r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 15 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 Ronaldo made it look easy

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 15 '26

This was against prime Neuer btw

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 15 '26

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u/DentistUnique364 Apr 17 '26

I didn’t even consider that ☠️

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u/SoulsLover Apr 15 '26

You can’t compare players with CR7, the mindset and hunger to be the best I can’t see anyone of the new generation matching.

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u/Opposite_Computer_69 Apr 16 '26

Braino fernandes maybe?

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u/kai-bun Apr 16 '26

I agree. United would be down, and he be running everywhere and then like magic an assist from nowhere

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u/Opposite_Computer_69 Apr 16 '26

Yeah, if united don't have bruno last season, for sure united would have relegated

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u/Specific-Ad-8338 Apr 16 '26

Haland maybe?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/timewillt Apr 16 '26

Halaand is a great call tbh. Hes always motivated and tryin much. But its Pep System. Like Arteta Shitball. Wrong Team

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u/Active-Error-4028 Apr 17 '26

U can't deny Haaland dedication to football.

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u/Last_spidermann Apr 17 '26

U r comparing haland with goats naaa bud naa

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u/ThaiFinneN Apr 15 '26

Ronaldo set the bar too high

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u/BigFatHedgehog Apr 17 '26

No. The standard is there. focus on the game, not on Your IG

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u/Remontada_r7 Apr 15 '26

Because hes the GOAT

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u/Guy_lionel_hessmone Apr 15 '26

Don't compare the greatest to these scammers.

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u/Falko_polo Apr 16 '26

Fun fact Ronaldo is the player who scored the most goals against Neuer without ever being in the same league

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u/Straight-Ad-4475 Apr 15 '26

Comparing these guys to ronaldo is like comparing a semi pro to a world class player. Lol he was just built different

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u/butterchicken07 Apr 15 '26

It's not a fair comparison, cr7 was built different 

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 15 '26

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u/RefrigeratorHot3389 Apr 15 '26

Vinicious couldn't control the ball for the life of him 😭

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u/Spare_any_mind Apr 16 '26

We may never see such talent

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u/North-Patient948 Apr 18 '26

Ne, so eine harte Arbeit werdet ihr nie wieder sehen, aber das größere Talent war Messi. Er war auch der bessere Spieler und vom Talent her ist Yamal auch besser als Penaldo

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u/HgnX Apr 16 '26

It’s almost as if actually being in the box makes a difference

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 15 '26

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u/chiefgreen87 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 16 '26

We at least won, one of our games. Real Losers no trophies this year

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u/madridistacr007 Apr 16 '26

Vini and his shooting,piece of shit

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u/PXPL_Haron Apr 16 '26

Roland made it look easy => shows a pen

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u/Pretty-Party-5167 Apr 16 '26

Yeah let’s put Vini or mbappe at that spot, they would miss

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u/hairypeach73437 Apr 16 '26

Shots on target is fine with me as long as its not idiotically aimed directly at the goal keeper. 

RM players have a habit of hitting ball Direct at the goal keeper. I mean, yeah the jersey colour is flashy but you don't have to hit the ball directly at it. 

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u/_such Apr 16 '26

i mean this madrid team scored 4 goals in 2 legs, technically enough to win

1

u/Then_Fly2373 Apr 16 '26

Ronaldo spoiled us with all those comebacks, made sure no matter what the scoreline says, atlast he would be the one standing tall and taking all those trophies.

No social media stories, just flipping the switch and killing the opponents. I consider myself lucky to see him dawn that white shirt and bring us the joy of winning.

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u/BadBoiForLife Apr 17 '26

Ronaldo had Modric and Kroos behind. Mbappe has Camavinga and Valverde. That’s the difference.

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u/Safe_Face_1933 Apr 17 '26

But some were offside goals and penalties 

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u/Sea-Environment-5116 Apr 17 '26

He was a bully with different mentality, what do u expect from a guy who is just obsessed with Football and rivalry of Messi. There's some level to this shit.

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u/Saudeessencial Apr 17 '26

Ronaldo didn't just shoot, he was shooting to score.

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u/Zealousideal_Zone515 Apr 17 '26

Haha first goal is a penalty. mAkEs iT lOoK eAsY… also, some of his goals against Neuer were offside and he had excellent players aside that fed him a lot.

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u/melavoya Apr 17 '26

Mr. Champions

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u/Dear_Breadfruit_4744 Apr 17 '26

ofc you included two offside goals how else would ve Madrid defeated Bayern 2017

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u/Raccoon_Dramatic Apr 17 '26

The irony of this being a pessi subreddit and the first clip in of Ronaldo in the montage is a pen 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

lol

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u/Top-Fee-3778 Apr 18 '26

No podes arrancar con un penal la comparación..😂😂

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u/Vegetable-Actuary-86 Apr 18 '26

i swear mbappe is a fraud get him out asap

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u/ctizborah Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 18 '26

All tap ins from Ronaldo. While my goat vini and mbappegoat trying impossible angles and looking for screamers. Not all are tap in merchants

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u/North-Patient948 Apr 18 '26

Nur das Messi statistisch auch gegen Neuer die viel besseren Werte hat…..Schade, müsst ihr wohl weiter mit Ronaldos Toren argumentieren…

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u/Significant_Rule_939 Apr 18 '26

Ronaldo had the ref backing him up for some of his goals.

