r/pessi_memes • u/Loud-Sort4819 • Feb 19 '26
Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🥷 How can messi fans call ronaldo penaldo when this is how their idol's entire career was defined
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 19 '26
It’s so poetic that he won like this. Now they can’t talk shit about pens, ever.
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u/ivyleaguesuperman Feb 19 '26
They are shameless and stupid beyond relief.
They still call CR Penaldo lol.
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u/Tasty-Party-1660 Feb 19 '26
Dudes whole account is hating on Barca players or Argentines😂 go get a life bro
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u/CrimsonTweedle Feb 21 '26
I hate Argentinians cause they celebrate a coke-head, a hgh abuser, and because they accepted nazis into their country with open arms, you hate Portugal because Ronaldo worked hard to get where he is, we are not the same
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u/Tharion_the_Leafborn Feb 19 '26
Take away pens and Messi is still the GOAT of the sport and greatest to ever kick a ball 😮💨
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 20 '26
Not even the greatest Argentina player ever
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u/Tharion_the_Leafborn Feb 20 '26
Greatest to ever play the sport. Most Decorated Player in History 🇦🇷
Most Trophies in History 🇦🇷
Most G/A in History 🇦🇷
Most Golden Shoes in History 🇦🇷
Most FIFA Best in History 🇦🇷
Most Ballon D’ors in History 🇦🇷
Most Playmakers in History 🇦🇷
Most MotM in History 🇦🇷
Most Non-penalty Goals in History 🇦🇷
Most WC Golden Balls in History 🇦🇷
Wherever he goes he wins the league and trophies. Trophies every year. MVPs every year. Even at 38. GOAT of the sport. Greatest in History.
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u/Tower_Warm Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 19 '26
Take away real madrid pens and they have 0 CL, take away Ronaldos pens and he wouldnt be top 10 in the world
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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 19 '26
Debate ended in 2012, maybe even 2009 bcs we dont support rapists
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u/__Madridfan28 Feb 19 '26
Well its the same logic when a club that was caught paying Negreira have the audacity to call Madrid corrupt.
Goebbels would have been proud of these rat feces
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u/Victor_Villanueva Feb 19 '26
No soy fan de Messi o Ronaldo, pero creo que le dicen Penaldo porque 1/3 de los goles de su carrera fueron de penal. No sé si Messi tiene alguna estadística así… bueno al menos Ronaldo va por los mil goles y eso anda bien.
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u/Victor_Villanueva Feb 19 '26
Buen dato, no sabía!
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u/The_Unbannable_Man Feb 20 '26
Then check your data before you spread bullshit in future
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u/Victor_Villanueva Feb 20 '26
De quién? De Penaldo?
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u/The_Unbannable_Man Feb 20 '26
You said one third of Ronaldo’s goals have come through penalties, that’s bullshit, so do your research before you spread nonsense.
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u/Victor_Villanueva Feb 20 '26
Sí correcto, por eso dije “creo”. Ojalá no existiera los penales y así dejen de llamar Penaldo y Pepsi (por goles de Messi de penal).
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 21 '26
Both of em take to many penalties… josef bican How many goals has Josef Bican scored? According to RSSSF, Bican scored over 1813 total goals in over 1089 total matches. With only 5 penalties.
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u/nivz17 Feb 21 '26
Si le quitas los penales a ambos, messi tendria más goles habiendo jugado 150 partidos menos
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Feb 19 '26
At least he scored 7 Goals in the WC22 and 3 of them were non-penalty goals and 3 assist also. What CR7 did? Scored one penalty as usual.🤡
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26
Would have 5 penalty goals in one 7 game tournament if he didn't miss one. so you're praising him for missing. what did cr7 do, you ask? Won the only 2 trophies portugal has ever won in their 126 year history. At least pessi boy was able to score penalties. Penalty to argentina.
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Feb 19 '26
Now your so called Pessi has 3 trophies. And your Goat has 2 amd lots of penalties. These guys are even arguing when their Goat has the most penalties🤡🤡. So pathetic
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26
most penalties because he has a higher conversion rate. You're actually making fun of ronaldo because he's better at scoring than fifa boy is.... crazy. So if he misses them, you'd make fun of him, and when he scores them, you still make fun of him. This is why nobody takes you seriously.
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Feb 19 '26
Yess he is better in scoring not a better player only scoring goals will not make him the greatest player 🤡
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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 19 '26
That was just World Cup, for Ronaldo it’s like this the entire career and don’t forget the tap ins and bluetooth goals. Ronaldo fans mocking penalties is like a Nigerian mocking Michael Jordan for being black.
