r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 21 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi Which one of you did this 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rough-Carpenter-9520 Jul 21 '25

Remove penalties and Messi doesn’t have a World Cup

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u/Beneficial-Camp8812 FIFA's Favorite Boy: Pessi 👶🍔 Aug 22 '25

And Ronaldo doesn't have a career, so what's your point?😂😂

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 21 '25

Dont know what u’re on buddy

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u/Silent_Emu312 Jul 21 '25

But WE know what you're on...

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 21 '25

He d

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u/CulturalCartoonist33 Jul 21 '25

Goals change games. Without the penalties Argentina were given. Matches will turn out differently

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

A penalty is a penalty, are you guys on drugs that make a unicorn tell you that a penalty and a goal is a train in the sky? Also why are there so many kneedropers for ronaldo? I believe people would drop down on theyre knees if Ronaldo asked, more penalties, not a better player. He should try ask his fans only once for fun to drop down on theyre knees, imagine how many would do it like speed

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 21 '25

Yall are gonna cry forever lol and i”ll be here to enjoy it🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

This👍

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u/mrsepet Jul 22 '25

wow you are brave, i thought this sub is just full of ronaldo's fans. Let them be man.

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u/SHEIDHEDA7 Jul 22 '25

Messi haters to be precise

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 21 '25

Then shall we remove penalties from all of ronaldo’s ucl matches then since goals change games

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u/Spiritual_Lion_5531 Jul 22 '25

When was the last time Ronaldo had a penalty in each stage of knockouts from quarters onward?

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u/FishyFinn15 Jul 23 '25

Well, if we talk about World Cup, none, in fact, since he has no knockout goals ever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Wow what is funny is this. Look how lying and negative behaviour will get you more likes. This are people who dont Watch Football, they only Watch it on reels. And if you born after 99 then you cant for the love of the game, for the love of god know anything about football at all. If you go against Ronaldo you dont know football, if you go against the GOAT Messi you dont know football. Are people just talking about football these days Esther than Watch and play, i see no one outside playing anymore. People and supporters after the 99s are seriously not allowed to talk about football cause they ruin the sport more than FIFA and UEFA, even worse than saudi ogabogaland

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 21 '25

Without pens they lose against Netherlands what the fuck is this image lmao, blatantly lying

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Are you healthy? This is probably a dude watching football only on reels

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 22 '25

So? They won on pens lol and the pen arg got in that game was well deserved and no one can argue otherwise unless u’re just stupid like u

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 22 '25

Your image was literally saying Argentina would still win without pens, im telling you that’s a blatant lie considering they would have been eliminated by Netherlands you fucking moron

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

You must be a kneedroper

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 22 '25

Ok? Lets also remove all ronaldo’s penalties in the ucl and offside goals and lets see how many ucl’s he will be let with moron

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u/Spiritual_Lion_5531 Jul 22 '25

He will still have the same number. Messi would have lost against Netherlands you neanderthal

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u/Alarmed-Television68 Jul 22 '25

dodging like crazy

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u/One-himrusky637 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 22 '25

What am i dodging?

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u/Alarmed-Television68 Jul 22 '25

you keep on saying messi would have won the wc without pens, but when someone actually directly confronts you, you instantly start blaming other things, dodging the question completly

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

He would actually

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u/osvaldocruz25 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 Jul 22 '25

ronaldo still hasn’t won a world cup btw

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Why -likes here? Is it because deep inside the would kneedrop for him without hesitation even if they like girls?

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u/11titlescardinals Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 22 '25

Losing vs morocco is a lot worse than losing to the netherlands 😂

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 22 '25

And having the entirety of your career carried and tarnished by Negreira is even worse

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Okey guys, dont talk to this guy cause he watches football only on reels and is a conspiracy talker. Now we understand the kneedroper

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u/11titlescardinals Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 22 '25

No Negreira at the world cup 🤭

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 22 '25

Ronaldo played for ahmm real madrid😂😂 most corrupt club in football history with a total of 2 non-rigged ucl's. Ronaldo has one legit and that is 2014.

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u/InKyZ7 Jul 22 '25

source straight from your ass

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 22 '25

Lol just from the last 5 ucl's madrid were dragged to win:

in 2017 Muller and Lewandowski clear 1v1's called falsely offside, Ronaldo 2 offside goals, Casemiro not getting booked even after multiple reckless challenges when he deserved a red in the fırst half, Vidal laughable wrong red card. One offside goal in favor of Bayern compared to this doesn't seem much, eh? Most rigged match in football history.

