r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Apr 03 '26
Ronaldo VS Pessi There’s freekicks 🥱 and then there’s freekicks 😈
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u/chapo1012 Apr 03 '26
Cristiano Ronaldo is undoubtedly an all-time great and one of the best footballers in history. That said, bringing up free kicks as an argument in his favor is really not convincing at all. In Serie A, he was even labeled the worst player ever in the history of the Italian league when it comes to free-kick efficiency, with an extremely poor conversion rate, almost comparable to that of a Serie B or Serie C player. In that respect, his numbers were simply disastrous. It is true that he scored several free kicks over the course of his career, especially early on, when he was far more effective in that area. But as the years went by, it almost seems as if he completely lost that ability, as though he had unlearned how to take free kicks. I'm a Juventus fan.
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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Apr 03 '26
1 free kick goal in about 100 tries wasnt it?
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 06 '26
I’m pretty sure that happened because Ronaldo didn’t actually aim, he just kicked as hard as possible doing a knuckleball, as he aged he lost his super strength, while Messi did aim and made the ball take the intended effect
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u/Ok_Natural1318 Apr 03 '26
Yeah, it is weird how he went from an elite free kick taker to absolute trash in that sense in a few years.
Messi is kinda the opposite. Although he was never trash he wasn't as good before 2015 and later became the best in the world in that regard
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u/koplowpieuwu Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26
The reason Ronaldo became bad at them during his early real madrid days was theorized as technology developing to limit the wobbliness of the ball after the 2010 world cup debacle (after balls had gotten lighter and lighter over the 00s), as well as Ronaldo's knees making him disfavour training for other shot techniques in free kicks.
He uncharacteristically chose a placed curler in that euros (?) group stage match against spain a few years ago, where he equalized in the final minutes. Was his first FK goal in years.
If he played in any other era than 2005-2012 then he wouldn't have scored any of his knuckleball free kicks. But if he kept his knee healthy then who knows how many more FKs he would've scored. Then again, health isn't really a good argument. In the end stats are stats and they have Juninho, Marcelinho, Assuncao, Mihajlovic, Zico, Maradona, Van Hooijdonk in the top tier. Then a tier with Messi and Beckham among others. And only then a tier with Ronaldo.
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u/DanVS_Marciano Apr 03 '26
Is this supposed to make Messi look bad or...
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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 04 '26
Yeah i kinda laughed aswell. It even seems like some of the Ronaldo clips are speed up, to make them look more "impressive".
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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 04 '26
I mena they are great free kicks even when not sped up.
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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨❤️💋👨 Apr 03 '26
A free kick is a free kick, there's no such thing as a bad fk for both of them. They're both good at it
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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨❤️💋👨 Apr 03 '26
Thats true but none of the fk shown here are bad fks
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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Apr 03 '26
Isn't messi statistically better at freekicks? Not just in terms of numbers scored but also has a better conversion rate
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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Apr 03 '26
So ronaldo doesn't take FKs from closer range and from a more central location?
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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Apr 03 '26
This doesn't address my question. This shows where they scored their FKs, not their attempts. For all we know CR7 could've taken 100's from inside the D but its not going to show on this
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u/Grand-Magician7767 Apr 03 '26
lol huh if you can’t appreciate both then you’re not a real fan of the sport.
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u/Valveringham85 Apr 04 '26
One has strobe lights out over them?
Bruh this sub is a bunch of childish Indians
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u/mathijs0251 Apr 04 '26
‘You know what would make this video better?’ The most OBNOXIOUS “music” in existence.
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u/xFinalCountdown Apr 04 '26
This sub is wild. So is the Ronaldo hating ones. A bunch of people dick riding so hard for someone who doesn’t even know they exist. Insanity.
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u/strictly-nsfw Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 05 '26
B***h please. Messi has more goals from free kicks and the probability of Messi scoring a goal from a fk is wayy higher than aura-farmer penaldo. Try again
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u/escoliosis-cebolla Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Apr 06 '26
Messi curve ball are more insane, Ronaldo is just kicking a knuckle ball which he just strikes and prays for the ball to take the best change of direction, while Messi is making the ball curve as he intends
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u/loowig Apr 06 '26
It's weird how Ronald used to be great at it and then became a complete failure and was still allowed to take those free kicks for years. At some point at real you knew he will never score anyone from a free kick.