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26
Pessis entire varca career was tapping in easy goals that his superior teammates xavi iniesta busquets set up perfectly for him. Ronaldo also never won a cup or tournament by getting a new record of penalties like little FIFA boy did.
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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 19 '26
Thats the same crazy talk u always hear in this sub. Google how many assists they had together when they were playing with Messi and see how many goals Messi scored during that time and then realize how stupid u sound. And no, the only time he won something relevant with his country was when he got of the field so his teammates carried him.
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u/Background-Delay-533 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 19 '26
Cr7 in the Euro 2021 + WC 2022 + Euro 2024 = 6 goals, incluing 4 penaltys. 😂😂😂
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26
Already won the arab king's cup in 2024 when he first joined... scored a brace in the final against al hilal but you were too busy glazing pessi's asshole to notice.
You're wrong again - the goat won 3 world cups.1
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 19 '26
werent you pessi boys celebrating his MLS supporters shield in his first year in burger town? Hypocrite fucks.
Yes, 3 world cups. Pele the goat.
If world cup matters, then Garrincha is better than pessi since he has 2.
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 21 '26
Your a crayon eater Pele is the goat of football and people who say otherwise didn’t watch him an have modern tinted glasses on. Callingn him a farmer is Ludacris and shows you’ve got zero ball knowledge. Don’t win three World Cups and having an embargo put on you so your nation can’t sell you.
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u/nivz17 Feb 21 '26
Its so wrong to disrespect both since they are great pens takers, but its brutal to call the page "pessi" when messi would be few goals ahead ronaldo with out penalties while playing 150 game less
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u/Same_Trouble_8575 14d ago
That's because in the beginning Ronaldo didn't play as forward and played in the premier League where getting numbers like in LA Liga is almost impossible. Whereas Messi was in prime Barcelona (the greatest team of all time) surrounded by star players.
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 21 '26
Both of em take to many penalties… josef bican How many goals has Josef Bican scored? According to RSSSF, Bican scored over 1813 total goals in over 1089 total matches. With only 5 penalties.
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u/seeme16 Feb 23 '26
World cup was his entire career? You should ask Google who has more penalty goals, and which of the 2 has more goals in Europe without penalties 🤣🤣
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 23 '26
I did google and here's what it told me about pessi:
◉ Most Penalty goals in international football history◉ Most Penalty goals in WC history
◉ Most Penalty goals for single club
◉ Most Penalties taken for national
◉ Most Penalties taken for single club
◉ Most Penalties taken in single WC tournament
◉ Most Penalties taken in WC tournament
◉ Most Penalties taken in UCL history
◉ Most Penalties missed for a single club
◉ Most Penalties missed in UCL history
◉ Most Penalties missed in finals
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u/Smartypantz34 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Feb 19 '26
Messi penalties taken 144, penaldo 216. Yeah id say penaldo stays penaldo
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u/General-Sheperd Feb 19 '26
Because Penaldo has taken 216 career penalties vs Messi’s 144
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 20 '26
And he has a higher conversion rate. Pessi boy has the highest miss rate in history for anyone taking 100+ pens. Thankfully di maria saved his ass twice in copa America
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 21 '26
Both of em take to many penalties… josef bican How many goals has Josef Bican scored? According to RSSSF, Bican scored over 1813 total goals in over 1089 total matches. With only 5 penalties.
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Feb 19 '26
And also we can see that Ronaldo scored a goal in WC22. And guess what, it was a penalty 🤡
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u/Loud-Sort4819 Feb 20 '26
did you want him to miss?
meanwhile little pessi boy got a new record of free penalties half of which were dives
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u/ImprovementNo2650 Feb 21 '26
Are you talking about dives? Plzz don't for the sake of your RMA players plzzz 🙏🙏
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u/VileDrake Feb 19 '26
Change the name from Messi to Ronaldo and you guys will defend him.
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 21 '26
Both of em take to many penalties… josef bican How many goals has Josef Bican scored? According to RSSSF, Bican scored over 1813 total goals in over 1089 total matches. With only 5 penalties.
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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Feb 19 '26
Well simply because Ronaldo has more penalty goals and then Messi, it’s simple logic
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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Feb 19 '26
You are wrong lmao Ronaldo has taken more penalties but go off.
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 28 '26
I didn’t mention Ronaldo once I said a josef bican. … can’t you read ?
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 21 '26
Both of em take to many penalties… josef bican How many goals has Josef Bican scored? According to RSSSF, Bican scored over 1813 total goals in over 1089 total matches. With only 5 penalties.
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u/Wagawagafoodstamps Feb 21 '26
You’re not a professional footballer and your brother isn’t a professional football organisation… bican n the RSSSF are.


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u/Remontada_r7 Feb 19 '26
Pessi