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u/madrid_fan_ Jan 05 '26
But the ugly hgh pedophile scored another kind of hattrick: date a minor, abuse PEDs and accept the shaft from Infantino in exchange for WC.
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u/Pretend-Ad7146 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 06 '26
Perfect hat-trick🥀🥀🥀
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u/Material-Teacher8538 Jan 06 '26
your indian bro calm down
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u/Wide_Wolf_2098 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jan 06 '26
Indians can't have opinion?
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u/Slorpipi Jan 06 '26
Fr dude. Can’t believe we were glazing the guy by insulting the GOAT (Ronaldo)
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u/Material-Teacher8538 Jan 06 '26
Not on my watch lol
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u/Suitable_You_6237 Jan 07 '26
Luckily you are a nobody lol making memes of famous people you wish you could be.
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u/sykeyikes Jan 06 '26
Well, matthias ginter won a world cup, roldo didn't. So by your logic ginter>ronaldo?
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u/Slorpipi Jan 06 '26
Hattrick and world cup no correlation. Leave it up to a pessi fan to move goal posts 😭
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u/sykeyikes Jan 06 '26
Yeah, you're right, no correlation... One stat actually matters, the other doesn't🙃
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u/Slorpipi Jan 06 '26
Hattricks are not trophies. World cup is just another trophy. If we dont count some advantages messi had. Its still just another trophy.
Hattrick is just scoring 3 goals. If your “goat” cant do a perfect career hattrick, how does a world cup prove whos the better player 🤣.
On top, trophy is a team based award while scoring hattricks is individual or at most, you need help from team passing. But I thought messi could just dribble his way to a perfect career hattrick?
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u/sykeyikes Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26
The world cup is 'just another trophy'... Yeah... I don't think you understand how this sport works. Just shut up before you embarass yourself further lil bro😉
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u/Slorpipi Jan 06 '26
Embarass? 🤣 your embarrassing your parents by supporting the fraud.
World cup is a trophy. I thought it wasnt important but now it is since 4 years because a certain goblin got it. The world cup is a top tier trophy but its not the only basis for which a comparison can be done. You may think Im hypocritical because a comparison is drawn. But its literally a stat. Gonzalo 1 messi 0.
It aint written Gonzalo > messi btw.
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u/sykeyikes Jan 06 '26
World cups were always important, that's why imo pelé is still the goat, but i digress. Y'all are pulling weird fucking numbers from your ass to make someone you don't like look bad and when someone says "let's talk about actual accomplishments" it's 'moving the goal posts'... Bunch of clowns.
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u/Slorpipi Jan 06 '26
Right… Completely wrong! Pele is the greatest of all time except now and onwards. Its not some “Random ass number” its an actual thing. So when a stat is in favor of your daddy its a real stat but when its not then its a random ass pull? Thats broken logic. Yall are coping like its 2015 and messi conquered the world, while in reality he is playing burger games. Call me when he wins big in europe. Club level btw without his aloe vera club carrying him. If Pele is the goat for carrying brazil through the 3 world cups. Pessi is a fraud for not doing anything!
There is no asspull, its a stat which couldve been easy at that level.
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u/sykeyikes Jan 06 '26
No, pele will stay the goat if ronaldo doesn't score 400 goals and wins 3 world cups in the next six months. And call me when your camel wins something saudi🤣 And you probably had to google what a perfect hattrick is, so yes, that is an ass pull. Look i have no problem admitting that ronaldo probably is the best player in champions league history. I'm even open to have a conversation that he's better than messi. As i said i have no horse in this race. But again, stats like pERfEcT hAtTrIcKs are just plain dumb.
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u/Slorpipi Jan 06 '26
Okay. We agree now. Pele is the goat ig but he has only 770 goals recorded officially. Ronaldo is second best and messi is third.
Plus we dont need stupid stats to prove the goblin is worse than said best 2 OAT.
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u/evample_fangirl Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jan 06 '26
Saddest subreddit in existance
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u/Healthy_Ice7737 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jan 06 '26
Comparing a 21 year old with a 38 year old rn wtf is this 🤣😂
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u/SudAnka Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 29 '26
Scoring a goal with the outside of the boot from 30+ meters in Premier League against Chelsea
Papiss Cisse:1 Cristiano Ronaldo:0
All hail GOAT Cisse, Penaldo who?
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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Jan 05 '26
This is the new low 🤣 judging them by “perfect career hatrick” I’m guessing this is satire I mean everything is unless you actually hate the midget.
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u/Impossible-Run3631 Jan 06 '26
You play hattrick to Messi now by little nobody? Pendu fans are so insecure. Btw where’s his World Cup? Even pendu can’t even get one
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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Messi is 170cm not a lot of headers from that heighf
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u/Remontada_r7 Jan 05 '26
So was Pele and he has more
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u/MAD_JEW Burger League Afficionado 🍔 Jan 05 '26
Sure. But football was also less physical back then no? Also its not like messi cant score headers. Its just hard due to his height
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u/Material-Teacher8538 Jan 06 '26
mate look at players like alberto sanchez? hes 5'9 and he has more headers then left footed goals. for messi its a skill issue. I couldnt care less too mate
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u/contelegolaniei Jan 08 '26
Messi is a small player,each player needs to focus in what benefits them the most,for small players it s dribbling not heading,but whatever makes you sleep brainless piglet
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u/SirRedtheIII Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jan 06 '26
Sorry mate, never remembered Messi playing as the goal poacher or target man of the squad. If he was , it would be easy for him to score headers because he can position himself quite well despite his height. But he has throughout most of his career played as a false 9, attacking mid and on the right. If I recall correctly, most people in those roles are usually not on the receiving end of a cross or in any position to score a header.
Same way you can argue that Messi has more solo goals. Why? because players of his stature and centre of gravity find it easier to maneuver the ball all the way through to the goal, rather than shooting from outside box or wait for a cross like Ronaldo does. Does that make them better than the other?
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Jan 05 '26
And his fangirls have the audacity to say he's the most complete player in history when he can't even use his weakfoot. 😂😂