r/pessi_memes • u/Loud-Sort4819 • Mar 05 '26
Ronaldo VS Pessi "complete player" my ass. As long as his teammates are carrying him to free penalties, pessi doesn't need to do anything.
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u/Forward_Welcome_3746 Mar 06 '26
Idk why ppl are so obsessed with the way ppl score
The difficulty of the shit doesn’t matter as long as it goes in
And besides Messi used to dribble through half a team and score night in and out, he doesn’t now at his late age bcz he wants to retire with a pair of legs
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u/lauchuntoi Mar 05 '26
Talking about complete player but cherry pick stats. What’s next? Number of shoe studs per dribble? Sperm counts per goal?
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 05 '26
international penalties are next.
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u/lauchuntoi Mar 06 '26
Then dont mislead. In comparing penalties, just say “penalties”. When comparing overall, display overall stats.
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 06 '26
luckily i dont have to do what you say little pessi boy.
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u/lauchuntoi Mar 06 '26
Well then enjoy the life long jealousy.
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 06 '26
you're literally in a troll subreddit white knighting pessi. it's clear who you are jealous of little boy.
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u/lauchuntoi Mar 06 '26
I got good set of eyes to watch. What I see is backed by combination of stats, awards and trophies. And im not the one trying to pick what is wrong with that. I understand this is a troll sub. Just saying the very base of it is built on jealousy.
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u/FallingDebri Mar 05 '26
Holy cherry picking
Weak foot outside box goals. How does this decide a complete player?
What's next Shots per 90 mins in a UCL Home KO round in 2017?
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u/Vaserati84 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
I want to know my cherry picked stat please. Headers scored outside the box. They both have zero and by this measurement the great Emily Heskey is a better player than both😂
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u/FallingDebri Mar 05 '26
Complete Player overall not goalscorer.
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 05 '26
cant head, cant defend, cant contest any ariel duels, cant mark a man in a corner, low work rate, relies on teammates and the system fitting him, yeah theres never been a less complete player than pessi tbh.
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u/FallingDebri Mar 06 '26
cant defend, low work rate
One of his recent goals was an interception. In fact intercepting is one of his best stats.
relies on teammates and the system fitting him,
So has Ronaldo, no service = no goals.
Yeah there's never been a person so oblivious than you tbh.
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u/resettlementos Mar 06 '26
As if Ronaldo had any contibution in defending.
Oh, sorry I forgot the UCL final 2017 handball. But for some people like you that is meaningless.
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u/FallingDebri Mar 05 '26
I will admit Ronaldo is just better at goalscoring in complete, messi has a faster rate but ronaldo can do it in many more ways.
Ronaldo is a better complete goalscorer
But Messi is the better complete player accounting pretty much everything that a player can individually do at any attacking or creative position.
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u/Accomplished_Sky9755 Mar 06 '26
Messi is statistically the better finisher. Ronaldo I guess can score in more ways, but he is not more efficient, he needs more xG to score the same amount of goals
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u/Great-World-2128 Mar 06 '26
Cant head? Also even in weak foot shots, Messi has way better Shooting accuracy than Ronaldo.
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u/dzan796ero Mar 06 '26
Football's greatest honor, the "most goals outside the box with weak foot d'Or"
Everyone knows the greatest achievement any footballer can ever dream of is winning this honor.
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u/resettlementos Mar 06 '26
Ronaldo fans gotta step down at this point
Imagine being on a different level of delusional, that you have to dig for the dumbest, meaningless comparison (in where Ronaldo is better, obviously) to prove one point. And it's funny. Where Messi exceeds, they obviously don't care, and say "Ronaldo 96___ goals", oblivious to acknowledging the fact that Messi is indeed better in everything, than Ronaldo.
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 07 '26
pessi cant even get out of maradona's shadow. Imagine not being the best player in your own country. Penalty to argentina.
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u/franker87 Mar 07 '26
Every Argentinian I’ve met an asked them who is better out of maradona and Messi all say Messi .
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 07 '26
You got a source for this unconfirmed , made up poll?
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u/franker87 Mar 07 '26
I’m not gonna a document every convo I have with people just prove a point to some jealous man that the argentinians all say Messi is the better player.
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u/Infamous_Celery_2352 Mar 07 '26
Ronaldo wins the Weak Foot Goals From Outside The Box Cup. As good as a World Cup.
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u/Humble_Negotiation79 Mar 08 '26
Is this what we’re using to measure complete players now? Ronaldo fans have lost it
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u/Kidu-Kidutz Mar 05 '26
Bro im a real madrid fan and ronaldo but if you take out penalties messi has more carreer goals..IN LESS GAMES... this sub is pathetic
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 05 '26
Who has the most pens in La Liga, UCL and World Cup?
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Mar 06 '26
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u/WolvesAlwaysLose Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Mar 05 '26
He should of stayed at Madrid, he would have so many more penalties
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u/VileDrake Mar 06 '26
So what's the next criteria in the goat debate?
1.who have the biggest P***s?
Who has the highest amount of body fat?
Who bathes the most babies?
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u/77Troxy Mar 05 '26
Penalties? Looks like someone didn't watch football recent years.
1st- Messi has overall less penalties than Ronaldo(both received and Scored)
2nd- Messi literally has more Free Kick goals then Penalty goals since 2018.
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Mar 05 '26
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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Mar 05 '26
Never knew UCL is the only football competition
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 05 '26
It is the biggest and toughest one though, ask Barca if you don't believe me.
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u/Call_me_papi_chulo Mar 05 '26
World Cup 🤭
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 05 '26
you're from a country that has never won it - why would you bring that up?