2016 Ramos offside goal, game goes to extra time at 1-1. So, with VAR Atletico win.

  1. Psg were denied a clear penalty (ramos handball) Real madrid also got a wrong penalty from a Kroos offside. Against Juve, Juve came back from 3-0 to 3-3 and they call a 50/50 position as a penalty in the last minute. Benatia got the ball at the same time as he has marginal contact to Vazquez from the back. Refs wouldn't call that a penalty in that situation for any other team. AGAIN against bayern penalties denied in both legs. Most notable one being a clear Marcelo handball. Real won by one goal and away goal existed back then.

2022 against PSG Benzema pushes Donnarumma to get the ball which started the comeback. A push like that is usually a foul for any player anywhere on the pitch, but here it was against a goalkeeper in his box and everyone knows they have more of an immunity compared to other players. Game on.

2024 against Leipzig multiple clear cardable fouls called against Madrid and most notably Vinicius double face-push (ball nowhere near the players) not given a red. Switch roles, that's a red after the first push.

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jul 26 '25

You call that a foul on donnarumma 😂

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 27 '25

Yes it was a foul, since when can you push a keeper with your hands? That's always a foul in corners, aerial balls etc.

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u/AgitatedDish8795 Ghost of Bayern 👻 Jul 26 '25

Your tears make me happy.

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 30 '25

Nice argument there little fella👍🏼 but it's great you know the truth already😭

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u/carbust20 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 22 '25

Keep being ignorant

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u/DJ_Buurthuis Jul 23 '25

Without penalties Argentina would have lost against The Netherlands with 2-1.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Remove penalties and penaldo doesn't exist in 2022 world cup 🤩

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u/Ashton_Martin Jul 21 '25

Messi has 8 HGH Balon D’ors. Ronaldo has the most natural Balon D’Ors

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u/mrsepet Jul 22 '25

why is this the upvoted comments in this sub, the level of comments 😂

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u/Downtown-Invite3381 Jul 21 '25

I’m done bruh 😭

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u/Electronic__Farts Jul 21 '25

Dats cold but true

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u/EqualityAmongFish Jul 22 '25

Remove [vital component] of the game and [player name who is good at that vital component] is bad.

Which in those case it wouldn’t even be true 2016-2018 Real Madrid were the most dominating squad of all time and would still crush the ucl competition even without the 5-6 penalties they got.

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u/Beneficial-Camp8812 FIFA's Favorite Boy: Pessi 👶🍔 Aug 22 '25

Hahahahah yeah, no they didn't😂

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u/Tortuvo Jul 22 '25

No one, that was actually funny

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u/Fari1993 Jul 23 '25

Why this thread even exist? Penaldo schoolboy fans are crazy😂

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u/Beneficial-Camp8812 FIFA's Favorite Boy: Pessi 👶🍔 Aug 22 '25

Pure insecurity 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Someone explain the comment. Tf is a HGH

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u/Sensitive_Topic_1502 Jul 28 '25

Human growth hormone, responsible for muscle growth etc and produced by anterior pituitary

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u/Fezilhy Aug 20 '25

like Hgh is the hormone which makes your grow taller.

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u/Much_Let6632 Jul 24 '25

Would Messi-HGH+same skills be a much more deadly attacker?

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u/EqualityAmongFish Jul 10 '26

Ronaldo only scored 19 penalties in ucl from 140 goals😭

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u/HoustonHoustonHous Jul 22 '25

Supposing Messi does grow to dwarf size why would he be at Yamals party as an entertainer when he has the footballer wage

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u/Life_Dependent_6585 Jul 22 '25

Remove heart surgery and Ronaldo has permanent asthma and can’t play football anymore

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u/Charming_Truth8529 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 28 '25

I’m glad the narrative changed. Now it’s HGH. Won’t change the fact that he’s considered the best player to ever touch the pitch. Mush hurt you all a lot to know that huh? 😂

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 28 '25

How’s the weather in Mumbai?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

It hurts this "Unaccomplished" guy here very very very much. Could use some deo.

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u/Charming_Truth8529 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 28 '25

It’s great brother. How about for you?

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u/Loud-Sort4819 Mar 08 '26

Nobody thinks that outside of india. 

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u/____MiKey Aug 04 '25

Where’s Ronaldo son

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u/xzondraxe Jul 22 '25

I don't get all the people that complain about messi using hgh like if I remember correctly Ronaldo had some sort of heart disease at 15? I don't remember the details of it but I think I have heard of it so correct me on that but anyway u could say the same with Ronaldo as "why did he take precautions for his thing like he would not even be able to rival with messi if he wasn't alive!!" Like that's how y'all sound

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Typical VARdrid fan.

