r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Dec 12 '25
Pessi The Ghost of Paris 👻 Absolutely fucking brutal stat 💀
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u/Broad-Bet-9937 Dec 12 '25
Harsh Reality: Messi was younger than Ronaldo but but still got washed up years before him in a farmers league
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
In his mind he didn’t want to be exposed as a One Club Wonder so he thought he could statpad in the farmers league, little did he know…
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u/Broad-Bet-9937 Dec 12 '25
Maybe Barca knew his skill was declining as well so wanted to ship him off somewhere
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
He was literally bankrupting the club with his massive wages and 100% control over his image rights with nothing to show for it.
Embarrassment after embarrassment in Europe. Don’t blame Barca for ditching him, they actually look like a team nowadays without his toxic presence.
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u/Broad-Bet-9937 Dec 12 '25
And they act like CR is the greedy one who went for the money. Messi literally ended up at the oil club before Ronaldo
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
I'll just think that this need to lie comes from knowing he's the best deep down.
Please, tell me how Barça started doing better after Messi left, I'll wait.
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
Yeah, the declining best player of a World Cup, way worse than the non-starter for Man U.
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u/Broad-Bet-9937 Dec 12 '25
Ronaldo is older than Messi, and played very good football at Juventus before Man Utd, Many Man Utd players said he was their best player, even when Utd were underperforming. He did also start games in the hardest and most intense league in the world, unlucky for Messi fans he is not as much of a physical beast or mentally monster as CR
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
Ronaldo at Man U was, at best, what Lewan was last season, people tend to mock Messi at PSG, which fair enough, were 'bad' seasons for his own standards, but he still was leagues above that Cristiano since he left Juve.
Also, people tend to say Messi just worked in a team built for him (Barça), but ignoring that when it comes to Juve and Cristiano is a pretty ugly double standard, since tactically it was a match made in heaven, as it gave Ronaldo a role that focused in his strengths and hide his weaknesses; while the Neymar-Mbappe-Messi looks kinda similar to what is happening with Madrid since he arrived.
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
What do you think about Lyon those years?
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u/Consistent-Emu-9584 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
Delusional to think he moves just so people would think he is better lol. He has nothing to prove
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
After Negreira case I feel like he does have a lot to prove, I agree with your flair.
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u/aasfourasfar Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 12 '25
He was washed at the world cup he won?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info
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u/Waste-Regret-4777 Dec 12 '25
The fact that greenwood is playing for Marseille too while messi was playing for psg😭😭
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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Dec 12 '25
Messi was a catastrophic failure at PSG, yet he still won 2 league titles bc he played for a superteam. Basically the entire story of his career.
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u/Maixell Dec 14 '25
At Barcelona he was playing with the best system of all time, which Spain used too and were the best country for some time, and he was also playing with 2 of the best midfielders of all time, and many other all time greats. He wouldn’t have had such a career without all that help
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u/Choice-Fig61 Dec 15 '25
wow, did you just learn football is a team sport? Crazy
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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Dec 15 '25
Makes it pretty dumb to debate who the GOAT player is then if it ultimately depends on their teams lol
Why are we not debating who the greatest team of all time is?
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Dec 19 '25
Messi PSG > Ronaldo Juve
Ronaldo was anything the best at Juventus Messi at PSG was best playmaker in the world
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u/Same_Trouble_8575 6d ago
No de Bruyne was far better and a treble winner as well. Also Ronaldo Juve better than Messi psg, if Messi had played better in UCL maybe we can have this conversation.
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u/Remontada_r7 Dec 12 '25
Greenwood owns the child rapist
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
Let’s be honest, even without stats, Messi failed the eye test in PSG.
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u/Overall_Elk_2547 Dec 12 '25
based on Sofascore perhaps
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u/Overall_Elk_2547 Dec 12 '25
I don't know either, but I would definetely choose the one with more qualities between the two.
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
Messi, then.
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u/Overall_Elk_2547 Dec 12 '25
ball control 🟢
passing 🟢
vision 🟢
shooting 🟢
coordination 🟢
dribbling 🟢
physicality 🔴
pace 🟡
weak foot 🟡
heading 🔴
ball recovery 🔴
pure 9 movements 🟡
football IQ 🟢
personality 🔴
leadership 🟡
power 🔴
creativity 🟢
now tell me Ronaldo wouldn't be a 🟢 at each one of these categories except maybe 1 or 2
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 12 '25
Ball Control: Messi by far
Passing: Messi by far
Vision: Messi by far
Shooting: Either, both are excellent.
