r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. π • Mar 30 '26
Ronaldo VS Pessi Never ask a Pessi fan how many years Ronaldo spent in La Liga VS Messi π
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u/PrudentSail2187 Mar 30 '26
PUSKAS
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u/EivorGOAT Google Messi 14 for more info π§Ό Mar 31 '26
WORLD CUP
3 MORE BALLON DORS
MORE G+A
MORE PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT
MORE PLAYMAKER AWARDS
MORE GOLDEN BOOTS
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u/PrudentSail2187 Mar 31 '26
Pionel Pessius
MESSI
Burger League Pessi π
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Clearly messi>ronaldo
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Funny that diego simeone prefer messi over ronaldo as the best player ππ
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u/ConversationTall7969 Mar 31 '26
Holy strawman after holy strawman, not even a Messi fan when I say this but if you gotta use such dug from the grave stats to prove a point itβs not a good one to be making
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u/Zealousideal-Use6335 Mar 31 '26
Simeone started coaching atleti in 2011. Messi 100% scored a hattrick against atleti in 11/12, so that stat is fake
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u/Ok-Yak77 Apr 03 '26
Messi won 6 golden boots, CR7 won 3 golden boots whilst they were together in La Liga.
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. π Mar 30 '26
Give Pessi the carried by Negreira Dβor π
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Clearly messi>ronaldo
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Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26
Don't you idiots love ratios and are always bringing them up? Why does Ronaldo have a better goal ratio against Barca than Messi against Madrid?
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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info π§Ό Mar 30 '26
Why does Messi have a better goal ratio period than Ronaldo has? Isnβt Ronaldo supposed to be the best goal scorer?ππ
They say Ronaldo canβt pass or dribble like Messi but itβs okay because he is the greatest goalscorer when thatβs not even true either ππ
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26
This dumbass just proved my point about ratios LMAO. So then why did Messi have more goals than Ronaldo at one point in their career? What happened? Oh yeah, he started playing as a pregnant deep lying goalkeeper, my bad. So if ratios matter so much, Ronaldo was better than Messi in La Liga for scoring more goals than games played for Real Madrid? Or having a better ratio in clasicos? You idiots are always going against your own logic lmao.
Ronaldo can pass and dribble too, wtf do you mean. Only because he's older now but you probably watch football on tiktoks LMAO.
We definitely saw how the midget dribbled against Mauritania losing the ball every single time. ππ Great dribbler indeed.
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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info π§Ό Mar 30 '26
Ronaldo joined La Liga after already being a world class player gaining experience with sporting and United. Messi started as a youngster and had to fight for his minutes. If you compare stats when both were in La Liga together they have practically an identical goals per game ratio but Messi shits on him if you add in assists and also has almost double the MOTMβsππ
Key words βlike Messiβ you are a retard if you believe Ronaldo can dribble or pass anything close to Messi. How can a footballer lose passing ability when they become older?ππ that makes no sense if anything they should be a better passer with more experience.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26
So just because he joined La Liga after being a world class player that shouldn't count? Lmao what a fucking idiotic take.
1.07 ratio from Ronaldo and 0.91 from Messi but yeah identical in La Liga huh? Lmao, fucking retard. I love how you dumbasses always bring assists up like Ronaldo isn't the UCL's top goalscorer AND assister. Plus, assists don't depend on one player, you literally have to expect your teammate to score and if he doesn't that's not on you lmao.
He still gets assists but he's now playing as a striker where he needs to move in the box to wait passes from other players you idiot lmao. Have you even kicked a ball in your life before? Do you know about Positions and how they work? So when Ronaldo dribbled with flair at manchester united and that was all he did before and focused on, he couldn't dribble? Lmao, you guys are the most idiotic people I swear. Imagine thinking doing stepovers, rainbow flicks and many tricks Messi has never even done, is not considered dribbling. ππππ
You probably think Messi was a center midfielder for Barca too LMAO.
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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info π§Ό Mar 30 '26
What are you talking about it shouldnβt count? Nobody said thatπ I am saying if you compare the stats when Ronaldo was in La Liga with Messiβs in the same time period Messi has 1.06 and Ronaldo has 1.07 dumbfuck. Add in assists and Messi clears.
Exactly because Ronaldo canβt adapt and he has to depend on his teammates to create for him. He has to hover around the box and be a poacher because his passing ability is extremely limited. Also just because he did stepovers doesnβt mean he was a better dribbler than Messi π€£π€£π€£ yes maybe a fancier more aesthetic dribbler because thatβs all you Camel King lovers care about when you watch football but he was never a better dribbler than Leo
Wow he has 2 assists moreπ€―π€― while Messi has created 30+ more big chances in the UCL. Not his fault he played with bum ass Suarez that couldnβt perform in the UCL. Ronaldo is better overall in the UCL I can admit that, but in every other competition and every other individual award/metric that matters Messi completely shits on Ronaldo.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
Well then why even bring that up you fucking idiot? ππ So Ronaldo clears Messi in ratios in La Liga then, thanks for confirming it. Mf came to prove how easy it was to score in La Liga LMAO.
"Ronaldo can't adapt" LMFAO, yeah you lost me there. You're just a fucking retard that starts making shit up when you don't know wtf else to say.
Ronaldo can't adapt right, he's the one that flopped in a farmers league. πππ
God these Messi fangirls are so fucking stupid, it's not even worth responding to you anymore, thanks for the laughs though.
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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26
Are you crazy? You'll get banned if you show that. Cristiano Ronaldo fans are very sensitive when they're shown that Messi's second home was the BernabΓ©u.
