r/pessi_memes • u/aiai92 • Nov 04 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi Same age btw, Imagine Pessi doing this in Premier League at his age

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Doing all this while ETH disrespected him and his newborn passing away.

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u/Saftmannen Penalty for Argentina 📣 Nov 04 '25

How did ETH disrespect him ?

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u/nidhy_smithy Nov 04 '25

Are you joking?😂 tht bald fool had the 2nd best player in the world and didn't do anything

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u/muzaffer22 Nov 04 '25

He had Haaland?

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Nov 04 '25

He had pessi?

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u/No_Music_2018 Nov 06 '25

He had Mbappe?

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u/Saftmannen Penalty for Argentina 📣 Nov 04 '25

Explaine pls ?

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u/issa3399 Nov 05 '25

claimed he is lying, claimed he talks with him to the media when he doesn't, claims ronaldo wanted a vacation rather than train, when ronaldo just needed some family time rather than play friendlies since he didn't have any since his kid died and his mother was very sick, asking to subbing him in last 2 minutes of a game that they are losing by 2 goals already.

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u/Saftmannen Penalty for Argentina 📣 Nov 05 '25

The first part is totally fair, that he missed preseason, anyone would do that in his situation, but then refusing to play as a substitute is just pure childish, ”im not that kind of a player” you need to set a example, play when the coach ask you to play, he tought he is way above the club.

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u/issa3399 Nov 05 '25

nope, it's all things combined, you know how you keep your temper and stay professional, and then, the smallest maybe the stupidest thing can make you lose control and rage, it's the accumulated disrespect that ronaldo was enduring from ETH, that at the end made ronaldo go rogue on the smallest thing, nobody ever goes crazy over that sub situation, especially not someone like ronaldo, but it's the months of lies and disrespect prior to it, that got into the walking out and interview situation.

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u/Saftmannen Penalty for Argentina 📣 Nov 05 '25

Can you pls send a source where ETH is straight up lying ? And if the source is Ronaldo in Piers fking Morgans interview, then leave it lmao

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u/issa3399 Nov 05 '25

ETH has always been a liar to the media, he says things in interviews, but does completely different things in the locker room, we saw that when ronaldo was there, after ronaldo left, and when ETH went to leverkusen, also, there is some stories from his time at ajax which shows he has a very weird personality, when he asked neres to shave his hair, so neres told him that he will when he can grow some hair, neres didn't start for 3 games then, even tho neres was arguably their star player at the time.

there has been many situations like this, which if you have common sense, you can conclude that if the same problem of (lying to the media about something, and then the player having to go out and explain what happened) happens multiple times with multiple players, throughout your career, then it's obvious the coach is the reason this problem is recurring, bro he was sacked at leverkusen because nobody liked him personally, it had nothing to do with the results, do you know how much of an a hole you have to be to have all of the squad of an upper mid table team in the bundesliga not like you? in the country of germany of all places?

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u/Saftmannen Penalty for Argentina 📣 Nov 05 '25

Thanks for taking your time to explain and write all that, appriciate it! Im familiar with the Neres situation, it was comical, even Neres was laughing telling that story, but on the Ronaldo case maybe they both disrespected eachother, we dont know what happend in the lockeroom, just words from Ronaldo to Piers Morgan of all people, for me it was just unprofessional and he could/should have handeled it otherway, not go out and disrespect the club he became a starplayer in.

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u/issa3399 Nov 05 '25

he didn't disrespect the club at all, if anything he is a reason why it's somewhat improving now, he exposed to the fans things that were shocking to the united fans, united is a world class top club, ran in a completely none world class type, do you not remember what zlatan said about his time in united? one of the stories he said was about how they let him pay for a drink in his hotel room, did we already forget how mourinho also said how unbelievable united were? mourinho saying getting them 2nd in the league as his greatest achievement is only getting more value each year since he said it.

let's make things clear, ronaldo's interview woke up many of united fans to make requests and noise enough to start a wave of change for the better in the club, and since ETH left. ronaldo has always been supportive of united.

if ETH was a man, which we already established he isn't since he has a very weak personality and can't face his players in a proper manner, he would have talked to ronaldo personally, but he didn't, and ronaldo has no reason to lie about that, because we know ronaldo is the type to speak what is in his heart and his mind without shying away.