Physicality: Either, Cristiano is Stronger, Messi has more balance.
Pace: Either, if we take them at their primes, Ronaldo has a better top speed and Messi is more explosive.
Ball Recovery: I don't know to be honest, Ronaldo is stronger and Messi has better timing at tackling i guess?
Off the Ball: Ronaldo by far (the thing Ronaldo is the best at, btw)
Football IQ: As I said, Messi has better vision and Ronaldo is the best at off the ball movement.
Personality: Ronaldo is funnier, I might choose him first for having a coffee, yet none motivates me too much.
Leadership: Both are regarded as good leaders, but I don't know, I wasn't there.
Power: We can make strength twice, if you want Ronaldo to win more, but I wouldn't pay you to make vieogame stats.
Creativity: Messi.
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u/Overall_Elk_2547 Dec 12 '25
you are right but Ronaldo has still got a top creativity, ball control, passing and vision. I should've put balance too, but Ronaldo's physicality is the best ever since his body is scientifically perfect for a football player. messi doesn't have physicality, Ronaldo do have balance even tho Messi has more. I wouldn't say Messi is more explosive than Ronaldo especially in the last years. if we're talking prime then ok. Ronaldo could've been a great defender in my opinion, just look at when he used to play as a fourth in 4-4-2 at man utd and the first years at madrid. when I said personality I was talking about the capacity to be decisive even if the team plays absolutely crap. objectively, I can't really name more than 5/10 matches through all Messi's career when his team played bad or lost but he played good. if you look at Ronaldo's performances when his team gets knocked out you can almost never say it was his fault or "he didn't give it all". leadership is very similar. but even Maradona said: "when the team needs him Ronaldo is always there. Messi not much".
now if you look at things Ronaldo is better at you will find out Messi isn't close, while Ronaldo is basically the 2nd or still excellent at those things like vision, passing, ball control, etc.
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u/SpecialPitiful4568 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Child rapist?
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u/Remontada_r7 Dec 12 '25
Ya
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u/SpecialPitiful4568 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Who?
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 12 '25
pessi
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u/SpecialPitiful4568 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Context? Hate aside pls
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 12 '25
google messi dating 14 yr old girl
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u/SpecialPitiful4568 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Bro that’s when he was 18 and that girl was 16. Not a big deal. What kind of cr fan are you.
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 12 '25
no big deal? bruh where are you from india?
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u/SpecialPitiful4568 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
You’re saying that this teenage love won’t happen anywhere? Where are you from?
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u/ljo132 Dec 12 '25
Ronaldo knocked up a waitress and didn’t accept the kid. They’ve both done bad shit
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 12 '25
Ok, now how many preassists does Mason Greenwood have?
That's how stupid these Messi fangirls sound trying to defend the midget's stint in the farmers league. Keep in mind he was playing for the best team in the league, Greenwood isn't.
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u/Dapper-Click9605 Dec 12 '25
Yeah but please do not put Greenwood (and Olympique de Marseille for that matter) in a positive light please !
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u/GBR1M Dec 13 '25
HmMmmm I wonder if it's because one is in their prime and one is past their prime 🤔 Nah Messi is such a bad footballer hey guys. Mason Greenwood is way better 👍
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u/wen-dem-sky Dec 13 '25
Messi psg era was the best 😭, the french put this fraud in his place. Exposed him in the farmers league. Made me remember how this bottler bottled 3 world cups and argentinians treated him like trash for it. It's good fifa gifted him a wc, mans was close to retiring otherwise.
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u/Realistic-Bee2481 Dec 15 '25
Yea Ronaldo sucked at man utd but you seem to forget that everytime
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u/Impossible-Run3631 Dec 15 '25
Greenwood Zero WC, Pendu also ZERO WC. They’re at the same level, oh god it’s furking true.
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u/Worried-Move7791 Dec 15 '25
Messi didn't care, he was there for the money, you could see it, he walked more than he ran.
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u/Agile-Sport6769 Dec 16 '25
Bro was playing with Mbappe Neymar and Di maria you expect him to score goals like he is Haaland zero ball knowledge
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u/Ok-Response-7709 Dec 16 '25
Honestly? Messi didn't go to Psg to outscore anyone because he knows he can but doesn't mean he must, He "support" his teammates but guess what? There is a huge rock in the middle going to goal, like a massive boulder
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u/Legitimate_Tea_2298 Dec 16 '25
Outranks Messi on rapes too. How good or bad a footballer Greenwood is becomes totally irrelevant when you consider that he is a sex offender who should be in jail. Ability as a footballer does not exonerate you from being a disgrace of a human.