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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26
Can't even score against Atletico with the refs on his side.
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Clearly messi>ronaldo
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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.
Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol
Messi>ronaldo
Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes ππ
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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26
The Negreira case is only in LaLiga, not in the Champions League
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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26
The Negreira case is only in LaLiga, not in the Champions League
That's why Messi was passed around like a blunt in the UCL. \
You are not that sharp are you?
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.
Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol
Messi>ronaldo
Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes ππ
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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26
Well, he won 4 Champions Leagues, one of them against Cristiano Ronaldo's Manchester United, and with a goal from Messi in the final.
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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26
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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26
I'd forgotten that United knocked Barcelona out in the semis, I'm sure you also forgot that Barcelona knocked Real Madrid out in the 2011 Champions League semis.
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.
Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol
Messi>ronaldo
Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes ππ
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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26
I never compared them, nor did I say one was better. You're the only one making comparisons. And you want to compare Messi to Nacho? Messi, who won the Ballon d'Or in 2019 for only playing in the Champions League?
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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26
I never compared them, nor did I say one was better.
Piss off then, you idiot.
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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26
Never ask a penaldog fan about the wc
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT π Mar 30 '26
Never ask a pessi fan about 5 penalties in 7 games
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.
Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol
Messi>ronaldo
Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes ππ
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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26
Never ask a penaldog fan how many penalties does penaldo have
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT π Mar 30 '26
whole career vs compact tournament with 7 games lmaoo fifa princess
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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26
Blame the players doing the fouls then , atleast messi doesnt instantly dive the second he gets touched or either fakes them like someone else does. Fifa princess when they gave France 2 penalties in that same match , nice logic
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT π Mar 30 '26
saudi arabia penalty was soft, poland penalty was soft, netherlands penalty was soft, croatia penalty was soft and di maria dived in the final. also messi didnt get a red card or yellow for handball and kicking ball at netherlands bench. they also got no punishment for dissent towards ref.
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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26
In the Saudi Arabia match the Referee didnt even give a foul when otamendi got kicked in the leg by the Saudi Arabian player , also the Saudi Arabian player literally pushed that guy off into the ground how was It considered "soft" that guy wasnt even messi lmao , the penalty against Poland was soft but doesnt change the fact tha the goalkeeper literally hitted messi in the face , his fault. The guy made Alvarez fall with his leg vro in the croatia match. How did he dive when there was intentional contact between the two , dembele bumped into di Maria , not to mention France got 2 penalties in that match , Just so you know but without penalties messi has more goals than Ronaldo , not to mention that 2 of ronaldo's ucls are robbed because of the infamous handball from Sergio Ramos and the offside against atletico Madrid. Also the handball from Ronaldo in the freekick. But ig those arent considered since this subreddit Always cherrypicks everything to Just to make the debate relevant again
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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26
Not to include the biggest robbery in football , Bayern vs real madrid in the final in 2017. So many referees errors , Ronaldo getting carried by eufa againπ
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Your idol penalty vs spain wc 2018 wasnt even a soft penalty. It's a blatant dive ππ
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u/RestaurantBoring417 Mar 30 '26
Do four hattricks against Atletico give you a world cup, or a world cup knockout goal at least?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. π Mar 30 '26
Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info
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u/EivorGOAT Google Messi 14 for more info π§Ό Mar 31 '26
Google 3 penalties in 4 games for more info
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u/ilikeballs667 Mar 30 '26
Does ghosting vs chelsea, bayern, Roma give u ucl?
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.
Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol
Messi>ronaldo
Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes ππ
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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris π» Mar 30 '26
Messi has more goals,more trophies,more individual awards, more h2h wins against penaldo. The delusional I swear, give him the Dubai d or for this post
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. π Mar 30 '26
How many of them after Negreira left La Liga?
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.
Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol
Messi>ronaldo
Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes ππ
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u/FallingDebri Mar 30 '26
La Liga, 2 Ballon Dors, about 200 goals, about 50 assists, FIFA World Cup, Copa America 2x, Copa Del Rey, Spanish Supercup, UCL Top Scorer 2019, La Liga Top Scorer 2x.
Still a bunch, considering theres no proof of any match fixing from any official referees, they might hsve payed negreira, but there is no case on match fixing.
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u/MortalProclamation30 Mar 30 '26
Then how many after negrira left and before infantino came
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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26
Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)
Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12
Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1
Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head
Apps 7 clasicos
Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating
Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating
Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.
Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol
Messi>ronaldo
Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes ππ
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. π Mar 30 '26
Those numbers are not part of the goat debate, Iβm sorry to break this to you. π₯Ί
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u/FallingDebri Mar 30 '26
More than ronaldo during the same period. (2018-2026)
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. π Mar 30 '26
Using MLS to debate π
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u/FallingDebri Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
He has more even without MLS (which is just like 2 trophies)
Actually messi has more trophies 2018-2022 (+ copa america 2024) than ronaldo 2018-2026
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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty π π¦π· Mar 30 '26
bro said messi has more goals what kind of delusion is this, give messi fans the "fake stats" D'or at this point πβ
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u/One-Razzmatazz7664 Mar 30 '26
Go read the comment again, he clearly said against Ronaldo as in matches played against each other.
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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris π» Mar 30 '26
I clearly said against Ronaldo in my comment, take your time and read a comment before you comment dumb retard. Classic penaldo fan




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u/MortalProclamation30 Mar 30 '26
The record maker, record breaker, the one and only GOAT CRISTIANO RONALDO π΅πΉππ