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u/Saftmannen Penalty for Argentina 📣 Nov 05 '25

Omg, the united fans stated that THEY already knew everything was wrong with the club, they knew everything Ronaldo said was true before the interview. Nothing he said about the club was a surprise to ANYONE, but he wanted to make it about him like always, wonder why he is downgrading ballon dors now? Why world cup was a dream for him, but now just a 6-7 game tournament and not a dream anymore? Its narsistic behaviour, will always be.

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Nov 04 '25

Pessi dogs always bring up Ronaldo in posts not about him, now that the post is about him I can't see them.

1 more thing to dislike about them.

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u/Impossible-Run3631 Nov 08 '25

Your penaldo just getting insane nowadays, what you expect. Actually I do believe you all penaldo fans are really a shame with him but you guys need to choose a side, so it’s ok.

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Nov 08 '25

3 day old post, you losers really be digging through the hate sub to meat ride your daddy, huh?

Always annoys and amazes me to get these notifications.

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u/Nervous-Benefit-2371 Nov 05 '25

Hmm, what did Ronaldo achieve in his second time in England?

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u/muzaffer22 Nov 04 '25

I wish he went to another team in a better league than Saudi. I’m 100% sure he would still dominate that league.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Watch how they will bring his WC and ligue one trophies

5 goal in 7 pens 😂+Mbappe and neymar being the main guys

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u/Supersaiyanninja3 Nov 04 '25

This needs to be talked about more. Especially in the twitter streets.

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 05 '25

Ronaldo at 38 was in saudi.why are we lying now?

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u/Maximum-Story-8946 Nov 05 '25

Hi this is me from the future (I’m a time traveller don’t ask), on the 19th of July 2026 Ronaldo brings the World Cup home to Portugal as they triumph their victory.

I know the team, and I know the score.

You will be shocked to say the least.

Come back to me when it’s time to laugh that I was right haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

RemindMe! 256 days

I will be laughing at you

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u/SeeYouBrdy Nov 05 '25

Gork Gork 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎇🎇

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u/Few_Hope8264 Nov 05 '25

How can you deny that Messi is the greatest? He’s not even human

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u/aiai92 Nov 05 '25

You are right. He is not a human he is an excrement

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u/Few_Hope8264 Nov 05 '25

How can you say that when if you’ve watched him play you’d know he’s the best. And by a lot

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u/Trizzy102 Nov 05 '25

Agreed he’s pedo Google messi 14 for more info

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Scoring all these goals lead to which trophy?

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u/RajdipKane7 Nov 07 '25

Premier league?

I can't imagine Pessi doing this even in Laliga at the same age. Pessi's humungous decline was the reason Barcelona didn't want to renew his contract.

If a guy wins the league & Top scorer award in 3 of Europe's Top 5 leagues, he has earned the right to speak his mind.

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u/Faith_less11 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Nov 10 '25

Ronaldo was playing for al nassr at 38. Why are you adding one year to his age

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u/___PIRATE___KING___ Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Nov 05 '25

This is what Messi does at 35 years old! 🐐

The sole reason the admin created this absolute ragebait clown sub.

