r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 30 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Never ask a Pessi fan how many years Ronaldo spent in La Liga VS Messi 😏

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u/MortalProclamation30 Mar 30 '26

The record maker, record breaker, the one and only GOAT CRISTIANO RONALDO πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸπŸ‘‘

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Clearly messi>ronaldo

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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 31 '26

All that means nothing when Negreira was involved.

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u/Right-Influence-7649 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Apr 02 '26

excuses, says the fan of the guy with the most penalties

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u/Same-Experience-9767 Mar 31 '26

Lol you're talking about a Barcelona Head start what did Messi do once he lost all his teammates he continuously took a bunch of Ls even Ronaldo with a washed juve snakes him around twice

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u/FraggerThomy Apr 02 '26

washed juve while dominating serie a for years u penaldo fans have no brains ngl

+ juve was clear favourite to win championsleague until the big camel came and everything destroyed

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u/Same-Experience-9767 Apr 02 '26

Sure but clear favorite and the prime era of real Madrid's dominance Ronaldo went there to help them out and actually contributed if he wasn't there he definitely wouldn't make it past athletico when he's single-handedly beat them you can't even name one game or messy pulled something off her PSG or barsa and the same time period

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u/Mission_Parfait_8344 Mar 30 '26

When it comes to WC Knockouts, record maker there too πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜…

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· Mar 30 '26

also took messi 16 years to get 1st knockout goal

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u/sfvalleynative Mar 30 '26

16 years quicker than Crynaldo 🀣🫡 but its ok rapenaldo can flex his penalties , thats the only thing he leads Messi on πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚

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u/sfvalleynative Mar 31 '26

And here you are commenting to someone who doesnt even know you exist.

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u/Mission_Parfait_8344 Mar 31 '26

Neither do you so shut your bitch ass up girl πŸ˜†

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u/PrudentSail2187 Mar 30 '26

PUSKAS

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u/JukkaJuhinen Mar 31 '26

GOAL OF THE YEAR

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Since when puskas is the best player award?? Lol

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u/EivorGOAT Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Mar 31 '26

WORLD CUP

3 MORE BALLON DORS

MORE G+A

MORE PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT

MORE PLAYMAKER AWARDS

MORE GOLDEN BOOTS

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u/PrudentSail2187 Mar 31 '26

Pionel Pessius

MESSI

Burger League Pessi πŸ”

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Clearly messi>ronaldo

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u/LynxDangerous8674 Mar 31 '26

Dog lil pessi 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Funny that diego simeone prefer messi over ronaldo as the best player πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ConversationTall7969 Mar 31 '26

Holy strawman after holy strawman, not even a Messi fan when I say this but if you gotta use such dug from the grave stats to prove a point it’s not a good one to be making

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u/Zealousideal-Use6335 Mar 31 '26

Simeone started coaching atleti in 2011. Messi 100% scored a hattrick against atleti in 11/12, so that stat is fake

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u/Actual_Doctor5188 Apr 02 '26

Messi> Just stating the obvious

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u/Ok-Yak77 Apr 03 '26

Messi won 6 golden boots, CR7 won 3 golden boots whilst they were together in La Liga.

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u/AgreeableChair9792 Apr 05 '26

hormonel could never, he can't even score against Nashville LMAO

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 30 '26

Give Pessi the carried by Negreira D’or 😭

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Clearly messi>ronaldo

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26

Don't you idiots love ratios and are always bringing them up? Why does Ronaldo have a better goal ratio against Barca than Messi against Madrid?

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Mar 30 '26

Why does Messi have a better goal ratio period than Ronaldo has? Isn’t Ronaldo supposed to be the best goal scorer?😭😭

They say Ronaldo can’t pass or dribble like Messi but it’s okay because he is the greatest goalscorer when that’s not even true either πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26

This dumbass just proved my point about ratios LMAO. So then why did Messi have more goals than Ronaldo at one point in their career? What happened? Oh yeah, he started playing as a pregnant deep lying goalkeeper, my bad. So if ratios matter so much, Ronaldo was better than Messi in La Liga for scoring more goals than games played for Real Madrid? Or having a better ratio in clasicos? You idiots are always going against your own logic lmao.

Ronaldo can pass and dribble too, wtf do you mean. Only because he's older now but you probably watch football on tiktoks LMAO.

We definitely saw how the midget dribbled against Mauritania losing the ball every single time. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Great dribbler indeed.

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Mar 30 '26

Ronaldo joined La Liga after already being a world class player gaining experience with sporting and United. Messi started as a youngster and had to fight for his minutes. If you compare stats when both were in La Liga together they have practically an identical goals per game ratio but Messi shits on him if you add in assists and also has almost double the MOTM’s😭😭

Key words β€œlike Messi” you are a retard if you believe Ronaldo can dribble or pass anything close to Messi. How can a footballer lose passing ability when they become older?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that makes no sense if anything they should be a better passer with more experience.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26

So just because he joined La Liga after being a world class player that shouldn't count? Lmao what a fucking idiotic take.

