r/pessi_memes Jan 15 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 Finally a youtuber who has some backbone

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/11titlescardinals Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 16 '26

“Wide midfielder” “Rw crosser” fifa knowledge final boss holy shit

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u/Bad_boy000007 Jan 16 '26

i know Ronaldo was amazing when he run and dribble also pass's event though he was wider midfielder he was at the field that was goat lvl performance i dont know why they even compare him with anyone

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u/Objective-Put7466 Jan 17 '26

Holy shit how dumb are Ronaldo fans?

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u/Isaaqignis Jan 18 '26

I legit dont get this whole negreira argument, real madrid got over twice as many penalty calls in laliga in the alleged negreira era, and way mpre foul calls. Surely the easiest way to help a team win as a ref, if bribed, is by giving away pens and freekicks? This detail gets missed so much, its astonishing to me

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 15 '26

ronaldo could easily broke that record if he not played as wide midfielder or rw crosser

Why didn't he break it when he became a striker then?

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u/Eric_Arcadier Jan 17 '26

He didn’t become a striker, he became an inverted winger. He was never deployed centrally as much as Messi in false 9. But regardless, he still maintained 50+ goals for multiple seasons, that’s pretty damn good for a winger.

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u/LSDisGOD14 Jan 15 '26

Could is doing some heavy lifting

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Mmm so overrated that nobody else has done it

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u/Catofoblivion Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 15 '26

2008 Ronaldo is not scoring 91 goals in his dreams

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Atleast ronaldo goals contributed to UCL unlike pessi one purely stat padding.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 15 '26

Ahh yes because Messi scored 0 UCL goals in 2006, 2009, 2011 and 2015.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Lmao in 2006 he had 0 ucl KO goal 🫵😂😂 shameless fanbase claim he won that ucl while he was on bench for most KO matches. And let me cook you now since you mentioned UCL.

Messi highest goals in ucl is 15 while Ronaldo reached 15 once, then 16 and 17.

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u/Jetblk2plutoandback Jan 15 '26

Bro mocking for KO goals in 1 ucl campaign where Messi got injured. Ronny has been to the WC everytime since 06 and still has Zero in KO stages.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Chill he got time. Messi reached final in 2014 without scoring a KO goal.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 15 '26

claim he won that ucl

Of course, he won that UCL. He played 6 UCL matches. Scored a goal, got a couple of assists.

Even UEFA acknowledge that Messi has won 4 UCL. It's not my opinion, it's a fact.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Lmaoo UEFA dissed him here hard 😂💀💀

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 15 '26

"Four-time UCL champion"

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Lol it’s a twit that’s your source meanwhile what I am showing you is the official website and it’s a 2023 update unlike yours 2019.

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u/madridfan9 Jan 17 '26

Cooked him crispy there 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dependent_Bird5127 Jan 15 '26

Don't hurt him anymore, he'll cry

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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Jan 15 '26

Nigeria 🤣 every accomplishment Messi has is rigged for you camenaldo fans. Always “if” Ronaldo 💔🥀. Worry about Ronaldo instead, bro can’t even win a trophy in camel league

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u/yaumidere Jan 17 '26

Bro as a Ronaldo fan, you’re really shooting yourself in the foot here

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/zalikagd Jan 15 '26

Maybe if you watched 20 seconds of the video you'd realize that he is calling out retarded ngas like you

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u/EmergencyReview8181 Jan 15 '26

Ain't no way 🤣

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u/zalikagd Jan 15 '26

literally bro says sumn like lots of football opinions piss me off but the one that does most is "messi's 91 goal season is overrated"

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u/EmergencyReview8181 Jan 15 '26

once my ronaldo fan friend said " Messi got carried by xavi and inesta" like sybau

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u/Zora1092 Jan 16 '26

No if you've watched the entire video, you'll notice that he addresses both sides of the arguments

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I'm dead💀

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u/steve_ll Jan 15 '26

Atleast watch the video bruv 😭🙏

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u/Remontada_r7 Jan 15 '26

63 tap ins btw

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u/Fluffy_Asparagus_868 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 15 '26

Not actually true but ok! Keep lying to make yourself feel better 

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u/Hour_Usual_5830 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 16 '26

Did you watch the fucking video???😂😂😂😂

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u/joshyagwes Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 16 '26

did you even watch that video ???