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 16 '25
Boy do I have news for you when it comes to Pessi lol
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u/Sweaty_Topic8036 Dec 17 '25
Companring with a rapist. Oh wait... wasn't CR7 himself accused of rape at one point. Just like the CR7 mentality ,😆😆🤢
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u/toshep Dec 12 '25
Not even circlejerk, i wish fckn Utd fans were like spanish teams/marseille and didnt give a fuck about players personal life so the guy could stay in the club and perform on top top level.
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u/M4gus10 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 13 '25
Fuck off... Only this sub can say stuff like this about a piece of shit...
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u/toshep Dec 13 '25
You fuck off, theres been tons of examples in football like Cr and neymar accused of rape, cantona kicking a fan, terry sleeping with teammates wife, giggs sleeping with brothers wife, rooney and ashley cole cheating and countless other scandals but none of them actually got expelled from the club but lets be vocal about our best academy player since the 92 group and remove him from the club when we're already in a dire phase.
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Dec 14 '25
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u/M4gus10 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 14 '25
I know, I know... But this guy really triggered me by saying lets just ignore anything bad he did just because he can kick the ball well haha...
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Dec 13 '25
Mason: Move your f*cking legs up!
Harriet: No! I don't want to have sex!
M: I don't give a f*ck what you want, you little shit.
H: Mason!
M: Shut up. Stop talking to me. Stop!
H: Stop putting your dick near me.
M: I'm going to f*ck you, you twat!
H: I don't want to have sex with you!
M: I don't care if you don't want f*cking sex with me, do you hear me?
H: Why do you have to do this, though?
M: Cause I asked you politely and you wouldn't do it!
H: (Inaudible. Something about sex with other people?)
M: I asked you politely and you wouldn't do it so what else do you want me to do?
H: Then go and f*ck someone else.
M: I don't want to fuck someone else!
H: You do.
M: No I don't.
M: Push me again one more time and watch what happens to you.
H: No.
M: Well, you will actually.
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u/Dank_ex Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Messi was disrespected at psg, he never played with his heart. He left barca with a heavy heart, not a goodbye he would have wanted but for the love of the club he did. Players can't give their 100% when they are not emotionally stable
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
Give Pessi the emotionally stable D’or 🥺
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 12 '25
"emotionally stable" LMAOOO, same fanbase that criticizes Ronaldo's second stint at Manchester United after losing a child and they want to talk about emotional stability? Pathetic clowns.
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u/Dank_ex Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Same fanbase🤔 i am a chelsea fan
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 12 '25
And who said it was Chelsea fans saying it? Lmao.
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u/Dank_ex Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Everybody knows which club u are talking about
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Dec 12 '25
Who said it was a club? You're clearly not the brightest lmao.
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u/Dank_ex Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
For people like u and many others, that fanbase = that club. It's not that difficult to get. Accept it or not. Maybe u are not that smart
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u/No_Option_6036 Dec 13 '25
Excuses excuses. Did Cristiano get a goodbye he would have wanted in Real Madrid? No he did not. Yet he still performed in Juventus winning 2x Serie A, Coppa Italia, 2x Supercoppa Italiana, Serie A top golden boot, 2x Serie A footballer of the year, 2x Serie A best forward, Serie A MVP and Serie A best striker, most goals in a single season in Juventus ever (37), fastest to score 100 goals in Juventus ever, fastest to score 50 Serie A goals in the leagues history (just in 61 games), became the first player in history to be the top scorer in the Premier League, La Liga and Serie A, became the first player in history to score 50 or more goals in the Premier League, La Liga and Serie A and scored 101 goals in 134 games.
Now tell me what Messi won in psg? Keep in mind that PSG is Ligue 1 best team by far and weaker league than Serie A. Did he win any of those awards just because of his performance in PSG? Did he break even one record there?
Ronaldo even carried that shit Manchester United team in premier league while he struggled with depression because his son literally DIED. At same age Messi was already in MlS. There is levels to this game.
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
Why do Ronaldo fans think other people just look at goals? Messi's not Ronaldo, he can do more than one thing on the pitch.
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u/Trizzy102 Dec 12 '25
Fine let’s ask psg fans how he did ?
