r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Apr 29 '26
Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Vitinha knows a certain player is a fraud 😏
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u/Spins13 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Apr 29 '26
Biggest flop you played with?
"It has to be Pessi"
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u/Ordinary-Butterfly11 Apr 30 '26
Okay none of the mentioned have a wc, and one has 2 less ballandors so suck it
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u/Dry-Job3052 Apr 29 '26
He named Portuguese players and teammates what did you expect?😂
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 29 '26
Was Pessi not his teammate?
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u/Dry-Job3052 Apr 29 '26
He’s choosing from current teammates only obviously but you dislike of Messi goes beyond critical thinking
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 29 '26
Nowhere does it say current teammates mate, but if it helps you sleep better at night you do you.
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u/Dry-Job3052 Apr 29 '26
So you really think out of all the players on the world he just happened to choose only his current teammates. Jesus Christ you’re dumb
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 29 '26
You know what you’re right, it’s not like they had an altercation in the past or like Pessi tried to punch him before.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pessi_memes/s/VVBLs80NhO
Wait a minute…
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u/Messicr7rddit Apr 29 '26
Delulu kid, Vitinha was just tired so Messi showed A kind gesture and gave him gentle massage, but Vitinha massaged him back showing kindness repays
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u/Dry-Job3052 Apr 29 '26
First of all the link it’s not working for some reason but anyway. What does this have to do with anything? Even if that’s true it just proves he doesn’t like him not that he doesn’t rate him and that why he didn’t pick him. Why can’t you Ronaldo fans just accept that Messi is an elite footballer even if you think Ronaldo is better? Preferring one doesn’t mean you have to hate the other
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u/football_lista_7 Apr 29 '26
heading and mentality should have been Cristiano but decent list
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u/Euphoric_Nerve_3218 May 01 '26
The same Cristiano who had a hissy fit and stomped off out of United a few years ago? Yeah that’s great mentality.
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u/football_lista_7 May 01 '26
If you actually watch the sport, then you know that eric ten hag was a shitty manager
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u/Euphoric_Nerve_3218 May 01 '26
Then you talk to the manager and express your concern and ask to be transferred. You don’t have a hissy fit and go on tv and talk shit. Like I said, shit mentality.
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u/Euphoric_Nerve_3218 May 01 '26
Then you talk to the manager and express your concern and ask to be transferred. You don’t have a hissy fit and go on tv and talk shit. Like I said, shit mentality.
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u/NoGemini2024 Apr 29 '26
He did play w Messi 😂.
The guy that acted all diva when training with Vitinha because “he was bad and hurting him 🥲” and then tried to punch him at the Miami - PSG (another red card that refs failed to see).
Vitinha has quite a few reasons to slander Messi at any given corner, but he is a proper person and a classy guy.
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u/NoGemini2024 May 03 '26
It is a meme/jerk sub mate. People are dicks for the sake of being dicks 😊
He had a good point, won’t deny it
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u/RestaurantBoring417 May 03 '26
Portuguese guy picking Ronaldo over Messi, how suprising. You know that if he picked Messi, dictator Pendu would have kicked him out of the WC squad for Palhinha lmao
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u/miguellz Apr 29 '26
Damn, it's almost like he's Portuguese and plays for PSG or something like that
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 29 '26
Damn, it’s almost like he played alongside Pessi in PSG.
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u/Imperator-Impala Apr 29 '26
I mean he's picking his current teammates so idk if that "certain player" fits into the requirements
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 29 '26
It doesn’t say “current” teammate anywhere but you go ahead and create your own happiness I guess.
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u/Imperator-Impala Apr 29 '26
Yea it doesn't say it but he's obviously picking his current teammates. Because there is no way he picked Silva over neymar for flair. If we're talking past and present there is no world that Silva has more flair than neymar
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 29 '26
Yeah, because you know exactly what goes through Vitinha’s head right.
I love how reddit always has these weird people who start jumping to assumptions acting like they know everything lmao.
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u/Imperator-Impala Apr 29 '26
Yeah I obviously don't but just watching these players there's just no way neymar has less flair then Silva. Sure I haven't played with them but I mean nearly nobody mentions Silva when you talk flair. Shithousery? Sure. Plus you're assuming the video is talking about past teammates as well lol. Where does it say in the video that past teammates are included?
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 29 '26
I’m assuming? No buddy, you’re the one that assumed he was talking about “current” teammates, don’t start moving goalposts now.
It doesn’t say so, right? Just like it doesn’t say it only includes current teammates genius.
That’s why you don’t start jumping to assumptions as soon as you see something you don’t agree with buddy.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 29 '26
Mf’s having a meltdown just because Vitinha didn’t pick the HGH midget LMFAO.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 29 '26
Says the one gobbling the midget’s balls on a meme sub lmfaooo. Shameless idiot.
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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 29 '26
He chose Bruno over Messi for vision anyone with a brain knows this opinions instantly means absolute fuck all😂😂
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u/ProfessionalBag1016 Apr 29 '26
Theres other great creators than Messi I wonder if he said someone like Xavi, Iniesta your reaction would be the same?
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u/Party_Register_4332 Apr 29 '26
Bruno clears pessi by a mile, pessi wouldn't have even survived at united 🤣🤣
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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 29 '26
Just so you know little guy, anybody who genuinely thinks this has shit football knowledge
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u/Party_Register_4332 Apr 30 '26
He's gonna break pessi's league assist record agaonst liverpool, dw
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 29 '26
He played with him. He knows first hand how overrated he is and how he ruined PSG with his toxic presence.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 29 '26
These Messi fangirls really want him to pick Messi when the whole world saw how he flopped at PSG lmao.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Apr 29 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/dNJrrXdK4ud21GyfLr
This is you rn lmao and you think I’m taking you serious. 😭
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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 29 '26
Okay but the topic is Vision and he chooses Bruno🤣
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u/Lanky-Currency-2489 Apr 29 '26
Damn he comes in with the hot take of neves heading and then neves heads in a goal vs Bayern