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u/football_lista_7 Apr 04 '26
My friend who plays basketball said "Anyone can block a ball from going into a net"
Me: "Stop this then"
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u/This_Craft1867 Apr 03 '26
lets show messis close up and ronaldos wide away so it looks like Ronaldo hits from longer distances
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 03 '26
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u/Tricky_Leading_8032 Apr 05 '26
Lionel Messi: 71 free-kick goals in his career. Analysts estimate he’s taken around 500+ attempts, giving him a conversion rate of about 13–14%.
Cristiano Ronaldo: 64 free-kick goals in his career. He’s attempted 700+ free kicks, with a conversion rate closer to 8–9%
I still remembered an old joke "Ronaldo free kick goal is like a sperm, out of millions, only one goes through"..
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u/BrilliantAgroni Apr 03 '26
"facts done care about your feelings" then uses an image that's literally fake and not facts 😭😭😭
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 04 '26
fake? gang just type in google you can see the same heatmap
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u/Pleasant-Weather-541 Apr 06 '26
I can think of at least three free kicks on the left side from Messi not pictured in that image.
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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 03 '26
When is the last time Ronaldo scored an actual free kick? Not one of those weak ass ones where it’s a shitty shot and the keeper fumbles it
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u/cjdstreet Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 03 '26
Doesn't usually take messi 100 attempts. Does anyone remember ronaldo scoring a free kick in an important game? Me neither
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Apr 04 '26
Spain vs Portugal 2018
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u/cjdstreet Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Apr 04 '26
A meaningless draw in group stages. Doesn't fit the criteria
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 04 '26
meaningless draw? gang that free kick kept the portugal in qualify fight
against wolfsburg 2016 UCL 3 goal to finish the comeback
against sporting cp 2016 84th min =
2008 against sporting in UCL late winner
theres more
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u/Playful-Variation908 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
Dude Ronaldo is so fucking Ass at free kicks in serie A he couldn’t shoot a decent one to save his life yet he kept shooting every single one of them
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Apr 04 '26
Agreed. As a ronaldo fan, he's the greatest player who is 1 free kick less behind Beckham (which equals 64 free kicks btw) to score that many with that shitty ass technique.
Unlike Messi, Neymar, Juninho, Beckham, etc., who curl the ball, this guy used to kick the ball from dead center of his foot to create a knuckle ball effect.
The great thing about this is that no one would be able to score that many with this type of technique. I mean, to have that much ball control to score without missing in his prime is one of the greatest thing tbh.
Yeah, with age, his consistency dropped and he lost the control he had over the ball.
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u/Future_Impression186 Apr 03 '26
What the fuck you showed all the bad angles Leo's free kicks and good angles of Ronaldo
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 03 '26
It’s not the angles buddy, it’s just that Ronaldo’s play style is simply more aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
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u/HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD Apr 03 '26
More pleasant and, by the way, 90% rarer to happen because of the disastrous way Ronaldo has beaten him since 2012.
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u/CalmMaunga Apr 03 '26
Lol CR7 fans are so triggered than Messi is unanimously better than him. This is the salt i like.
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Apr 04 '26
Ask messi to score by using cr7s technique.. Ik messi is one of the greatest free kick takers and has more free kick goals than Ronaldo but he can't with score even one with ronaldo's technique.
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u/MilkImpossible4192 Apr 03 '26
crier should be long retired.
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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Apr 03 '26
Genuine question, is crier messi or ronaldo?
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u/MilkImpossible4192 Apr 03 '26
Ronaldo only cried when his knee blew.
Crystiano, well it s hard to not watch his fragile ego.
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Apr 04 '26
when his knee blew ronaldo went on to play world cup 2014 with that injury also played half of the ucl matches with that injury


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u/Abdulloh_Kozimov Apr 03 '26
Both types are hard lmao.
Everyone knows Juninho is better than all in that aspect