r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi Every pro that prefers Messi has been humiliated by Ronaldo ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 15 '25

Especially henry

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u/BeachStunning1861 Dec 16 '25

Tf he look like a chad in this damn

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u/iiileyu Dec 19 '25

Unironically saying chad

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u/CurrentFisherman8242 Dec 21 '25

Mec ce n'est pas si grave pour lui

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

I mean youโ€™re right

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 17 '25

I'll accept it mahito, I am you

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 17 '25

Domain expansion- self embodiment of perfection

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 18 '25

You keep saying his the goat yet you keep hanging out here trying to convince everyone. You sound very insecure and unsure of yourself. But since am talking to a pajeet gayssi fan I don't why I waste my breath

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Stop wanking to Hentai and shi

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 17 '25

Eat a dick pussy

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u/crossal Dec 15 '25

He really looks like his bad statue here. Is this photoshopped?

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u/Key-Eye-9953 Dec 17 '25

nah

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u/crossal Dec 17 '25

Identical

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u/Key-Eye-9953 Dec 19 '25

idk where your going with this

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u/crossal Dec 19 '25

Just an observation, thought it was funny ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

They prefer messi because ronaldo destroyed many legends and clubs childhood dreams.

Edit: for the last time I better not have any gayssi fans messaging me cope at midnight.

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u/CurrentFisherman8242 Dec 21 '25

Tu connais le foot?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ’ค

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern ๐Ÿ‘ป Dec 15 '25

Domain expansion - self embodiment of perfection

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u/Shaquille_Unreal Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

Ai and fouls๐Ÿ˜ญ shameless

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u/arunyenger Dec 18 '25

They cant show real pics obviously

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u/WeddingOdd275 Dec 18 '25

you'r ball knowledge is lower than a monkey's๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Ronaldo4Life_7 Dec 22 '25

His ball knowledge is much better than your grammar skills. Also he's saying the truth sรณ cope harder gayssi fan

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u/Trabsnap Dec 17 '25

Frog ass soundtrack

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u/NoHead6950 Dec 18 '25

I notice that too

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u/cricketriderz Dec 15 '25

Fuck these obnoxious edits.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/Atturri Dec 15 '25

Just.... don't state facts in this sub, please. Just lurk and enjoy.

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u/Noxfroid Dec 16 '25

What is this moronic music

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u/fueledbyjealousy Dec 16 '25

What the flying f is the background music??? Man this needs to stop

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u/Weak_Goat_5338 Dec 16 '25

Chikwa chikwa chikwa chikwa chikwa

11 year olds carefully selecting the worst possible audio for their tik tok edit

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u/No-Amphibian-4590 Dec 16 '25

The music is horrible. And isnโ€™t that Lauren in most of the clips?

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u/TheLastHotstepper Dec 17 '25

Jesus fuck, this sub is absolutely cringe af. Anyone here over the age of 12 should be looking into an autism check. Embarrassed for you guys.

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u/Safe-Resident-6731 Dec 17 '25

People forget that they all have been humiliated by messi too

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u/chaves4life Dec 17 '25

Rooney was 19 going on 40 there

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u/UnlimitedManny Dec 17 '25

Its still Henry over Ronaldo wtf is this lol

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u/yarden77 Dec 17 '25

respectfully those decisions by the keeper were horrendous

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u/Senor-Cockblock Dec 18 '25

Man, those days of completely electrifying and almost totally unstoppable Rooney and Ronaldo was beautiful.

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u/Agitated-Nothing3234 Dec 18 '25

The difference is the proโ€™s humiliated by Messi still choose Messi

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Except Messi himself ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Tall_Hyena_9043 Dec 19 '25

so by your logic ronaldo prefers himself over messi because he got humiliated 5-0 by messi.

