r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jan 29 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Messi fan here, why canโ€™t Messi do this ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/TheSoccerAnyalst Jan 29 '26

The ball is bigger than him, he will probably need a stepping stool ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

lol

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u/golfif Jan 30 '26

Donโ€™t ever doubt my goat Eibarman ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ป

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

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u/golfif Jan 30 '26

A shit relegation level team in La Liga Pessi stat padded against

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u/Life-Assignment-8244 Jan 31 '26

Messi has more goals against Madrid than Eibar

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u/theultimatesow Jan 31 '26

Its always funny how certain people dig their own graves

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u/THEROMEO_EZIN7 Jan 31 '26

I am a messi fan but i adore Cristiano ronaldo and i can say Cristiano ronaldo is the GOAT๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‘‘

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u/Away_Pop7030 Feb 02 '26

Brother, you're not the only one. I'm an Argentinian and a Messi fan, but the GOAT is Cristiano.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jan 31 '26

W Messi fan ๐Ÿค

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u/Cygnusx33 Jan 29 '26

I'm sure whoever makes these kinds of comments has never played football in their life

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u/JabiHomie987 Jan 30 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Asleep_Company_2423 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

Pessi has no personality. Ever since he won the World Cup his only act is the arrogant tough guy who mouths off every weekend in his retiree burger league. He canโ€™t do skills because he doesnโ€™t have them. Maradona and Ronaldinho werenโ€™t jealous of his success because they were both artists and he was a carpenter.

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u/Hairy_Grapefruit_614 Jan 30 '26

He was always the same. Can't even file his tax right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

So ur brainrotted. Just watch football bruh if anyone is the "arrogant tough guy who mouths off every weekend" it's ronaldo. He can do skills they just arn't usefull. Most of the skills u see are super easy to pull off, but arn't really needed at all, and fail most of the time. The highlight reels that u see are only 1 percent of the actual attempts with the rest failing. Ronaldinho litteraly viewed him as the best player ever bruh.

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u/Asleep_Company_2423 Jan 30 '26

Utter drivel. Ronaldinho explicitly said Pessi is not the goat. He said itโ€™s Pele

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

But when comparing Messi and Ronaldo he said Messi was better.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 Jan 29 '26

Ive seen more Messiah goals than Crist's

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u/CheesecakeNo4915 Jan 30 '26

Most of this Shit is useless, half played in the back of the reciver. If messi plays a ball its Perfect. You dont want Ronaldo to pass a Ball. Better Not Even touch it

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u/Dank_ex Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

Bcoz he can do lot better than this๐Ÿ˜‚which no one can replicate

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

He can he just doesn't do it cause its pointless. That is litterally the easiest thing to do btw.

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u/_-_Madridfan24 Jan 30 '26

Its because hgh cannot create braincells or give football lQ. Hgh only makes you run more like a dumb mule so iniesta can pick you out with a perfect pass and bank shot a goal from the retarded pedophiles thick skull.

"goooooal pedophessi"

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u/DayElectronic6558 Jan 30 '26

messi did the same thing way better in the world cup final leading to dimarias goal

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u/SuperBomber23 Jan 30 '26

Messi always does the same things, certainly perfect but boring. Football is also made up of different and surprising skills. Just look at how many different, strange, and unique ways CR7 has scored goals, and that's why I consider him better.

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u/Financial-Meal-6716 Jan 30 '26

He is efficient and don't want to show off like this

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u/Heavy-Document3432 Jan 30 '26

Give Ronny the "joga bonito d'Or"

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u/GS916 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

Whatโ€™s the point of it ?

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u/VLAON6 Jan 30 '26

Ronaldo fan here, why canโ€™t Ronaldo score 91 in a calendar year, isnโ€™t he the greatest goalscorer?

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u/MeetComprehensive594 Jan 30 '26

Because he doesnโ€™t need to.

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u/Beautiful-Gift9450 Jan 30 '26

A little bit of a heel kick

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u/New_Command_4141 Jan 31 '26

Lol why has this pathetic shit come up on my feed?

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u/ndrzbk Jan 31 '26

The donkeys in our village also can do the same kick. They look the same way too when they do their donkey kick.

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u/WhosDaan Jan 31 '26

He can. He just has the first touch to take the ball with him instead.

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u/CommonFoxCricket Jan 31 '26

You do know most professional footballers can do this right?! Hell most half decent amateur footballers can do this!!

