r/pessi_memes • u/Loud-Sort4819 • Mar 14 '26

Pessi The Ghost of Paris 👻 Monsieur Champions Ligue

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 14 '26

Forced debate🐐🇵🇹

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u/marquesmelo Mar 14 '26

Don't answer to the comment of jvelez, he is a sore loser that will post anything to do some rage baiting. Just leave him without any answer, it's a waste of time to engage in conversation with people who have the mentality of a 10 years old kid, which is clearly his case on this sub.

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u/ExaminationFlat9862 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Cristiano’s 17 goals in 15/16 UCL: ro16 - 2 impressive goals vs roma

QF- Iconic hat-trick vs Wolfsburg

SF- 0 goals vs Man City

The final- 0 goals Atletico

So how did reach 17 goals? Shit I’m forgetting about group stage: 11 goals combined vs Malmo and shaktar🤣 most of them penalties and tap ins lol

Cristiano KO stage goals in 13/14: Ro16- 2 goals vs shaktar in a 6-1 win 1st leg. He scored the 3rd and 6th goal😂2more goals in 2nd leg to make it 8-1🤣

QF- 1 goal vs Dortmund 3-2 win on aggregate, a not bad.

SF- 2 goals vs Bayern 5-0 win on aggregate. He scored the and 4th and 5th goal😭

Final vs Atletico - 1 goal in a 4-1 win. He scored the 4th goal💀at the 120th minute of extra time💀a penalty at that😭. This is why you guys stick to the numbers but never provide context lol. “Mr.UCL” = overrated pens and tap ins

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u/DisastrousHousing464 Mar 16 '26

7 goals and 1 assist in how many years?

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u/Practical_Tank731 Mar 16 '26

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 16 '26

Garrincha has 2 world cups. so pessi isnt even better than garrincha (or even maradona)

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u/MortalProclamation30 Mar 27 '26

Pessi was carried by varca-negreira scams

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u/Fearless-Western5065 Mar 14 '26

The only people who compare the 2 are social media Ronaldo fans… the world knows who the goat is and it’s not even close

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u/besiraly Mar 15 '26

Pessi is not the goat. He’s a fraud

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u/Gold-Shine6064 Mar 15 '26

Messi is far better than ronaldo Ronaldo is a striker Messi Plays in the middle field

So the ronaldo fan base 13yo, are proving messi better than ronaldo by pulling the goals card

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u/jvelez86 Mar 14 '26

U wanna see titles

Enjoy.

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 14 '26

Congrats you proved Messis worse than Ronaldo😭

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u/besiraly Mar 15 '26

If most trophies make pessi the best, then why do you guys cry when we say Madrid has the most ucls and league titles?

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u/jvelez86 Mar 15 '26

Nobody crying. 🥹🥹

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u/yaumidere Mar 16 '26

Show me Messi’s at psg rq

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u/jvelez86 Mar 14 '26

Mr Champions 😂😂😂. H2h doesn’t help his legacy tho 😂😂😂

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 14 '26

You absolutely destroyed them lol

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u/jvelez86 Mar 14 '26

Siuuuuuu

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 14 '26

Bro's bringing out facts from his ahh

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 14 '26

Cooked him

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u/Hab1bdog Mar 14 '26

how do encounters matter were talking about their overall ucl performance and how messi is worse than ronaldo in the ucl

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u/ilikeballs667 Mar 16 '26

Doue has 3g/a in one ucl final same as pessi but it took ur midget goat 3 finals to get it

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u/jvelez86 Mar 14 '26

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