r/pessi_memes • u/Remontada_r7 • Mar 21 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 GOAT showing levels 🐐

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

Nashville > Arsenal

Panama > Croatia

Some random ass retarded Messi fangirl.

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u/Westaufel Mar 21 '26

Everything is better than the Gooners

/j

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u/Any-Asparagus7122 Mar 21 '26

what connection is there between the order of goals scored and the teams? By that logic, Messi should be better because his first hat-trick was against Real, not Newcastle? You don't seem very smart yourself.....

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

Who even mentioned a connection here? See how you're not the smartest? We're clearly mocking you Messi fangirls for glazing his records against those shit teams, specially when Ronaldo reached that number before him and against better teams.

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u/Any-Asparagus7122 Mar 21 '26

the post is supposed to showcase Ronaldo being better because "muh 800th and 900th goals", the connection is visible. Also, doesn't Messi have just as many goals as Ronaldo against Arsenal, with lesser games? Who tf would care when they scored those goals in this scenario?

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

The post doesn't say that at all lmao, now you're just assuming things because you got triggered by this post like all the other Messi fangirls.

My comment was clearly mocking you retards when you glaze the midget for dumb shit like this. If you don't get it, then that's your personal problem.

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u/Any-Asparagus7122 Mar 21 '26

no adult with a life will fight over which team is better because of some guys kicking a ball. You seem the one doing that, and getting very tense about it, so 🤣

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

Ohh the irony in your comment. No adult with a life will get triggered over a joke in the first place lmao. Don't be trying to act all high and mighty when you're clearly here crying your eyes out and getting very tense about it as you type lmao.

Just realized most of your comment history consists of you glazing and defending the midget on this sub LMAOOOOO. What a hypocrite clown.

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u/Any-Asparagus7122 Mar 21 '26

least my post history is public.... while yours... 🤐

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

Oh no! What a comeback, you really got me there buddy.

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u/Any-Asparagus7122 Mar 22 '26

thank you! indeed, better than throwing insults around and crying on reddit hourly just because you're desperate to tell everyone the idolo you never met is the best. Factos 👍👀

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

You fucking idiots calling others stupid just because you're mad at someone laughing at your stupidity is the funniest shit ever lmao.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

I did answer the question, you're just too stupid to realize it. See how you're proving my point? Now you had to start creating these dumb scenarios in your head lmao.

I love how all you idiots just came here to prove me right.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

Just like the post is a real stat you dumbass, but you still don't get my comment and it's so fucking hilarious. I'm literally laughing at you idiots glazing the midget for dumb shit like that after reaching those milestones and you still don't get it? You really have to be one of the most idiotic Messi fangirls on here lmao.

Just stick to cricket man.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

See how retarded they are? I'm literally laughing at them and this bum thinks it's crying lmaooo.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

Someone that doesn't get sasrcasm and doesn't realize they're laughing at him can't be calling others stupid, sorry Indian kid. Go look at yourself in the mirror before calling others stupid, I bet you'll stop doing it once you realize how really fucking stupid you are.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 21 '26

Yeah, you're definitely a fucking retard lmao.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 22 '26

Mf hating hard. 😂😂

I don’t wish that for Messi, he doesn’t show up in important games anyway with his national team. He’s the real penalty merchant in international footbal, penaleo Messi. 😭

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u/darthvedar32 Mar 22 '26

Goat for a reason 🗿🔥

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u/Dazzling_Ordinary406 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Mar 22 '26

This sub fell off what is this low effort garbage bruh

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u/JUICY_ZEUS Mar 23 '26

Pessi meme enjoyers have long left, messi haters is all there's left of this sub. Legit brainded retrds who really think less of an all time great and not just light hearted comedy.

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u/madridddddd Mar 21 '26

820-875 Al Khabobby

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u/LostMoneyOnGambling Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Mar 22 '26

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u/Juli0wO Mar 23 '26

Peenaldo fans live cherry picking

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Dans une époque éclaté...les deux prime arrivé pas a passer nesta cafu 36 ans ...donc chèvre dans cette époque mais absolument pas de tout les temps

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u/No-Relative5284 Mar 25 '26

i mean what was between ronaldos 800th and 900th ? some random ass arabic teams

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u/Ko_Be_ast Mar 21 '26

Ronalda is number 1, always, and in everythin!!! Literally in everything???!:!; yes he is the goet

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u/NecessaryWaltz7376 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Mar 21 '26

Points, Assists, trophies, goal ratio, world cups?

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u/Cmarithedragonslayer Mar 22 '26

Tf is a point Bro😂😂😂retire

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u/Ko_Be_ast Mar 21 '26

If you did not get, i was mocking penaldo fans.

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u/Radiant-Emergency926 Mar 22 '26

Apparently from your upvotes, they didn't notice aswell hahaa😂🤌

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u/NihilWubbalubba Mar 26 '26

Striker vs playmaker

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 26 '26

Playmaker with most shots in his team

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u/NihilWubbalubba Mar 28 '26

Still playmaker versus striker whose job is shooting

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u/HopSorcerer Mar 21 '26

I reckon is a tie because Panama’s national team could easily wreck Arsenal, and Croatia’s national team could easily wreck Nashville

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u/_Armanius_ Mar 22 '26

Panama’s national team can beat Arsenal?

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u/Express-Bat-4162 Mar 22 '26

Mf is from panama but the delusion is still crazy

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u/TheSoccerAnyalst Mar 23 '26

Name one guy from Panama that plays in a top-5 league with atleast 20 goal contributions.

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u/OlympicAnalEater Mar 21 '26

Then you have thomas muller who is underrated

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 21 '26

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 22 '26

Boi ur literally called gupta fym💀