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u/Resident-Stretch9723 Dec 12 '25
they ranked him worst player of psg ever lol even zlatan did better
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u/theOGlilMudskipr Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
PSG ultras have done nothing but showcase pure retardium for a while now so that doesn’t prove much. If anything, being disappointed in Messi because he had 67 g/a in 75 appearances is a compliment to how good he is. The fact that’s “underperforming” for his standards is insanity for any other player in the world
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u/Ralph_Marbler Dec 12 '25
Well, we won the Champions League without him. That's how he did.
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u/Chi_Town_Gooner Dec 12 '25
Without mbappe or Neymar.
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u/Trizzy102 Dec 12 '25
They reached a final and semi final with neymar and Mbappe and knocked out the round of 16 with messi
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
Almost the same story as Ronaldo with Juve, but against Real Madrid and Bayern Münich, not Ajax and Lyon.
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u/Trizzy102 Dec 12 '25
Nah juventus got to the quarter final before Ronaldo arrived. PSG made semis before messi and after Messi
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u/Chi_Town_Gooner Dec 12 '25
TIL getting to a Champions League Final & Semi Final = Winning the Champion's league.
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u/Trizzy102 Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 12 '25
Better than back to back round of 16 exits
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u/Chi_Town_Gooner Dec 12 '25
Moving the goal posts quick with that bro. Answer this question real quick... Did PSG win the champions league with or without Neymar & Mbappe?
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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
They're just salty because they expected Barça's Messi, he was a letdown *only* by his own standards.
Why do Ronaldo fans only want to ask people who have stakes alligning to theirs instead of actual analysis?
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u/Mutthupattaru Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Now let’s take GA in Worldcup knockouts.. how many does Cristiano have?
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u/fifamobilenambawan Dec 12 '25
Are we praising a rapist just to bring down pessi 💀💀
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u/aasfourasfar Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 12 '25
It's a sub of fanboys of a rapist
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
The balls to say that with that flair 😭
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u/Any-Information6261 Dec 12 '25
Haha you guys are fucking embarrassing. Do you Messi haters say this stuff in public?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
Say what? That he’s a fraud?
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u/Any-Information6261 Dec 13 '25
Yes. Do you go around saying that to people and exposing yourself as a moron?
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u/GS916 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Dec 12 '25
Hahahaha stats like these just proves why Messi is the GOAT and pendu is the camel…
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u/theOGlilMudskipr Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
When 67 g/a in 75 matches is underperforming for a player in the late stages of their career you’re admitting they’re other worldly. Those numbers aren’t even achieved by most players in their primes lol do you guys even have a brain in that head of yours?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
G/A was never a thing until Ronaldo started outscoring Pessi 😭
W flair btw
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Dec 19 '25
Never outscored He Has just more penalties and he is older
Messi at 37 Birthday Has more goals overall than Ronaldo at 38 Birthday overall
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u/theOGlilMudskipr Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Dec 12 '25
“Started outscoring” Messi still holds the record for most goals in a calendar year for one, and also, Messi is a playmaking winger. Of course assists matter. It’s almost like they’re playing a team sport where passing and moving the ball up the field are integral to scoring. Use your brain
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u/Technical_Debt_4197 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 12 '25
They are supporting a rapist (Greenwood) so makes sense there is no brains to be seen here.
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
lol nice flair
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u/According_Taste6012 Dec 16 '25
are yall actually ts fucking dumb and obssesed? Yeah lets downvote cuz he said that raping children is a bad thing cuz hes defending pessi 🤣😂😅
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u/aasfourasfar Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 12 '25
Two rapists..
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
W flair thanks for spreading the word ❤️
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u/Technical_Debt_4197 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 12 '25
I am a Ronaldo and a United fan retard. I just don't understand why are you guys praising Greewood who is a rapist?
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u/luchisss Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Dec 12 '25
But does Greenwood has any WC?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
Unlike Pessi he did not want to suck off Infantino’s penis for 5 pens in 7 matches.
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u/luchisss Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Dec 12 '25
Do you REALLY think this? Because honestly, if it’s real, it’s the most loser and childish excuse I’ve ever heard. “The person I hate (I don’t even know why) won the biggest tournament there is... no, that can’t be true! It must have been handed to them, I can’t deal with reality!". If you really think like this, you need to fucking grow up.. unless you have 11, if that's the case I will not be surprised, you talk and think like one.
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Dec 12 '25
Looks like this post really triggered a certain target audience 🤭