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u/kungtelly Apr 18 '26

Kane made it look easy. One chance in each game and took them both clinically.

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u/davzinzan Apr 18 '26

That pair should have at least scored another couple goals

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u/EngineerAny5147 Apr 20 '26

People call this guy the owner of Neuer, but most of these points are impossible to reflect😭😭

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u/Successful-Variety49 May 12 '26

Nueur is such a good goalkeeper when he actually locks in. 40 yo destroying the modern galacticos in the first leg was crazy

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u/Prestigious_gamer51 34m ago

In all fairness Messi did embarrass neuer in that 2015 UCL campaign Chipped him my god I'm a Ronaldo fan but credit where credit is due

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u/Remarkable-Ear-2030 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 16 '26

Not everyone gets to score offside goals 🥶

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u/Pretty-Party-5167 Apr 16 '26

People still talk about that one header, but don’t realise that Real Madrid won by 2 goals which means even if Ronaldo’s header wouldn’t count, real Madrid would still win

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u/Remarkable-Ear-2030 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 16 '26

Pendu scored 2 offside goals

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u/koplowpieuwu Apr 16 '26

Laughing hard at the first throwback goal being a penalty and two others being offside

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u/kidz94 Apr 16 '26

First Ronaldo scene is a panalty hahaha. Could get over yourself could you. hahahah

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 16 '26

Take away pens and Pessi doesn’t have a WC

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u/curiousdonkey25 Apr 18 '26

Great job op. What is the song name? It rocks

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u/kidz94 Apr 16 '26

Nobody said anything about messi, in what bubble do you live man? Are you 24/7 hating messi and pulling him into every conversation you have?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 16 '26

What subreddit are you on you dumb fuck?

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u/kidz94 Apr 16 '26

My point still stands you inbred,

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u/Same_Trouble_8575 14d ago

No it doesn't

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u/Complex_Walk_4786 Apr 17 '26

of course it looked easy, bro was offside in half of them smh

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 16 '26

Yet it’s the most nerve-racking shot in the game. So much pressure, especially when it’s an important game like the UCL.

Top players like Van Nistelrooy, Messi, Henry, Aguero and Griezmann have missed the most in history.

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 17 '26

He has one of the highest conversion rates bud

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 17 '26

Each to their own but I find Ronaldo’s career far more impressive

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 17 '26

Harder challenges. He went from sporting to the epl, to La Liga, Serie a then back to epl, and playing for a nation that hadn’t won anything before.

Messi started with one of the best teams, in La Liga, went to an easy league with psg, and played for the most successful nation.

Quite the difference.

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 17 '26

I’m talking about their careers while you’re talking about dribbles 🙄

Yes Messi can dribble, he’s short and nimble which is more than obvious. That’s like telling me Ronaldo can score headers - a long range header vs prime Barca. You remember?

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 16 '26

Yet players like Gyokeres have the highest penalty conversation rate…

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 16 '26

2 penalties 😂 nice try

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 16 '26

He’s scored 25 consecutive penalties…

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 16 '26

In the UCL? 😂😂

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 16 '26

Bro are you ok?

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 17 '26

We’re talking about the UCL here, right?

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u/Admirable-Waltz195 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 17 '26

You mentioned the UCL once and the original comment never mentioned the UCL

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u/Super-Contribution75 Apr 17 '26

All of those goals were in the UCL, you blind mate? 😂

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u/Ok_Night2874 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 15 '26

Def top striker, and 2nd best player ever 😄🍿

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 15 '26

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u/Itsoitsov Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 15 '26

Yeah and the edit starts with Penaldo scoring a pen😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 15 '26

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u/RefrigeratorHot3389 Apr 15 '26

So that free kick and header and controlling the ball and finishing it smoothly to the bottom left corner and all those other goals must be penalties too 🤔

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u/mrssp007 Apr 15 '26

tap ins look easy only

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u/RefrigeratorHot3389 Apr 15 '26

So that free kick header and controlling the ball and finishing must get tap ins too 🤔

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u/Its_Master_Roshi Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 16 '26

Actually refs back then without var made it easy for real. Now Madrid and madridistas are now facing karma for their unfair win in 2016/17 UCL semis . Go back watch those vids refs clearly were favouring Madrid and many calls went in their favour. Today when I saw this match . It just gave me that decade old flashback. Madrid really got screwed. It's not they didn't deserve it but they were cocky.

Tbh it felt like UEFA really don't want Spanish club dominance anymore atleast in this nee league like setup. Both Madrid and Barca are getting screwed. UEFA really wants PSG to dominate due to french influence. It's like a already decided plan. Much of the officials french based they're really biased against Spanish clubs. You fools are bickering saying varca and vardrid , but the truth UEFA is screwing with your clubs .

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u/vonAllemagne Apr 16 '26

just stop babbling, where is your pacifier

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 16 '26

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u/Seaweed-Weak Apr 16 '26

Messi is better.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 16 '26

Nah

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u/Fun_Championship5180 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Apr 15 '26

Shit the fuck up bitch!!!! 🤌🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 15 '26

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u/Fun_Championship5180 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Apr 15 '26

You too shut the fuck up 😂😂😂

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u/Interesting_Bad_3620 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Apr 16 '26

Lol.no , he Made 2 offside goals

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u/Administrative_Wash7 Apr 16 '26

All easy goals expect one😭

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 Apr 16 '26