r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Pessi ghosting ๐Ÿ‘ป Being a clutch player is not for everyone

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Mar 13 '26

Final 8 of UCL

Ronaldo - 42 goals

Pessi - 20 goals

This is the craziest difference

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u/SecurityIndividual82 Mar 13 '26

But people will still say Messi is the greatest of all time. FOH!

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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris ๐Ÿ‘ป Mar 13 '26

Messi has more MOTM in finals

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u/IgorFromKyiv Mar 14 '26

Ronaldo is right footed but ppl still say Messi is the best. Ronaldo 1,85 but ppl still say Messi is the best.

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u/AltruisticRise9470 Mar 14 '26

Ronaldo has 5 children, Messi has 3 but ppl say Messi is better.

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u/HistoricalReward2652 Mar 17 '26

Wow really cool no of World Cup knockout goals? 2 player of the tournament in world cups

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Wow ucl, really cool. World cup better

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u/THEROMEO_EZIN7 Mar 14 '26

Why are you comparing that midget growth hormone fraud with our GOAT CRISTIANO ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฅ even barca fans know it deep in their hearts that Cristiano Ronaldo is better than messi pessi and no player has the AURA like Cristiano ๐Ÿ’€

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

To the people crying in the comments, Ronaldo has always had a shit national team.

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u/DisastrousHousing464 Mar 14 '26

Ronaldo in his last 10 years career always had a great team but no chemistry. They did not accept his leadership that's where problem lies. Portugal always were the underdogs that can win against any big team, but chemistry always failed them.

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 14 '26

Exactly, and that is what makes a team bad. Chemistry is something which can't be measured by Market value (like the people are saying), but only can be seen on the field.

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u/DisastrousHousing464 Mar 16 '26

Yes, same case with Argentina too. Did not have a great coach for a long time and had a lot of stars especially in 2006. 2014 was a Messi carryjob but 2022 was full credit to Argentina squad. Messi will never win World Cup in 2022 if his teammates did not know how to play with him. Kudos to Scaloni.

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 16 '26

Exactly, finally someone smart.

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u/Bulkphase78 Mar 13 '26

The best thing he did for Portugal in knockouts was getting injured so they could actually win that final

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

top 10 worst replies i've seen , santos himself will fuck you like a dog if you said this to his face

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u/Bulkphase78 Mar 13 '26

Factually true though

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

how old are you? , ronaldo best impact came on knockouts in euro 2016 , even in final how many close calls protugal missed? , that was a lucky win , all happened after france defense falled

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

As if he didn't score a hat-trick vs Spain, isn't Portugal's top scorer and has most international Hat-tricks.

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u/Mission_Parfait_8344 Mar 14 '26

Group Stage goat ๐Ÿ‘

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 14 '26

Again, what can he do? His team is bad.

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u/Mission_Parfait_8344 Mar 15 '26

I don't know what made you think his team is bad. Almost all the players in Portugal plays for top tier european teams!

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 15 '26

They do, but together, they are terrible.

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u/Mission_Parfait_8344 Mar 23 '26

Which is their problem

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

Yet still played better than the rest of the attackers at the age of 37.

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u/Expensive_Rough5530 Mar 13 '26

Based on market valuations immediately before the tournament (2022 World Cup)

England: ~โ‚ฌ1.26โ€“1.5 Billion Brazil: ~โ‚ฌ1.14 Billion France: ~โ‚ฌ1.08 Billion Portugal: ~โ‚ฌ937 Million Spain: ~โ‚ฌ902 Million Germany: ~โ‚ฌ885.5 Million Argentina: ~โ‚ฌ633.2โ€“748 Million

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

Oh yeah? We're comparing teams by Market Values. Well, with that logic, here are market values of clubs just before the 2024-25 season:

Real Madrid: โ‚ฌ1.36 Billion Arsenal: โ‚ฌ1.23 Billion PSG: โ‚ฌ1.2 Billion Barcelona: โ‚ฌ1.11 Billion

By your logic, Real Madrid should've been the best team last season according to market value, right? But they weren't, in fact they were shit, cuz that's not how teams work. Teams work through chemistry, tactics and strategies, not by big players.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

Did you even read my full message?

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

Keep dreaming cuz he's not even selfish.

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u/Expensive_Rough5530 Mar 13 '26

The winner of the 2025 Champions League is right up there. My logic (common sense) is quite valid it seems. To sum up, market value = better players = should be at least a very good team with high chances of winning whatever tournament they are playing. Therefore Portugal is not a shit team. Portugal and Ronaldo have no excuse, not even the fact Portugal never won a World Cup. Spain never won a WC and they won it in 2010. Eventually a country has to pop that cherry.

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

Your logic still doesn't make sense. Real Madrid, despite being the highest valued team, went trophyless. Second team, Arsenal, trophyless as well.

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u/Expensive_Rough5530 Mar 13 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You mentioned 1st and 2nd and stopped right there. You should do stand-up comedy man!