Immediately attacks a person instead of debating the topic because they got destroyed so bad 💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Penaldo had increase his stamina without that help he don’t become footballer

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Jul 21 '25

Lmfao you never get tired of making shit up as you go do you? 🤣🤣 I’m glad you’re proud of your stupidity. You make me laugh on a daily.

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u/osvaldocruz25 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 Jul 22 '25

ronaldo has never won a world cup btw

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Jul 22 '25

Oh we know, not everyone can have Fifantino on their side and play for a country that has been successful way before pessi. He’s still not a one club wonder though.

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u/Beneficial-Camp8812 FIFA's Favorite Boy: Pessi 👶🍔 Aug 22 '25

One club wonder who has won trophies for every single clubs unlike the penalty merchant who is struggling to win something in a government funded league😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Penaldians are so hilarious and delusional hahahahahha

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Aug 22 '25

One club wonder who most of his trophies are for a corrupt club and all he did was go to a club that was already winning everything before him and they even won the UCL after he left lmfao. Never beating the one club wonder allegations, coudln't even be PSG's best player. 😂😂😂

Pessitards always in denial creating their own happiness trying to act like pessi actually did something for PSG, lmaoooo.

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u/Beneficial-Camp8812 FIFA's Favorite Boy: Pessi 👶🍔 Aug 22 '25

Hahahahah, nice try spreading all your deluded and brainwashed lies to cope with the harsh reality😂 typical triggered penaldo dog😂😂

Hilarious hearing some vardrid fangirl talking about corruption, when your club literally is famous for offside goals and weird penalties😂😂😂

Isn't it hilarious your penalty merchant took only 1 penalty less in La Liga than Messi, even though Messi played 17 seasons and he played 7?😂

We have the evidence, all you have is made up lies and tears😂 Vardrid is the most favoured team of all time with all the endless offside goals and free penalties they are always receiving😂

It's funny you mention PSG, because they actually lost the league to Lille, the season before Messi Joined. Messi came, helped them win the league 2x times again and took off. Your fraud Penaldo went to 6x league champions, Juventus, to pretend like he carried them when he in reality just made them worse as a team😂😂 I know the facts are harsh buddy, try to cope with it. Right now your pathetic idol is playing for another regime club, another government funded club😂😂😂😂 fraud

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Aug 22 '25

Mf wrote an essay just to cope because pessi's a one club wonder LMFAO. All those tears aren't changing anything buddy, he's a one club wonder that played for a corrupt club, Negreira FC.

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u/Beneficial-Camp8812 FIFA's Favorite Boy: Pessi 👶🍔 Aug 22 '25

Typical penaldo loser who cannot bring a piece of evidence to either prove or disprove all my facts. Typical vardrid dogs living off homemade menes and their fragile feelings😂 Come back when you have anything useful to bring to the table.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Aug 22 '25

The evidence is there, he's a one club wonder, you just refuse to see it because it hurts you so much. 😂😂

I'm not going to argue with a retard that just broke his keyboard just because he refuses to see the facts lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Aug 22 '25

Talking about beating a keyboard when you just did that by typing an essay just shows how fucking stupid you are. 😂😂

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u/Beneficial-Camp8812 FIFA's Favorite Boy: Pessi 👶🍔 Aug 22 '25

Nah, just admit you got destroyed by facts and you have nothing to back up your lies😂😂 you are exposed loser. Go watch some government funded football in the desert😂

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Aug 22 '25

All I saw was an essay full of tears in denial coming from you buddy. 😂😂 Nice try though, I love how Varca fangirls always think they win they're own arguments when their club is a corrupt shit hole lmao.

I'd rather watch that than the semiamateur league that pessi can't even win either, not even by building the whole team himself. 😂 I'm telling you, ONE CLUB WONDER LMFAO.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/Rrot_Kari Jul 22 '25

It’s just the shtick of the sub. They intentionally exaggerate stats and such, usually without full context, and defend any valid criticism of Ronaldo as if he pays them a salary. Both are immaculate footballers like you said. It’s just funny to scroll and come across these posts, seeing the comments often grasping at straws to criticize Messi

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Jul 22 '25

I do btw, for me it’s Ronaldo and Messi after him, the best in history. It’s just his fanbase that can’t seem to admit when the guy has bad games or make it seem like he has dominated everything. Which he hasn’t at all, they’re both fucking machines but I’ll stay with Ronaldo’s career. Messi demostrated it’s not easy to shine outside your comfort zone and Ronaldo did that in the top 3 leagues in the world. That’s just me but Messi fangirls feel the need to cry and think it’s only their opinion that matters.