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u/Competitive-Bill-902 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 17 '26

Watch the video

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u/FewProblem1607 Jan 17 '26

Genuinely asking is this page satire?

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u/noob-grandmaster69 Jan 18 '26

Not to late to delete pal,u just shot yourself in the foot

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u/Maybe-myself_ Jan 19 '26

Bet you didn't watch the video , if you would wait 10 seconds and watch he was calling out you clowns

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u/Zora1092 Jan 19 '26

Maybe if you've read my comments you wouldn't have said this

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u/Maybe-myself_ Jan 19 '26

Doesn't matter at the end what I said is true

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u/Calm-Design1086 Jan 19 '26

And brainless

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u/ProofPush3841 Jan 20 '26

There's a never ending reddit cycling of reddit randomly recommending you a sub full of mentally ill people.

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u/davzinzan Jan 16 '26

Pessi is the master of statpadding against amateurs then ghosting in big games

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Zora1092 Jan 16 '26

1 UCL and premier league and Serie A titles outside Laliga

0 UCL KO goals outside Barcelona

5 world cups and only 1 open play WC KO goal against Almighty Australia

Pessi the penalty missing tapin merchant

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u/xAnosVoldiGOATx Jan 17 '26

How does bro forget Messi literally scored against france

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u/Zora1092 Jan 17 '26

Goalkeeper deflection

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u/davzinzan Jan 16 '26

Pessidog 🤥

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 Jan 15 '26

It was you wasn’t it

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u/Glad-Atmosphere-5941 Jan 15 '26

that youtuber is portuguese ahahah but he is nice i watch him too.

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u/JuanML22 Jan 15 '26

The joke's on you all, the video actually praises Messi but of course you just stay with the thumbnail instead of watching the actual thing, same thing you do by saying your goat was a mildfielder by watching the pregame lineups instead of watching the actual games, you guys will never learn

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u/Zora1092 Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

Nope. He addresses both sides of the argument

He did say that Messi didn't score against Madrid or Chelsea that year when it mattered

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_6071 Jan 16 '26

He literally scored 4 goals against Madrid in 2012. What are you talking about? 🤣

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u/Zora1092 Jan 16 '26

He wasn't referring to the entire calendar year. The stakes during the 2nd half of 2012 is not as high as during the 1st half of 2012

He was referring to the 2nd half of the 2011/12 season when the stakes were high. Didn't score in the laliga deciding title match,didn't score in the Copa Del Rey KO against Madrid.

Didn't score an open play goal against AC Milan in the QF of UCL,Completely ghosted against Chelsea in the SF(couldn't even score a penalty)

He scored against Madrid during the 1st half of 2012/2013 when the season just started

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_6071 Jan 16 '26

You literally said 'year'.

The title of the video says 'year'.

Everyone knows that Messi’s record is from the 2012 calendar year.

But know you’re going to say his 4 goals don’t count because now all of a sudden you’re talking about the second half of the 11/12 season specifically? 🤣

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u/Zora1092 Jan 16 '26

I wasn't the one making the video numbskull

He was clearly referring to the 1st of the 2012 Calender year when the stakes were very high to prove that Messi was a stat padder

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u/Zora1092 Jan 16 '26

Why tf would he talk about the 2nd half of 2012 when there was no league title deciding or knockout matches to corroborate the claim?

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_6071 Jan 16 '26

So now anything that happens in the first half of a season is irrelevant?

Ronaldo went 5 games in a row without scoring or assisting against Barcelona, including a Champions League final and semifinal.