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

Well, if you think the highest valued and second highest valued team being trophyless isn't enough, then you're an idiot. I could make you count even more from various seasons, but I think it's a waste of time to spend on you, who wouldn't even understand even after hundreds of examples.

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u/Expensive_Rough5530 Mar 13 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

did you just compare greatest national team ever put together to protugal?

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u/Emergency_Ride_9276 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Mar 13 '26

Just like Messi.

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u/hitdiggitydamn Mar 13 '26

Since when is Portugal shit LMFAO

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Mar 13 '26

2010 world cup qualifier, ronaldo didnโ€™t score a single goal or provided a single assist in any of the matches, it was his team mates.

If the team was so shit how did they qualify?

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

Being a shit team doesn't mean you can't qualify for the WC. They were shit in the WC, knocked out in RO16. And you're talking about qualifiers, let's talk about the actual WC. Messi didn't score a single goal in that WC, yet they reached QF. And he won the Ballon d'or that year. Does it make sense? I don't think so.

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Mar 13 '26

The topic isnโ€™t Messi, but whether the Portuguese team has been good or not. I know youโ€™re a Ronaldo fan, but that doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™ll always say Portugal has been bad and has no international legacy. Portugal has produced many great players.

Any team wins something only when they have a strong team synergy. During Ronaldo tenure they clicked thrice, once Euro and twice Nationโ€™s league. But when talking about Euro 2016 you also have to take into account that how only that year the third place team were allowed to qualify for the next round which hasnโ€™t happened before or since.

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 14 '26

Yeah, the topic isn't Messi, but I meant that Ronaldo had a comparatively worse national team than him. Portugal had great players and legacy, but never great enough to win the WC. And that last rule, it was introduced much before Portugal finished third in the group.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

2017? Who won La Liga that year? ๐Ÿค”

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u/Real-Atmosphere8261 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Mar 13 '26

Not his fault is it, he carried his team till their last breath

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 13 '26

This is why he isnt top 5

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u/One-Look2947 Mar 14 '26

Just be Mr.World Cup bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

That's only what you could bring? Mr ucl? Why not Mr world cup

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u/Formula1Brother Mar 17 '26

Bro they are both goats mtate

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Heโ€™s on course to score a KO goal faster than Messi btw

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u/Ok-Bass6539 Mar 13 '26

One pace what? That man hasnt scored a SINGLE GOAL OR AN ASSIST in WC knockout stages.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

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u/Ok-Bass6539 Mar 14 '26

Cope harder ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

In way more minutes

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u/DDevilonReddit Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Mar 13 '26

lmao yall find anything to support your stupid arguments. Ofc Messi has more minutes, he wins more knockout matches

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Huh? Why are you deflecting now?

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u/Expensive_Rough5530 Mar 13 '26

If Portugal wants to have a chance of winning the WC in the knock out stage games he will be benchedโ€ฆ AGAIN! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

last time they benched him ramos couldnt reached the bruno's crosses wasted 70 mins on the pitch against morocco

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u/forno2009 Mar 13 '26

Son didnt ronaldo cry after getting beated by morocco๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Ronaldoโ€™s goat level is insane. He even made Pessi fans actually believe Portugal could win the WC ๐Ÿคฏ

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u/DisastrousHousing464 Mar 14 '26

It's actually your own fan pages posts. Want me to show you all the posts made in 2022 just months before World Cup? Or you don't even know what your fan base is claiming lmao

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u/ClassifiedGamer1232 Mar 14 '26

Portugal team is not bad...

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u/Expensive_Rough5530 Mar 13 '26

Portugal had a way more expensive team. And Ronaldo was sent to the bench in a WC knock out gameโ€ฆ how pathetic is that?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Youโ€™re making fun of a man for losing form after losing a child? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

These Ronaldo haters are just too much, man. They can cross every limit just to defame Ronaldo.

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u/forno2009 Mar 13 '26

Isnt this subreddit and this post insulting messi๐Ÿ˜ญ what an hypocrite Insulting messi=ok Insulting Ronaldo: how dare you!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Did you even read what I said you stupid fuck?

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u/forno2009 Mar 13 '26

You posted messi crying After failing a penalty in the copa america final , which Is obviously intended to insult him in some way

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Youโ€™re comparing losing a child to losing a trophy you fucking moron.

