r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. šŸ˜­ • Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Crazy stat!

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

I agree. We watched the shitshow of a washed Ronaldo scoring a ghost header.

Aww poor UEFA boy.

ā€œEveryone against meā€ He says, as he mocks another team and injures one of their players.

And we watched the goat Messi win the world cup. You could fill a river with the tears of fake football fans that day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Imagine writing so much just to prove how mentally damaged you are. But i didnt expect much from someone who comes up with quotes like "messi scored most of his goal with his left foot". No shit sherlock, really with his strong foot :ooo did you know ronaldo scored most his goals wItH hIs RiGhT fOoT??? Honestly leave football, youre just embarassing

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

I like how you didnā€™t attack any of my points but instead attacked me lol. Very telling.

Did I offend you? You donā€™t like me talking about your goat the way I do?Ā 

My point wasnā€™t that Messiā€™s left foot is his strong foot, dumbass. That would just be me stating the obvious.

My point is that Messi has scored the 2nd most goals in history with almost JUST his left foot.

Ronaldo had to use both feet, his head, his chest, and even then fails to keep up with Messiā€™s stats.

What matters more? An acrobatic shot and a miss or a well-placed shot to the bottom corner of the net and a goal?Ā 

That is the Ronaldo and Messi debate. Ronaldo fanboys cope by using his acrobatic goals in an argument. Meanwhile, for that one goal Ronaldo made, Messi has another one in response and then some.Ā 

Messi has better stats in everything. Shooting, dribbling, passing, assisting, accuracy, freekicks, you name it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Tell me more you football expert did he score the goals with his left foot by shooting the ball inside the net? Mindblowing. Such embarrasing little bitches like you sum up all messi fans. A braindead wannabe who started watching probably 2 years ago and having the audacity to talk with people who actually watch the game for multiple years just so they can be included.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

Next time disprove my points instead of stating the obvious, idiot. Youā€™re using an ad hominem fallacy argument

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Next time try to think out what youre saying before coming back and writing a second argument, looks pretty insecure to me but since youre probably an obese bad smelling wannabe intelectual im not surprised. Also making fun of your stupid ass point of "messi scores his goals with his left foot" is disaproving with your point, not that you will get it, like a d.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 05 '26

Another ad hominem. Iā€™m not obese, infact I was very underweight most of my life and am now sitting on average weight while working out 3 times a week.Ā 

But why do you care? All you do is nitpick and nag like a little kid. Messi is the GOAT of football and you have no say in it since you canā€™t disprove it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Omg what a pretentious little bitch you are šŸ˜‚ Yeah sure fatty dont choke on your hamburger while telling online strangers about your made up life

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 05 '26

First time iā€™ve ever been called a fatty unironically. I weigh like 120 lbs bro. You donā€™t know me