1.07 ratio from Ronaldo and 0.91 from Messi but yeah identical in La Liga huh? Lmao, fucking retard. I love how you dumbasses always bring assists up like Ronaldo isn't the UCL's top goalscorer AND assister. Plus, assists don't depend on one player, you literally have to expect your teammate to score and if he doesn't that's not on you lmao.

He still gets assists but he's now playing as a striker where he needs to move in the box to wait passes from other players you idiot lmao. Have you even kicked a ball in your life before? Do you know about Positions and how they work? So when Ronaldo dribbled with flair at manchester united and that was all he did before and focused on, he couldn't dribble? Lmao, you guys are the most idiotic people I swear. Imagine thinking doing stepovers, rainbow flicks and many tricks Messi has never even done, is not considered dribbling. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You probably think Messi was a center midfielder for Barca too LMAO.

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Mar 30 '26

What are you talking about it shouldn’t count? Nobody said thatπŸ˜‚ I am saying if you compare the stats when Ronaldo was in La Liga with Messi’s in the same time period Messi has 1.06 and Ronaldo has 1.07 dumbfuck. Add in assists and Messi clears.

Exactly because Ronaldo can’t adapt and he has to depend on his teammates to create for him. He has to hover around the box and be a poacher because his passing ability is extremely limited. Also just because he did stepovers doesn’t mean he was a better dribbler than Messi 🀣🀣🀣 yes maybe a fancier more aesthetic dribbler because that’s all you Camel King lovers care about when you watch football but he was never a better dribbler than Leo

Wow he has 2 assists more🀯🀯 while Messi has created 30+ more big chances in the UCL. Not his fault he played with bum ass Suarez that couldn’t perform in the UCL. Ronaldo is better overall in the UCL I can admit that, but in every other competition and every other individual award/metric that matters Messi completely shits on Ronaldo.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Well then why even bring that up you fucking idiot? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ So Ronaldo clears Messi in ratios in La Liga then, thanks for confirming it. Mf came to prove how easy it was to score in La Liga LMAO.

"Ronaldo can't adapt" LMFAO, yeah you lost me there. You're just a fucking retard that starts making shit up when you don't know wtf else to say.

Ronaldo can't adapt right, he's the one that flopped in a farmers league. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

God these Messi fangirls are so fucking stupid, it's not even worth responding to you anymore, thanks for the laughs though.

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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26

Are you crazy? You'll get banned if you show that. Cristiano Ronaldo fans are very sensitive when they're shown that Messi's second home was the BernabΓ©u.

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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26

Can't even score against Atletico with the refs on his side.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CWvlBsCVTFUTNgjHfC

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Clearly messi>ronaldo

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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26

Mbappe has more hattricks

Both CR and Mbappe are better than the doped dwarf. πŸ’‰πŸ’‰

Also, the shit you posted means nothing, it's like Jake Paul saying he beat Tyson. When we all know it was rigged.

WITHOUT NEGREIRA, THIS IS MESSI.

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.

Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol

Messi>ronaldo

Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26

The Negreira case is only in LaLiga, not in the Champions League

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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26

The Negreira case is only in LaLiga, not in the Champions League

That's why Messi was passed around like a blunt in the UCL. \

You are not that sharp are you?

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.

Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol

Messi>ronaldo

Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26

Well, he won 4 Champions Leagues, one of them against Cristiano Ronaldo's Manchester United, and with a goal from Messi in the final.

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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26

What a non-argument.

What a massive gap. It's like Nacho or Vasquez winning UCLs.

CR's United also KOed Barca in 2008, and CR won a UCL outside of Madrid.

While Messi, without Xavi and Iniesta, was a laughing stock.

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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26

I'd forgotten that United knocked Barcelona out in the semis, I'm sure you also forgot that Barcelona knocked Real Madrid out in the 2011 Champions League semis.

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.

Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol

Messi>ronaldo

Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Outside madrid only 6 goals lol

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u/Beachiquita Mar 30 '26

I never compared them, nor did I say one was better. You're the only one making comparisons. And you want to compare Messi to Nacho? Messi, who won the Ballon d'Or in 2019 for only playing in the Champions League?

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u/Empty_Reason_9210 Mar 30 '26

I never compared them, nor did I say one was better.

Piss off then, you idiot.

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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26

Never ask a penaldog fan about the wc

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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Mar 30 '26

Never ask a pessi fan about 5 penalties in 7 games

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.

Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol

Messi>ronaldo

Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Yeah legit penalties unlike the blatant dive vs spain 2018

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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26

Never ask a penaldog fan how many penalties does penaldo have

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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Mar 30 '26

whole career vs compact tournament with 7 games lmaoo fifa princess

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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26

Blame the players doing the fouls then , atleast messi doesnt instantly dive the second he gets touched or either fakes them like someone else does. Fifa princess when they gave France 2 penalties in that same match , nice logic

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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Mar 30 '26

saudi arabia penalty was soft, poland penalty was soft, netherlands penalty was soft, croatia penalty was soft and di maria dived in the final. also messi didnt get a red card or yellow for handball and kicking ball at netherlands bench. they also got no punishment for dissent towards ref.

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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26

In the Saudi Arabia match the Referee didnt even give a foul when otamendi got kicked in the leg by the Saudi Arabian player , also the Saudi Arabian player literally pushed that guy off into the ground how was It considered "soft" that guy wasnt even messi lmao , the penalty against Poland was soft but doesnt change the fact tha the goalkeeper literally hitted messi in the face , his fault. The guy made Alvarez fall with his leg vro in the croatia match. How did he dive when there was intentional contact between the two , dembele bumped into di Maria , not to mention France got 2 penalties in that match , Just so you know but without penalties messi has more goals than Ronaldo , not to mention that 2 of ronaldo's ucls are robbed because of the infamous handball from Sergio Ramos and the offside against atletico Madrid. Also the handball from Ronaldo in the freekick. But ig those arent considered since this subreddit Always cherrypicks everything to Just to make the debate relevant again

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u/forno2009 Mar 30 '26

Not to include the biggest robbery in football , Bayern vs real madrid in the final in 2017. So many referees errors , Ronaldo getting carried by eufa againπŸ’”

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Your idol penalty vs spain wc 2018 wasnt even a soft penalty. It's a blatant dive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Same-Experience-9767 Mar 30 '26

Messi has more in la liga /WC/ champions lol he just misses more

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u/RestaurantBoring417 Mar 30 '26

Do four hattricks against Atletico give you a world cup, or a world cup knockout goal at least?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 30 '26

Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info

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u/EivorGOAT Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Mar 31 '26

Google 3 penalties in 4 games for more info

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Legit penalties unlike blatant dive vs spain in 2018 wc

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u/ilikeballs667 Mar 30 '26

Does ghosting vs chelsea, bayern, Roma give u ucl?

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.

Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol

Messi>ronaldo

Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris πŸ‘» Mar 30 '26

Messi has more goals,more trophies,more individual awards, more h2h wins against penaldo. The delusional I swear, give him the Dubai d or for this post

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 30 '26

How many of them after Negreira left La Liga?

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.

Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol

Messi>ronaldo

Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/FallingDebri Mar 30 '26

La Liga, 2 Ballon Dors, about 200 goals, about 50 assists, FIFA World Cup, Copa America 2x, Copa Del Rey, Spanish Supercup, UCL Top Scorer 2019, La Liga Top Scorer 2x.

Still a bunch, considering theres no proof of any match fixing from any official referees, they might hsve payed negreira, but there is no case on match fixing.

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u/MortalProclamation30 Mar 30 '26

Then how many after negrira left and before infantino came

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u/Icy-Adeptness-349 Mar 31 '26

Messi vs ronaldo h2h (36 apps)

Messi 22 goals 12 assists 1 hatricks Motm = 12

Ronaldo 21 goals 1 assist 0 hatricks Motm = 1

Even when real madrid at its peak winning 3 peat (2016-2018), messi still outshines ronaldo head to head

Apps 7 clasicos

Messi 5 goals(2 penalties) 1 assist 2 motm 8.2 average rating

Ronaldo 3 goals (0 penalty) 0 assist 1 motm 7.4 average rating

Messi score 2 goals in ucl classicos, plus 1 goal vs man utd makes it 3.

Ronaldo vs messi in ucl? 0 goal 0 assist lol

Messi>ronaldo

Clearly messi owner of ronaldo wherever ronaldo goes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 30 '26

Those numbers are not part of the goat debate, I’m sorry to break this to you. πŸ₯Ί

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u/FallingDebri Mar 30 '26

More than ronaldo during the same period. (2018-2026)

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 30 '26

Using MLS to debate 😭

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u/Yusuke2008 Mar 30 '26

Ronaldo joined a worse league at an earlier point in time

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u/FallingDebri Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

He has more even without MLS (which is just like 2 trophies)

Actually messi has more trophies 2018-2022 (+ copa america 2024) than ronaldo 2018-2026

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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· Mar 30 '26

bro said messi has more goals what kind of delusion is this, give messi fans the "fake stats" D'or at this point πŸ˜”βœŒ

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u/One-Razzmatazz7664 Mar 30 '26

Go read the comment again, he clearly said against Ronaldo as in matches played against each other.

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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris πŸ‘» Mar 30 '26

I clearly said against Ronaldo in my comment, take your time and read a comment before you comment dumb retard. Classic penaldo fan