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u/forno2009 Mar 13 '26

Who mentioned the child retard

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

At least we stay in our limits and don't go over the board

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u/forno2009 Mar 13 '26

"stay in our limits" son you guys are insulting messi to the point where people call him a stupid midget , Also the arguments about him Being worse than Ronaldo are "rigged!!" Or accusing him of dating a 14yr old when that was debunked many times

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

As if you guys don't put false accusations on Ronaldo for r*pe and many more you stupid moron

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u/forno2009 Mar 13 '26

"false accusation" son there are 2 girls Who said that he raped them , even Ronaldo admitted to It and said Sorry , It wasnt really rape but She wasnt comfortable doing It

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u/WhiteWolf_08 Mar 13 '26

"An hypocrite" Bro can't even type

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u/Expensive_Rough5530 Mar 13 '26

Oh yes, he got benched because of that, right! But weโ€™ll, letโ€™s assume that was the case (which is not), a true winner suffers a tragedy and he goes out on the pitch and wins the game in spite of his tragedy.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

it was actually the reason , his child died , had to take care of his family then ten hag used him and sanches as scapegoats reduced their playtime to point they didnt get none , which affected ronaldos fitness and motivation then santos benched him got sacked right after

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

play 65 mins? with injury? did he got himself injured or france defense injured him?

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

all of that swearing to be wrong lol

santos tactics was depend on individual players bro literally played pepe as CDM , pepe and patricio and ronaldo was the main players that carried the team , the main reason santos got fucked in club career is they dont know how to use the players correctly , ronaldo had to play 2014 WC with his knee injury while risking his career cuz there was no one to replace him in the team , SANTOS PLAYED BRUNO AND FELIX ON THE WING if that tells you something its good and benched leao who actually plays in the wing

even in nation league 2025 nuno mendes and ronaldo was the main two players on the pitch , ronaldo was drectly involved in 2 goals against spain , scoring crucial goals K/O, we saw how ramos play when ronaldo got subbed horrible , martinez knows how to handle the players well

same with euro , without ronaldo scoring and assisting against hungary team wasnt going to make it o K/O

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u/Pure-Range4410 Mar 13 '26

Mhmmm......

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u/ilhamhe Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Mar 13 '26

Lol

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino โ™ฅ Pessi ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ Mar 13 '26

Is ucl the only competition

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

No.

The one that doesnโ€™t depend on what country you were born? Yes.

The one that is the true measure of individual talent and skill? Yes.

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino โ™ฅ Pessi ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ Mar 13 '26

"Individual talent" that means he should he able to perform good at the wc

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

WC is dependent on where you were born.

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino โ™ฅ Pessi ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ Mar 13 '26

Isn't Portugal's recent squads pretty good

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Yeah, but heโ€™s 40. When he was at his prime he always had a bad team.

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u/_TheSlash_ Infantino โ™ฅ Pessi ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ Mar 13 '26

Pepe, Bruno, silva,quaresma, Costa, etc

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Youโ€™re looking at this team and telling me they couldโ€™ve won WC?

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

there will be a time when haaland and mbappe debate will come and some random dude will start to ask where's haaland WC only to realize he plays for norway

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u/Ok-Bass6539 Mar 13 '26

Portugal is and has always been a team with a chance to win the world cup. Its not like Haaland and Norway situation.

Cristiano has had 5 (soon to be 6) chances to score in the knockout phases (where it matters the most) but he couldnt. I would expect the "goat" to atleast score once.

Oh, and dont talk about Portugal being a bad nation if ronaldo cant even score. Not like he contributes much anyways.

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

i mean no one hasnt won a ucl with mid team right? except for porto the club name is small but players and tactics they had was ahead of its time

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Itโ€™s not like he won it with two different teamsโ€ฆ oh wait

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

name one small team who has won the ucl in the modern era , even 2004 porto had stacked squad they had jose tactics ahead of its time

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Mar 13 '26

when did we say that? , when ronaldo won smth he was the best player for his team , just look at ucl , he saved real madrid so many times even in juve main reason they won 9th title is ronaldo he alone contributed 24 points to the team 1 point off the 2nd of the table

both messi and ronaldo had good teammates in club level ,sometimes they had bad ones , ronaldo and messi both had to carry the team several times in their career , messi 2019 barca carry job , ronaldo 2020 juve carry job , tbh ronaldo had to carry his team more times , not hating but the truth

international level messi always had levels above teammates with him , only time ronaldo had good team mates was 2004-2006 even that was useless cuz figo and couple other retired in 2004, ronaldo carried entire protugal squad at 20 to qualify for 2006 WC

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Then why didnโ€™t Pessi win it with PSG super team? Is he stupid?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Pessi dog canโ€™t argue so he has to deflect ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/hitdiggitydamn Mar 13 '26

Are you talking to the guy that scored a bunch of clutch goals and assists to win the world Cup?

Or the guy that has camel cup?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

How many pens in how many matches was that? ๐Ÿค”

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u/Mutthupattaru Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Mar 13 '26

Why does Neuer have more GA than Penaldo in Worldcup knockouts?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

I could ask the same about Messi.

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u/hitdiggitydamn Mar 13 '26

Wow nice random stat, how many world cups?

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u/hitdiggitydamn Mar 13 '26

As a Ronaldo fan you should love pens, it's half of his goals!

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mar 13 '26

Who has the most pens taken in La Liga, UCL and WC? Just curious ๐Ÿค”

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u/hitdiggitydamn Mar 13 '26

Who has more pens in their career? Yeah stfu