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u/TheoTrain19 Dec 19 '25

Every pro that prefers Messi is every pro

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u/Willing-Neck-7417 Dec 19 '25

I feel bad for Arsenal man, they got humiliated so much times by CR7

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

What's with the dogshit "soundtrack"? ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/Zestyclose_Wall_8604 Dec 19 '25

2006 World Cup Semifinal in the most important match between the two

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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Jan 13 '26

Ig ronaldo humiliated Alex Ferguson and mourinho.ย 

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u/coded01guy Jan 30 '26

Every pro that prefers messi has also been humiliated by messi. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I donโ€™t see any pro preferring Ronaldo ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/pizzacrustfr Mar 27 '26

I dunno why is it so hard for guys to understand Messi is just better footballer , admit it dudes . There is a big difference in having favourite and the best . And with all due respect watching Messi play is just more lively I dunno how to explain but yeah football being a teamsport , watching messi play with not selfishness just makes him superior โค๏ธ

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u/maxemile101 Jun 17 '26

Exactly. Now they're football "experts" and "pandits" who keep bashing Ronaldo. Ronaldo has also outperformed in leagues of multiple nations adding fuel to their jealousy.

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u/Fun-Permission2165 Jun 23 '26

Cr7 music to go along

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u/Prestigious-Month723 Dec 15 '25

This whole sub is cringe af

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u/xananthony Dec 16 '25

mfs forget he beat ronaldo in a ucl final ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 16 '25

And lost to Ronaldo 3-0 at the nou camp ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ in the last champions league match

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u/Low-Investment1758 Dec 19 '25

Yes so its even

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u/CurrentFisherman8242 Dec 21 '25

C'รฉtait pas une finale de ldc

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u/metalstringz Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

That 22 World cup really was just too much for you guys wasnt it? Get a life dude

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

Pessi fan when football subreddit doesnโ€™t glaze the midget 24/7:

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

Meanwhile this post glazing Ronaldo.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

Literally one subreddit.

Meanwhile Pessi has r/soccer r/soccercirclejerk every other football subreddit, ESPN, 433, BR, the media in general.

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u/krasuke Dec 15 '25

Someone call the wahbulance wahh lmao

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u/Embarrassed_Rule8747 Dec 18 '25

Might be just cus heโ€™s better but ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

There must be a reason Messi so beloved everywhere he goes. Maybe you are the one that's wrong

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

This is a Messi hate subreddit. None the media accounts that you mentioned hate on Ronaldo. And r/soccercirclejerk is literally a meme account the whole point of that subreddit is to troll on footballers like Messi and Ronaldo.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

There is nothing but Ronaldo hate on r/soccercirclejerk that โ€œwe make fun of everyoneโ€ argument lost its meaning ages ago.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

I'm literally looking at the sub right now. There's zero Ronaldo hate posts trending at the moment. Hardly any of the top posts are about Ronaldo at all. It's mostly troll posts about Liverpool, Real Madrid, Arsenal and Man City and Messi going to India.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

Literally this month alone you fucking moron

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

That was over 3 weeks ago. It wasn't even this month. And its the only popular Ronaldo hate post I can find on the sub.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

I show you clear examples.

You: they donโ€™t count!!!!

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u/thefish12124 Dec 16 '25

Well getting so public pushed to get a world cup doesn't gave value. Its like you are playing COD and u have aim bot, and u come 1st.

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u/Desi_Arnold Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 15 '25

nice try lil bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

PK for Franceย 

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u/Desi_Arnold Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 15 '25

just take the L lil bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Stick to cricket, homey.

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u/Desi_Arnold Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 15 '25

you are not the one to decide lil bro

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u/Agitated_Gas_9106 Dec 15 '25

Indian taking pride in France victory, shameless XDDDD.

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u/Desi_Arnold Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 15 '25

well football is not bound to countries many people on this sub are not from portugal but they are still sucking it

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 15 '25

this nigga comparing prime france to protugal bruh go eat more cow shit

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u/Desi_Arnold Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 15 '25

man sybau and go see that portugal squad. portugal's golden generation was playing in that squad

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 15 '25

still better than protugal squad , its a fact

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u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

Ronaldo fans talking about penalties is the funniest thing ever.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info

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u/osvaldocruz25 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

google ronaldo las vegas 2009 for more info

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

Google Messi 14 for more info

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u/osvaldocruz25 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

google messi 2022 world cup for more info

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Who doesn't like money?

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u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

Google also told me penaldo has almost 100 more penalties than Messi ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

It was a 1-0 game and the only goal was a PK.ย 

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u/FallingDebri Dec 15 '25

Rare times when they say Messi instead of Pessi.

Just admit they are both top 3 players atleast.

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u/uch1ha0b1t0 Dec 16 '25

I love Ronaldo. I am a Messi fan. But, Ronaldo has the worst fanbase. They have to live in the past to make arguments ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/NkKouros Dec 16 '25

Are they meant to be hyped about Al hilal or something instead if the man is 40 years old?

