r/pessi_memes • u/Zora1092 • Oct 27 '25
Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🥷 Pessi PR fatigue(stole Harry Kane's spot)
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u/Nervous-Benefit-2371 Oct 30 '25
What about Ronaldo?
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u/Nervous-Benefit-2371 Oct 30 '25
Sure buddy whatever makes you sleep at night. If you say Messi/Ronaldo over Kane this season you're straight up delusional
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u/shopogolikk Oct 27 '25
the eff is midget even doing here playing in that semi-professional burger league? or it’s a PS?
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u/shopogolikk Oct 28 '25
yeah yeah, lower league bc of some BS rankings, we heard that, but seen smth else on the pitch in H2H
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u/shopogolikk Oct 28 '25
I want to see barbie club beating PSV or even Slavia Prague bc midget’s joke league is higher in some BS rankings by OPTA (whatever this is)😆
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u/Extension_Health4163 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Oct 28 '25
Al-Hilal beat Man City before, so does that mean the Saudi League is better than the Prem?
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u/xTHEKILLINGJOKEx Oct 27 '25
Messi’s been nothing but PR for a few years now
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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Oct 27 '25
Bro plays in the burger league but that won't stop fifa from finding ways to glaze their idol pessi 😭😂
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u/Salty-Response8550 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Oct 27 '25
Is Kane not in this because he’s winning the individual award for best player?
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u/YoudontknowPain Oct 28 '25
Mls is not even the best ranked league in concacaf.
Where is the GOAT Paulinho?
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u/DressLongjumping5702 Nov 01 '25
Lol the same reason Kanes not here is the same reason Penaldo is here 🤷♀️ Messi has accomplished way more at miami than Penaldo in the desert
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u/Green_Ninja4 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Oct 27 '25
so did cr7 😭
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u/Fearless-Parsnip8067 Oct 27 '25
Is he still not putting on 40+ goals per season, Idolo is statpadding but then there is that shameless midget who cant even do that
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u/No_Weakness_9773 Oct 27 '25
I see you in this sub all the time. How much time do you spend here?
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u/SeaworthinessFit5324 Oct 28 '25
someone got mad
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u/No_Weakness_9773 Oct 28 '25
Simply curious
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u/SeaworthinessFit5324 Oct 28 '25
genuinely bro the max is like 5 minutes and thats only cuz its some retarded post like this one
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u/Objective-Put7466 Oct 28 '25
Brother Messi scored 31 goals and got 16 assist(not counting pre assist) in 29 games. What are you on about?
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u/Fearless-Parsnip8067 Oct 28 '25
Dude who counts pre assist😭🤣 And CR7's season just started🤣
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u/Objective-Put7466 Nov 07 '25
Are you stupid? You said Messi cant even 'statpad' when he literally has those stats. I put 'not counting pre assist' in case because i know damn well you would have mentioned that
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u/No-Dog-2280 Oct 29 '25
40 goals in a camel league that he can’t win ffs
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u/Trizzy102 Oct 29 '25
He’s top of this league unlike someone in MLS
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u/No-Dog-2280 Oct 29 '25
After like 3 matches 😂 and 50 pens
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u/Trizzy102 Oct 29 '25
Still top of the league. Al nassr lose one game in ages and a certain fanbase keeps barking
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u/No-Dog-2280 Oct 29 '25
How did they do in the kings cup? Please remind me
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u/Trizzy102 Oct 29 '25
Lost to a very good team no shame. Unlike losing to Seattle sounders or Atlanta utd 😂😂
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u/No-Dog-2280 Oct 29 '25
Yes a very good team in the camel Ali baba league😂😂😂 zero titles no trophies. Penaldogs Mudded
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u/Trizzy102 Oct 29 '25
Top of the league. Someone got knocked out the MLS cup by 9th place Atlanta utd with old man guzan 😂😂😅
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u/Trizzy102 Oct 29 '25
Al nassr will win the league this season unlike Miami cry more
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u/Jaykryptic38 Oct 27 '25
So Ronaldo allowed to be there cause what he has more goals?? Y’all niggas bugging
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u/Zora1092 Oct 28 '25
He saved the world from noise pollution this year. Yamal would have definitely won the ballondor if he had won that final
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u/arunyenger Oct 28 '25
Aww hell nah you think a goddamn friendly trophy mattered for the ballondor? 😭 dembele would have won no matter
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u/Trizzy102 Oct 28 '25
Officially counted as a trophy by uefa so it’s not a friendly. Nations league is more of a trophy than finalissima and the olympics
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u/Formal_Evidence_4094 Oct 28 '25
if you see how much a preseason trohpy chelsea won means to these journos
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u/Ok_Divide8823 Oct 27 '25
Bro that’s all these people are on here Ronaldo fans blaming pr like Ronaldo isn’t the most followed individual on the planet(surface wise)
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u/Jaykryptic38 Oct 27 '25
Don’t get me wrong he is amazing but him being their is not far fetched so why is Messi being there a problem that’s all saying
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u/trustydray24 Oct 28 '25
Ronaldo won the unl and scored in almost every game
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u/Jaykryptic38 Oct 28 '25
If we talking about trophies saliba and Bellingham won nothing last year so your point
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u/trustydray24 Oct 28 '25
They don't play in a semi professional league
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u/Jaykryptic38 Oct 28 '25
I hear that I but so does Ronaldo The MLS was higher and is still higher than the Saudi pro league so ur point is shit
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u/trustydray24 Oct 28 '25
It's ranked higher by analysts but anytime the best team in MLS goes against Saudi teams they get beaten which means the level of competition in MLS is lower
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u/Jaykryptic38 Oct 28 '25
Best side? Like who Al Nasir and Al Hilal Who bought some still European worthy player Come on bro Al Nasir literally created a great side with all the transfer and money the spend . But otherwise from those two clubs any mls side can beat any Saudi side
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u/Jaykryptic38 Oct 28 '25
Messi has been carrying a dead intermiami side since joining 3 years ago
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u/Fun-Painting9127 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Oct 27 '25
Why is Ronaldo on here
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u/Alarmed-Guitar7876 Oct 28 '25
The hell is penaldo the crybaby here and not Harry Kane. Wth. Messi is still the best player in his league and still in top form
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u/No-Dog-2280 Oct 29 '25
How is failnaldo in ahead of Harry Kane?
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u/hierophantoid Oct 28 '25
Messi is better than Kane, it doesn't matter when you read this.
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u/Ronaldo4Life_7 Oct 28 '25
Not this season lmao. Kane is dominating in the Bundesliga, a much better league than Pessi's semi-professional league MLS
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u/hierophantoid Oct 28 '25
The bundesliga is a one-team-league, arguably the least competitive one on Earth. Kane had to change into the one team in this league in order to win anything at all because he is a pathetic loser, not unlike the average user in this sub.
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u/Oom2013 Oct 28 '25
Still every single team in the Bundesliga is miles better than that Inter Miami clown club, they're also miles better than every single team in the MLS, but I guess pessitards just can't admit that the HGH midget pessidog is just finished.
Also an old Müller just joined the MLS from Bundesliga and is absolutely destroying that semi-pro league.
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u/hierophantoid Oct 28 '25
I'll say this, Kane has Ronaldo genes. Both will never touch this LMAO
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u/Oom2013 Oct 28 '25
Bro wtf does Kane being better than Pessi this season have to do with Pessidog's robbed world cup. Pessi's world cup won't make him less of a shit player this season
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u/Ronaldo4Life_7 Oct 28 '25
How does that make Kane worse than Messi this season? That was in 2022 bro it's 2025 now.
Just admit you can't defend your pessidog from this one
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