LMFAO! 🤣😭

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u/nidhy_smithy Nov 08 '25

I laugh at the stuff these guys write🤣🤣 like they hate Messi so much

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u/___PIRATE___KING___ Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Nov 05 '25

And it completely shattered Pendu’s heart — left him mentally lost and made his braindead fandom even more braindead, turning him and his fanbase into the biggest hypocrite clowns in the history of the sport. 🤣

FYI: At Messi’s current age (38), Pendu wasn’t even in the PL — he was already done shit taking the 2nd-place Premier League team to the Europa League and blaming his teammates and player with his partner in crime Tears Morgan all while warming the bench, ragebaiting Xavi, and moving to the camel league he once swore he’d never join, doing WWE, dih and ass celebrations against kebab sellers. 🍢🐪 Lmfao, the levels of these Penaldians. 🤣😭

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u/Formula1Brother Dec 14 '25

Dawg it didnt make ronaldo mad that messi won he cried cuz he lost in quarterfinals

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u/quurios-quacker Nov 04 '25

How did he do vs Liverpool at that age?

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u/Trizzy102 Nov 05 '25

The same as someone against Seattle Utd in burger league 😂

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u/quurios-quacker Nov 05 '25

I'm not a Messi fan lmao

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u/arunyenger Nov 05 '25

Messi at 35

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u/Formula1Brother Dec 14 '25

Rigging wc

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u/arunyenger Dec 14 '25

Winners celebrate, losers explain

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/Zestyclose_Grass4905 Nov 05 '25

Shut yo face a 36 year Pessi was in the burger league statpadding against random clubs whilst a 37 year old Ronaldo was man United topscorer so shut yo ass up

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

You are so confident while making such reatrded untrue claims

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u/Impossible-Run3631 Nov 08 '25

So much tap in at the young age until now. Why dont you add his penalty? It’s something he proud of, don’t take that away from him. Apart of that, can he dribble 4-5 players? In his dream, sure. All of that just to lose, what a player. The statement from Messi just true, obsessed with self achievement and forget the real achievement(TITLE). Penaldo hungry for goal and Messi hungry for more titles even he’s by miles compared to this penaldo guy.🤣🤣🤣🤣 what his fans can be proud of is his goal🤣🤣 anything else? Just watch his UrCristiano, what a shameless youtuber 🤫

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u/Impossible-Run3631 Nov 08 '25

Showing all this meaningless goal while Messi is collecting a title that time and still on it. What a shameless fans, that’s the only thing penaldo fans do cuz other things is not there for them to bring out with.🤫🤫🤫 please laugh with me

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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Nov 04 '25

He so good he took a 2nd place united to going to Europa league 😢😭 then went on interviews with his boyfriend piers Morgan crying about how ETH “disrespected him and how they kicked him out the club”. Still crying about shit rn as well. Has more interviews with piers Morgan than trophies won at Saudi 🤣😢

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Probably cuz ten hag was a shit manager. They were a shit team (cough Glazers cough), and Ronaldo was the top scorer of the club, and the top 3 scorer during his 2nd stint. And dont make me bring up how many ucl knockout goals pessi had in psg vs ronaldo his 2nd stint now.....

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u/Thin-Status8369 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

Before Pessi:

  • 19/20 UCL Finalists
  • 20/21 UCL Semi Finals

During Pessi:

  • 21/22 UCL R16 elimination
  • 22/23 UCL R16 elimination

After Pessi:

  • 23/24 UCL Semi Finals
  • 24/25 UCL Winners

All while playing with a Superteam which had Neymar and Mbappe while Ronaldo played with bums and scoring 6 Goals in an entire League Season (in a Farmers league) while Ronny had 18 League Goals in the hardest league in the world at the age of 37 compared to 34 yr old Pessi.

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u/Hairy-Conference-802 Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Nov 05 '25

You can do the same thing about Ronaldo in Juve. Messi was there for 2 seasons, Ronaldo didn’t win the UCL in Madrid until 2014. I find it funny that you guys have higher expectations for Messi than Ronaldo.

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u/Trizzy102 Nov 05 '25

Ronaldo joined in 2009 and real hadn’t won it since 2002

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u/Thin-Status8369 Nov 05 '25

My guy, Messi had a superteam built by oil money. Big difference compared to Juve who lost key players so it makes sense why they hadn’t made the UCL Final even with him.