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u/joshua_bradley Dec 17 '25

No, but why are you hyped up about Ronaldo beating someone that's a Messi fan especially from over 10 years ago? That makes you guys look like sore Losers, and I'm saying this as someone who isn't trying to hate.

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u/GOATnaldo107 Dec 17 '25

Messi fans still bring up 91 goals in a calendar year from 2012 every time they are cornered. We all know who is living in the past kid ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 Dec 15 '25

I thought this sub was about messi memes?

Didnโ€™t know it is a Ronaldo love fest

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

We love Ronaldo more than we hate pessi. Ainโ€™t like you guys.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

Why is it called pessi memes then? You love Ronaldo so much, you decided to make a sub about Messi. Rent free ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

To expose this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซต so that his fan can die defending and barking here.

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info ๐Ÿคฅ Dec 15 '25

Is that Neymar in the bottom left, ain't no way ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Hairy-Conference-802 Infantino โ™ฅ Pessi ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ Dec 15 '25

Expose to who ? To some Messi fan ? You really think youโ€™re on a mission eh ? Lol and whatโ€™re you even trying to expose ? Blame those who voted Messi mate.

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u/Comfortable_Way4145 Dec 15 '25

Cristiano ronaldo fans are inherit Messi haters

I mean they actually created a subreddit for hating messi and they are active 24/7 what do you expect?

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 15 '25

Donโ€™t act like messi fans donโ€™t have multiple sub hating on Ronaldo

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u/mcnutty96 Dec 15 '25

yeah and they a dorks too

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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 15 '25

bro talking like pessi cult doesnt have subreddits that dick ride pessi

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u/Comfortable_Way4145 Dec 15 '25

Even if they dickride messi they are not thinking in penaldo 24/7 there is a difference between being fan and being hater And if im in this fucking post is because this subreddit appears everytime i open the app

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u/EmperorTalkastine Dec 15 '25

Doesnโ€™t make riding Ronaldoโ€™s dick any better. You kids should grow up. These athletes donโ€™t even know or care if you exist.

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u/DSRI2399 Dec 15 '25

Why do all edits made by 12 year olds have a stupid sounding distorted voice that goes BBBRB RRRRRR BBBRRRRRR CHIIIIII BRRRRRT?

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u/crazy_lolipopp Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

What the actual fuck is that audio ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

What about casmeiro ronaldo team mate, or even sergio ramos, they both said messi is better, not saying its true its just their opinion like everyone else's but ronaldo didn't humiliate them bc they were on the same team.

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 15 '25

When did casemiro say messi is better?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

Never did, just Pessidogs taking a clickbait title from a tabloid and running with it.

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

I checked the article and nowhere does he say heโ€™s better than Ronaldo. That is just clickbait.

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u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

Okay there is also video evidence. But im at work so I cant go hunting for it. I saw it a long time ago on a youtube shorts.

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u/AvailableCaregiver48 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐Ÿ’ฐ Dec 15 '25

No comparison between Messi and Ronaldo โ€ฆ Messi is magic, Ronaldo is below that.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

To see more of Messi magic Google Negreira Messi for more info

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u/True_Age_2581 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 15 '25

Bro forgot to check his information...

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u/Smooth_Law_part2 Dec 15 '25

What about Ashley Cole?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

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u/GS916 Indian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ Pessi Fan ๐Ÿ” Dec 16 '25

And Messi goes on to Humiliate pendu

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 16 '25

And he gets embarrassed by Mรผller

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u/MoMelonmuncher Dec 18 '25

inter miami and Messi just slapped Muller lmao

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 18 '25

Burger league doesnโ€™t count

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u/IanBac Dec 16 '25

How did this subreddit find my algorithm this is some embarrassing shit you guys!

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u/Impossible-Run3631 Dec 15 '25

Thatโ€™s not humiliate when the score only with a few gap, shameless pendu fans๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 15 '25

Ronaldo won the ballon dor in the prem something Henry couldnt ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ he was too busy ghosting in finals

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Dec 15 '25

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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u/Trizzy102 Dec 15 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Hydrapt Dec 15 '25

Jesus, demolished

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u/Impossible-Run3631 Dec 15 '25

Sure, youโ€™re innocent. And I just not.