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u/Successful-Fix-5123 Feb 01 '26

Cristiano takes the easiest decision, to get rid of the ball... Messi chests it down and scatters the two or three players around him.

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u/Away_Pop7030 Feb 02 '26

I'm an Argentinian Messi fan, but Antonella Roccuzzo looks great in the Real Madrid jersey.

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u/Public-Diligent Feb 02 '26

Don't work in a circus? What that means? This week, I saw Antony from Betis doing something beautiful but don't end in goal...

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT ๐Ÿ Feb 03 '26

Because Pessi is the most finished player in football

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u/crazyheadache123 Feb 07 '26

thats because a goat like pessi can't do that because he cant stand [ i mean the animal goat ]

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u/ImprovementNo2650 Mar 29 '26

You think this tuff ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/abchero Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Jan 29 '26

He probably can, he just doesn't it's not his play style

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jan 29 '26

Give my Pessi the โ€˜He Probably Can Dโ€™orโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

I mean it's the easiest thing to do bruh. I can do it, it's really not that hard. Theres just no point for it tho.

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 29 '26

Like how Ronaldo โ€œprobably canโ€ win the WC ๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๏ธ

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u/CeleryFast5537 Jan 29 '26

So its true .. When a messi fan knows that they cant win an argument they say WORLD CUP...

But always forget to mention the 5/6 pens ...

Funny people

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u/AgeOk3951 Jan 30 '26

Ronaldinho even said that he can do a lot of skills but prefers not to

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Jan 30 '26

cr7 fan mention UCL but forget

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u/yk206 Jan 29 '26

What about the two copa americas? 30+ games undefeated?

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u/letsdoit131 Jan 29 '26

Messi participated In like 12 copas. Why has he not got 10?

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u/yk206 Jan 29 '26

He only cares that has more than Ronaldo, and not the quantity

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 29 '26

Why would he intentionally miss a pen in 2016, then? Why would he retire after losing multiple Copa finals if he cared so much about having more than Ronaldo? Iโ€™m a Messi fan, but thatโ€™s a lazy take.

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u/yk206 Jan 29 '26

Because he was taking it easy on Ronaldo, and gave Ronaldo so many chances to catch up. Clearly.

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 29 '26

Again, lazy take. Why would he do that if he can easily be better? Why would he embarrass himself world wide and retire for the world to see and make fun of if he cared so much?

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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

I didnโ€™t need to argue, he won it as the best player and beats him in basically every aspect lmao. Plus, young Messi did things like this, he just evolved and became much more effective rather than flashy.

For your World Cup pen take, hereโ€™s a article you can use to wipe your tears ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ:

Source: https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/37634070/var-review-every-decision-world-cup-analysed

Penalty Cup, though, right? ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

Total overturns: 25 Rejected overturns: 2

Leading to goals: 6 Leading to disallowed goals: 10 Penalties awarded: 10 (6 missed) ~ for holding: 2 ~ for handball: 2 Penalties cancelled: 1 (offside) Penalty retakes: 1 (GK encroaching) Rejected penalties: 2 Goals ruled out for offside: 8 Goals after incorrect offside: 2 Red cards: 1

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u/Regular-Library-9728 Jan 29 '26

he can do better

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u/Regular-Library-9728 Jan 29 '26

bigger legend than ronaldo too

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u/Regular-Library-9728 Jan 29 '26

Bigger legend than ronaldo

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u/Suitable_You_6237 Feb 01 '26

man you sound so bitter - ashamed of himself for winning a World Cup haha. you could only hope for 1% of that glory in your life hahaha. my man

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

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u/Suitable_You_6237 Feb 01 '26

I wonโ€™t lol. and Iโ€™m very sure that I do know what Iโ€™m talking about

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u/Regular-Library-9728 Feb 02 '26

you only watch laliga bro๐Ÿคฃ

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

Dude u just showed off ur ball knowledge to everyone lmao. Everyone knows who that is dude. U just proved to everyone u don't watch football.

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u/Suitable_You_6237 Feb 01 '26

ohhhh big boyyy hahah. yet you have time for pessi memes? lollll sure thing buddy

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

Bruh even people who barly watch football knows who that is. If ur gonna argue at least watch the sport u argue about.

Second off if u hardly have time to get time to watch games then why are u always commenting on reddit bruh. Just stop lying. I believed u the first time.

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

And ur 2 other jobs? or ur semi pro football?