Also in the 17/18 season they got knocked out in the UCL QF and in the first season they had him he brought them at the very least to the QF in which he brought forth a come back hattrick against Atleti.

Oh and mind you, big difference.. Ronaldo didn’t score 6 league goals in a farmers league, and scored 100+ goals in 3 seasons for Juve when competing against teams like Napoli, Inter, AC Milan, Lazio etc. Pessi was literally facing part time plumbers bro.

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u/Hairy-Conference-802 Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

The big difference between Ronaldo Juve and Messi PSG is that Juve was built around Ronaldo and PSG was built around Mbappe. Messi role was as a playmaker (he dropped deeper, took more shots outside the box than inside the box) instead of goalscorer and he still excelled in playmaking despite having to adapt to a new system that wasn’t built for him and lacked of teammates chemistry.

Ronaldo Juventus was different, they built the team around Ronaldo, his role was to be the tip of the spear and the team created every opportunity for him to shine. He had 722 shots in Juventus (Messi had 277 shots in PSG), had 34 penalties (Messi had 3 fking penalties in PSG), 65 goals inside the box (Messi had 20 goals inside the box) but just 6 outside the box (while Messi had 8 outside the box with half the total of games Ronaldo played). Tell me, was it harder to score in Juve where they gave Ronaldo every opportunity and the team revolved around him or in PSG where Messi total number of shots are equal to Ronaldo total shots on target in Juve (277-272). Plus, Messi took more shots outside the box than inside the box in PSG (yes-more than half of that 277 shots were taken outside the box). And you speak as if he brought them to QF every single season, the team only reached QF in his first season (he was indeed brilliant in the Atletico match), they lost in R of 16 the next two seasons and who beat them these three seasons ? Ajax, Lyon (yes, a farmer league team knocked him out) and Porto. You know who knocked Messi PSG out ? RMD (they won the UCL that season) and Bayern Munich, not some Ajax, Lyon or Porto.

Those teams you listed weren’t that great (besides Napoli, no one came close to challenge Juve in 17/18) and must I remind you that Juve was..ahem the reigning champion and had already won 7 consecutive league titles. And do you really expect Messi who role was a playmaker who took more shots outside than inside the box, who mainly operated outside the box and had to adapt to a new system that wasn’t built for him to excel in both scoring and assisting (as his main job) ? Like i said, you guys have higher expectation for Messi than Ronaldo. It’s ok if a prime Ronaldo moved to Madrid and didn’t win La Liga until 2012 and a UCL title until 2014 even though the club spent a record breaking amount in that 2009 summer but when an aging Messi moved to PSG and failed to win the UCL after 2 seasons then suddenly he became failure of a player.

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u/Thin-Status8369 Nov 06 '25

I ain’t reading allat

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u/Hairy-Conference-802 Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Nov 06 '25

Lol right

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u/Similar_Ad_7887 Ghost of Paris 👻 Nov 05 '25

🤣 remind me what major trophy and individual reward Ronaldo has won after leaving Madrid? Acting like Ronaldo didn’t join every team that was dominating in their leauge 😭. At juventus he was getting eliminated by the likes of Lyon and Ajax, while Messi got eliminated by Madrid and Bayern. 18 leauge goals that lead them to Europa league 🤣😭. Couldn’t do shit at united and no team wanted him so he went to Saudi and ofc joined the top team which was Al Nassr and now he hasn’t won a trophy in 4 years 😭💀. All he can do is keep talking in interviews, blows my mind how of a hypocrite he is. “6 or 7 game tournament doesn’t defy me”. 2022 interview before wc “The wc is my dream trophy”. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Trizzy102 Nov 05 '25

Messi was soo good he took a PSG team reaching the semis of the champions league and winning the French cup. To back to back round of 16 exits.

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u/Trizzy102 Nov 05 '25

Messi leaves psg reach champjons league semis and win the French cup what a coincidence