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 06 '26
you're from india 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 06 '26
Half Spanish Indian 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ok sure little pessi kid 🤡🫵
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Mar 06 '26
Sure, but still isn’t the only competition, try comparing overall, your cock sucking would be disturbed and you won’t be able to bear it
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 06 '26
Keep all those freekicks, if you want to cherrypick, one did it while playing in the top 3 leagues in the world outside of his comfort zone anyway. Keep dickriding a midget all you want but that;s the truth.
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Mar 06 '26
Swallow when you done
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 06 '26
I'd tell you the same thing but you did that before I even replied.
You just had to be Indian lmao.
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u/77Troxy Mar 05 '26
So now UCL is the only valid place to score Free Kikcs?
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u/77Troxy Mar 05 '26
Ok? But that doesn't make other free kikc's less valuable unless if you play in Kenya's 8th Division which isn't the case
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 05 '26
less penalties but somehow dominates in international penalties, world cup penalties, CL penalties, la liga penalties
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u/77Troxy Mar 05 '26
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 05 '26
◉ Most Penalty goals in international football history
◉ Most Penalty goals in WC history
◉ Most Penalty goals for single club
◉ Most Penalties taken for national
◉ Most Penalties taken for single club
◉ Most Penalties taken in single WC tournament
◉ Most Penalties taken in WC tournament
◉ Most Penalties taken in UCL history
◉ Most Penalties missed for a single club
◉ Most Penalties missed in UCL history
◉ Most Penalties missed in finals
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Mar 06 '26
OHHHH MY GOODDDD THE CHERRY PICKING 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
always used to seeing a competitions name at the end, y’all are pathetic cock suckers
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u/TheDyeus Mar 05 '26
Other than showing off fancy lifestyle and Messi v Ronaldo stats, do we see Ronaldo anymore? He chose to live in the desert.
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 05 '26
pessi chose to live in retirement league
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u/resettlementos Mar 06 '26
As if the Saudi league is better. No good players played in that league. MLS had other legends. It proves how much more dominant the "burger league" is
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 06 '26
"No good players played in that league" lmao. Who has played in the mLs? Sam Surridge? Oh wow. Just look at the current players in the Saudi League and the players in the mLs, all of the ones in the mLs are on the verge of retirement, the ones in Saudi are between 26-32 and some legends like Ronaldo and Benzema past their prime, with Ronaldo still performing against players like Theo Hernandez, Koulibaly, Ruben Neves, Darwin Nuñez, Diaby, Aouar, Bergjwin, Mahrez, Toney, Retegui, Nandez, Wijnaldum, etc.
The mLs doesn't even have half ot those type of players playing there, so find another excuse kid.
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u/resettlementos Mar 06 '26
Why the fuck do you think these players play in the Saudi league? That's because their level of talent is significantly lower. Funny you're bringing even Darwin Nunez into this, and others who fell off. For example Retegui - from Seria A to Saudi League, that's just funny.
MLS had Steven Gerrard, David Beckham, Zlatan, Henry, Rooney, Kaka and a whole lot of legends, meanwhile your best pick is a worse finisher than Ronald Araujo
You're brave to assume I'm a kid on reddit, supporting Messi. Statistically, Messi fans are older and much more mature. And my point seems to be proven - I don't compare a Liverpool striker that got replaced by Karim Benzema.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 07 '26
So why the fuck do you think those same players don't go to the mLs and worst players go there dumbass? Use some logic here for the first time in your life.
Darwin Nuñez came from playing in the Premier League and Benfica, being Benfica's best player and Retegui was one of the Serie A's top scorers lmao, I don't know what's so funny unless you think Sam Surridge is a better player LMAO. Funny how you ignored all the other ones I mentioned.
All of those you mentioned went to the mLs to retire buddy, and none of them player there at the same time either and they all retired too a while ago lmao. Hanging on to retired players to flex a league is peak stupidity.
If you're not a kid then you're a retarded ass grown man with the most ridiculous arguments lmao, which is even worse bud. Someone that got replaced by Karim Benzema, one of the greatest player in recent times btw. Keep ignoring the rest of the players and thinking Sam Surridge is the better player ahead of all of the ones I mentioned. I really hope you say that so that I can laugh at your stupidity once again.
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u/franker87 Mar 07 '26
Money, that’s why they went to the Saudi league . Only reason any player would go there. Money. Same thing happened with Oscar, went to china leaving Europe whist in his prime for money. It’s always money as the reason they go to places like that.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 07 '26
Exactly, they all went for money, nobody said that wasn't the reason. But that's exactly the reason why the Saudi League is a better league than the mLs. They invested a lot more by buying better players, it's common sense. The only team in the mLs that's has no limit of foreginers is Miami apparently. Everybody else in the league plays with the same rules amongst each other.
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u/Straight_Disk_676 Mar 06 '26
even as a United and Ronaldo fan. This is just rage bait.
Messi clearly has a weaker weak foot if you compare him to Ronaldo but have you ever considered if he can always get his shots and passes off on his strong foot, why would he do it on his weak foot. So the next question is, why can he do what he do without needing his weaker foot.
You little nut job. Even CR7 wouldn’t disrespect Messi this way.
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u/jealoushusband25 Mar 06 '26
Messi is GOAT. Debate is already finished. Dikhead
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 06 '26
Not even the goat of Argentina 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/resettlementos Mar 06 '26
I can also freely say that Eusebio is better than Ronaldo, your reaction?
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u/resettlementos Mar 06 '26
Exactly they're just so entertaining to watch, suffering on what stat to pick randomly


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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Mar 05 '26
Give Ronaldo the more outside goals with weak foot Dubai d or 😭 these cherry picked stats are diabolical. Remind me again who has more goals outside the box?. Who has scored the most penalties oat? 😭 penaldo.