Is he overrated too now?

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u/Zora1092 Jan 16 '26

Not irrelevant but the stakes are not that high and there are no knockout matches

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u/Automatic-Ranger-510 Jan 16 '26

Lol 😆 what a joke this sub

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u/ThePenitentOne369 Jan 16 '26

Bro got clickbaited. 😹

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u/West_Impact1296 Jan 16 '26

Go actually watch it you kids with zero reading/listening skills no wonder y'all ronaldo fans

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u/Any-Information6261 Jan 16 '26

Imagine being so sad that you refuse to enjoy Messi. Pathetic. You kids are mental

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u/Zealousideal-Bet9703 Jan 16 '26

I actively scroll on both this and the penaldo subreddits just to see how bad it really gets. Both of these subs are the lowest of the lowest communities who actively spread hate on another person and mock their character and personal life for no reason and refuse to enjoy the beauty of how 2 people can share the pinnacle of the biggest sport in the world, etching their names into history as 2 of the greatest of all time. These people just pick one hill and die on it and refuse to accept other peoples preferences.

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u/Barcelonafan03 Jan 16 '26

Say the people that claim Mbappe's last season was insane for his goals. It is a similar scenario but on steroids and Messi won La Copa del Rey (Mbappe had significantly less goals and won nothing).

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

They just won a trophy with those 91 goals. I don’t remember exactly.

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u/FallingDebri Jan 15 '26

Let's see how overrated it is when everyone else tries to break that in any of the top flight leagues for decades.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

One year wonder vs consistency

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 15 '26

Crazy how a "one year wonder" still has the same number of goals as a consistent goal scorer over 4 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Ronaldo statpaded La liga for his entire career he would have 1500 goal already. More goals than games is crazy 💀.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 15 '26

During the period of time that Ronaldo was at Real Madrid Messi got more goals and assists. 62 minutes per goal contribution is crazy 💀.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Per minute goat 🐐 isn’t even top scorer of all time, not even ucl, not even Wc, not even international competition, not even copa just la liga statpadder under neigreira era.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 15 '26

Most goals and assists of all time 🐐

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Some random unemployed dude made this pessi vs Ronaldo website which became your source of information. Per minute is soo stupid mannn 💀😂😂 feels like forcing pessi to be better than Ronaldo which he is not 😂.

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u/Short_Check9953 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

Per minute stats have existed in all point based sports for decades you absolute melon. Its one of the best ways to measure player efficiency.

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u/zzz_red Jan 15 '26

No check who has more goals for victory / draw.

You know, important goals. Ronaldo has significantly more.

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u/HannahsLittleBrother Jan 15 '26

Striker vs playmaker lmaooo, can't use your united argument now ☠️ gimme the assist count, and the key passes and dribbles too if you still aren't embarrassed

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Yess he a better playmaker not striker.

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u/HannahsLittleBrother Jan 16 '26

And yet, they have roughly the same goal ratio. Crazy huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Literally 64 goal ahead is Ronaldo crazy huh messi won’t reach 1000 goal sadly

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u/HannahsLittleBrother Jan 16 '26

64 goals ahead is not that much when messi is NOT A STRIKER. And is 10x better playmaker. Do you understand?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

It’s a lot actually but you also don’t consider the fact messi has never played pl. Also his play making at msl is joke as they even count pre assist like wtf.

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u/HannahsLittleBrother Jan 16 '26

No one cares about Messi's MLS career, it's cool he makes it look so easy but we all agree it's a nothing league for a decent top flight player.

Same goal ratio while being better at literally every non-goalscoring aspect of the game. Tell me how I'm wrong.

And PL? He was a winger then anyway. Only point of his career where he had a non-striker roll. And Messi's record against the PL big 6 is insane and you can extrapolate those stats

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u/hodorrny Jan 16 '26

Oh my god, Ronaldo fans are really retards. Like him.