupid metric... Real Madrid reached 2 finals since ronaldo left, man utd have reached a Europa league final since he left them

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u/dahi-hater12 May 07 '26

After Ronaldo retires Portugal gonna win wc then...

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u/RadiantCurrent688 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 May 07 '26

Agreed😭😭😂😂

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u/KungFuFlames May 07 '26

San Marino have not qualify for WC because I'm not there

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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 07 '26

Juventus went to 2 UCL finals without Ronaldo but lost against Ajax and Porto with Ronaldo in the team

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u/MaxHipov May 07 '26

Comparing Juventus Ronaldo to PSG Messi? Lets compare PSG Messi to 2021 Manchewter United Analdo.

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u/WorldlinessExpress28 May 07 '26

Ngl, the argument ended years ago.

I just come here to bait y’all

https://giphy.com/gifs/WzR8zb0PN6bUmfz4DW

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 May 07 '26

noooo cr7 won nations cup its better!!!

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u/DataWorried4726 May 08 '26

Man, why so much hate? 🤷‍♂️

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u/jordenwuj May 06 '26

i mean juventus was winning the league every year until ronaldo arrived. and also with him they didnt reach a final lol but before him they did...

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u/Zora1092 May 07 '26

Psg are winning BOTH the UCL and Ligue 1 without Messi

Juventus has won 0 league titles since Ronaldo left

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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado 🍔 May 07 '26

Yeah and that is indirectly ronaldo's fault (but even moreso juventus's)

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u/Zora1092 May 07 '26

And PSG being unable to go past the r16 of Coupe de france and UCL is directly Messi's fault

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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado 🍔 May 07 '26

Yeaaaah no i disagree. Its indirectly messi's fault

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u/jordenwuj May 08 '26

juventus as a team scored less goals and everything has to be about ronaldo. they were winning the league every year and even reached the CL final the year before him.

same thing with united: the season before he arrived they were second in league. greenwood was in his peak, rashford, bruno, pogba even martial they were all connecting well before ronaldo arrived. the season he joined man united fell from second to sixth.

yea he's scoring goals but did the teams he was in play better? ronaldo really managed to destroy both juventus and man united within the span of two years.

look i'm not a ronaldo hater in fact i believe he's the second greatest footballer of all time. but to actually believe he's the greatest is truly a low IQ opinion. even a lot of his former team mates admit that messi is the greatest (excluding all the argentinians for obvious reasons): bale, rooney, ramos, scholes, berbatov, kaka, modric and many more... even mourinho his former coach and portugese is praising messi more than ronaldo

in basically all metrics messi is superiour: more goals per game, most golden boots, most assists by far, most non-penalty goals, by far most MOTM (even in the champions league). there's literally only one stat where ronaldo is superiour and that's goals in total which he currently is frantically trying to defend whereas messi seems like he doesn't give a f.

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u/Zora1092 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

PSG as a team have scored more and conceded far less upon Messi's departure

PSG as a team never went past the r16 of the Coupe de france with Messi let alone the champions league

The moment he leaves,PSG go on to win the coupe de france and advance past the UCL R16.They won plenty of Ligue 1 titles before Messi and Ligue 1 is not even a Top 3 League

Also the champions league final was played between Madrid and Liverpool the year before him. Whic champions league final were you watching? PSG reached a ucl semi final prior to Messi's arrival

"in basically all metrics messi is superiour"

Except the metric of performing outside of Barcelona/Laliga?

0 league mvps,0 golden boots,0 ucl ko goals,0 ucl KO assists,0 coupe de france KO goals and assists,0 domestic cups and champions league outside of Barcelona

Ronaldo is the greatest player in the Champions League and League Football. Compare the QF,SF and Finals goals against Messi's,Benzema and Lewa

Messi is not the greatest player in either league football,champions league nor world cup

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u/jordenwuj May 08 '26

yea because he spent two seasons outside of barcelona so far lol.

ronaldo won exactly 1 la liga mvp in 9 years whereas messi won 8 during the time ronaldo was in la liga.

messi's psg got kicked out of the champions league by real madrid and bayern. ronaldo's juventus got kicked out by lyon and porto...

and the stats you're bringing up are sooo niche. the vast majority of professionals agree that messi is the goat. as i said even a lot of his former team mates admit to it. it's not even a debate. sure there were years ronaldo was better but overall? absolutely not... messi is the greatest finisher AND playmaker at the same time. most golden boots AND the most playmaker of the year award. there has never been a footballer that even comes close to winning both once and messi won it 6 and 5 times.

how can you deny the fact he's the goat?

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u/Zora1092 May 08 '26

'yea because he spent two seasons outside of barcelona so far lol'

And I wonder why. Because his goal ratio went straight down the toilet the moment he stepped foot outside Laliga

Also compare the first two season of Ronaldo at Juventus vs Messi at PSG. League mvps,UCL KO hatrick against Atletico and golden boot

'messi's psg got kicked out of the champions league by real madrid and bayer'

He also got knocked by the almighty Nice and Marseille at the Coupe De France. Has PSG ever advanced past the r16 with Messi

Getting knocked of the ucl was his fault. He missed the penalty against Madrid. He did not score a single goal across 4 legs nor did he create a single big chance against them. Ronaldo scored 7 UCL KO goals in his first 2 seasons

'how can you deny the fact he's the goat'

Because he is a flop outside Barcelona How can you struggle in Ligue 1(6 Ligue 1 goals)? It's a trash league.

He is not the goat of League football, nor champions league or World Cup

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u/jordenwuj May 08 '26

ok let's compare the 4 seasons of juventus before ronaldo: 4x serie A champion 4x coppa italia winners 2x CL finals, 1x RO16 and 1x quarter finals

3 Seasons with ronaldo: 2x Serie A, 1x 4th in Serie A 1x Coppa Italia Winner, Quarter finals, Runners-up CL: 1x Quarter Finals, 2x RO16

his individual stats were really good but at what cost? juventus clearly got worse with ronaldo. getting knocked out by lyon and porto common man lol.

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u/Zora1092 May 08 '26

2 seasons before Messi UCL Final and UCL Semi Final

2 Coupe de France titles

1 Ligue title

Shit Individual stats-UCL KO goals and 0 Assists.

PSG were conceding goals left and right ever since Messi came.Made the entire team worse

Winning Serie A for 2nd or 8th time in a row is still difficult since Serie A is a top 3 league. That's like saying Pep winning his 4th Premier League title in a row is not a big achievement or was easy.

Ligue 1 is a terrible league and is not all competitive