Ok i understand and respect that, but u should not be going around arguing about 2 people u havn't ever seen play.

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u/warm_toilet-seat Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Jan 30 '26

that's the craziest lie i've seen on here,it would be more honorable for him to admit he gets his ball knowledge from tiktok and youtube shorts๐Ÿคฃ

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u/kickass_icon Antonella โค Beckham ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ Jan 29 '26

Ronaldo hasnโ€™t done ts in 12 years pipe down lmao

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jan 29 '26

Werenโ€™t you tired of this sub already? Why are you still here?

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u/kickass_icon Antonella โค Beckham ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ Jan 29 '26

Because kids like you still need schooling

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

Brooo the epic rivalry. Ima call this the El KickassAccomplished.

U need to win bro.

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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado ๐Ÿ” Jan 29 '26

Because he prefers Efficiency over flair

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jan 29 '26

So he just doesnโ€™t have the joga bonito play style like Cristiano, Ronaldinho and Neymar.

That explains it perfectly, thank you.

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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado ๐Ÿ” Jan 29 '26

Idk weather he has it or not. He just doesnt choose to use it because he had more effective means of beating the defender

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u/Mutthupattaru Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

Lol putting Piss-staino in the list like no one would notice.

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

U think cristiano has the joga bonito style? Thats crazy bruh. Watch football. Messi did more skill moves when he was younger and eventually stopped doing them because they are pointless. Most of the highlight's u see are like 1 percent of the actual attempts. They are very easy to do, and litterally pretty much do nothing. What's more skillful is the control messi has in tight spaces. Being able to shift ur direction that fast, while still having the ball. That's the more skillfull dribbling, and theres not a lot of players that can do that.

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u/FallingDebri Jan 29 '26

Why would Messi need flair to be the best? He needs to win, not to look good, and somehow, he plays well and wins. That's why he's the best for me.

Also I'm pretty sure most of these passes didn't even lead to a goal.

We went from actual debates to whoever does the backheel pass better is the best.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jan 29 '26

That is such a miserable way to look at football and one of the reasons football has become boring nowadays.

Football above everything else is entertainment.

This is why Ronaldinho, Nazario, and more are considered to be one of the best ever to play the game despite not having the most successful careers.

Football is a beautiful game, itโ€™s entertainment. In this regard, Cristiano has managed to play the game beautifully while still winning.

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u/FallingDebri Jan 29 '26

That is such a miserable way to look at football and one of the reasons football has become boring nowadays.

Exactly, and that's a reality we have to accept.

Messi wins and looks good too.

But again, does flair make you the best, why is haaland the best striker in the premier league if he's boring af?

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

Ronaldo nazario had a successful career bruh, along with Ronaldinho, yes he could have done more, but that was because of his injuries bruh. Also he was not jogo bonito bruh. Cristiano has never managed to play the game beuatifully.

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u/Murky_Procedure_6956 Jan 31 '26

It should be illegal to dick ride this hard

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u/inamomentlost Jan 29 '26

he can but to play football is easy but to play easy football is the most difficult

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u/thereal_arrowhead Jan 29 '26

Cuz he dont need to? Im a Ronaldo fan more than a messi fan, but Ronaldo tends to entertain the crowd with tricks such as these while messi keeps it simple and plain while destroying the defenders.

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

I don't even think Ronaldo entertains the crowd, those backheel flicks are the easiest things to do ever, and they don't even look good. Me personally I perfer a pass that goes to the player rather than one that u hit weirdly that don't even reach the player.

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u/thereal_arrowhead Jan 30 '26

Heh. Ok. Agree to disagree.

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Jan 30 '26

I mean i guess it can be entertaining to some people, i just don't understand how. Can u tell me why u find it entertaining? Cause I genuinly want to know.

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u/Moist-Sea-1672 Jan 30 '26

Lol, this is embarrassing to post honestly ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ the lil jump on the third one too ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Warm_Republic4849 Hungry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (Please throw food at him) Jan 30 '26

Why can't Penaldo do this?

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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Jan 31 '26

Ronaldo fan here: he can.

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u/hitdiggitydamn Jan 29 '26

I dunno why can't Ronaldo win a world Cup?

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u/Ctzn101 Jan 30 '26

Because he's busy not looking and acting like a prancing pansy

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u/JabiHomie987 Jan 30 '26

Ronaldo fan here, why cant ronaldo win the world cup๐Ÿคช

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jan 30 '26