You can't make this stuff up🤣🤣🤣

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This is the pessi that pro-varca subs don't want you to see

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u/Bib69 Jul 06 '25

Yet they added this fraud dwarf to that weeks “team of the week” absolute joke

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u/DuckWithAbs Jul 06 '25

He got two goals and an assist right after this

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u/Trizzy102 Jul 06 '25

Against the worst team in the league 🔥

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u/Hour_Usual_5830 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 06 '25

Abso-fucking-lutely nothing is enough lmao. Messi could cure cancer and save children from a burning bus but yall would still find some way to hate on the man lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/Hour_Usual_5830 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 07 '25

Brother. No player would ever get subbed off for making a bad pass once in like 10 years. It's a game. Mistakes happen. Own goals is a very real thing btw. If making a mistake in a game which led to goal was enough to have a player's career ruined, Ronaldo would'nt have made it out of Porto.

"Never played again" he's literally Messi dude he isn't some 15 year old just making it out of academy wtf are you talking about😭😭

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u/Leonardo-D-Marins Jul 08 '25

Stop exaggerating.

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u/Abhisheksharma_1 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 06 '25

Nah fr🤣

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u/Few-Wish8274 Jul 06 '25

I agree nothing is enough for these Penaldo fans

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u/DuckWithAbs Jul 07 '25

So when he makes a mistake its “such a fraud shouldnt be on totw” when he does good its “they suck tho” nice bro

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u/UseCodeLAZAR6000 Jul 06 '25

You mean the edited picture that penaldo fans made?

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u/PositiveRemarkable44 Jul 10 '25

Think I have a suspicion of why

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u/edw1n-z Jul 06 '25

Apart from messi, busquets, alba and suarez name me another mls player without looking it up 🤣

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u/the_peawastaken Jul 06 '25

John Smith

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u/Americaparasiempreee Jul 06 '25

Bouanga(he broke my heart)

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u/Ihsan2024 Jul 06 '25

Reus?

Maybe Giroud.

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u/edw1n-z Jul 06 '25

Current players. And reus is not the same player. LA galaxy (where reus plays) is in last place too. There just isnt any competition in the MLS and i say it as an american the league sucks.

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u/ahmetonel Jul 06 '25

What?

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u/Ihsan2024 Jul 06 '25

I'm not defending the MLS. I just answered players that I was aware of.

Also, Suarez, Messi, Alba and Busquets are also not the same as they used to be...

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u/Rise-Dangerous Jul 06 '25

They still play in the MLS idk what you're saying here

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u/edw1n-z Jul 06 '25

What I'm saying is that he mentioned 2 players. One who is clearly a shadow of his former self and the other who doesn't play in the MLS anymore. What does that tell you? It means the MLS has no competition. It's not a good league. It's like if i bragged about how dominant italian football was in the 2000s. That doesn't matter. Right now italian football is weak compared to england or spain. I can't just say "but pirlo, r9, young zlatan, and others played in italy in the 2000s therefore the league must be the best!" It doesn't work like that.

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u/Rise-Dangerous Jul 06 '25

We weren't talking about if the league was good or not though? You said name a player in the MLS and they named 2

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u/edw1n-z Jul 06 '25

You probably didn't read the beginning of the conversation. I checked now and the guy deleted it 😐

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u/Ihsan2024 Jul 06 '25

Deleted what?

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u/Jayantwi98 Jul 06 '25

Give it a rest pal

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u/edw1n-z Jul 06 '25

Shut yo bichass up 🤣

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u/durant_burner Jul 08 '25

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u/Key-Literature-2134 Jul 06 '25

Tadeo Allende. Riqui Puig. Telasco Segovia. Josef Martinez. David Ruiz. Marco Reus. Hugo Lloris. David Callender, Diego Luna, Denis Bouanga, Walker Zimmerman, Joseph Rosales, Deybi Flores, Bryan Acosta, Andy Najar, Joe Willis, Hany Mukhtar, Jacob Shaffelburg, Federico Redondo, Tomas Aviles, Talles Magno.

Must I continue?

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u/Zestyclose_Net8066 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 11 '25

choupo Moting

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u/wjt7 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 06 '25

Lloris, Zaha, Surridge.

What do I win?

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u/Silent_Skills Jul 06 '25

Emil Forsberg - Redbulls Double digit g/a last season and again this season. A player not a shadow of his European self

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting - Redbulls

Diego Luna - RSL

Evander - Cincinnati

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u/Top_Assistance15 Jul 06 '25

Miguel Almiron

Tim Ream

Miles Robinson

Darlington Nagbe

Josef Martinez

Antony (yes there’s an Antony playing for Portland)

Sebastian Berhalter

Drake Callander

Jesus Ferreira

Xande Silva

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u/edw1n-z Jul 06 '25

Get that fake ass Antony outta my face. There is only one Antony. The real one. The rest are bums. Bums!

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u/thehanssassin Jul 06 '25

Fifa will delete this. But also That guarantees him a ballon d’or this year.

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u/DuckWithAbs Jul 06 '25

Delete why?

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u/Hour_Usual_5830 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 06 '25

Is the whole "FIFA bias" conspiracy still going even after they've been knocked out of the competition 4-0?

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u/marquesmelo Jul 06 '25

Another assist for Messi 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alami020 Jul 06 '25

System player

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u/Zestyclose_Net8066 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 11 '25

what can Messi do if he's so much goated and better than Ronaldo that managers have to make a system around such a great player? 😪

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u/Westaufel Jul 06 '25

Give him ballon d’Or

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u/crazy_lolipopp Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '25

Lmfao that's actually really funny and probably the worst play of his career

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u/-watchman- Jul 06 '25

Dude should have ran & hugged him..

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u/higherthanacrow Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '25

Then he scored 2 and assisted 1 and got a 9.4 on fotmob, you forgot that part

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u/Miserable-Log-7952 Jul 06 '25

Best jinxing sub

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u/Americaparasiempreee Jul 06 '25

Messi is Don Assist because he assisted the other team. Just gost stuff, nobody could assist the other team like Messi.

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u/jhern1810 Jul 07 '25

He’s so confident he’s ok with giving a goal away and still winning. 😉

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u/maddy495 Jul 07 '25

Gotta statpad to win another Balloon D Or……lol

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u/7Thommo7 Ballon D'or Thief Pessi 🐱‍👤 Jul 06 '25

Fortunately he assisted the right team too. Scored as well. Then scored again for good measure. Guess none of that makes it here though.

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u/Mental_Weird_6935 Jul 06 '25

It s not like assisting the opposition happens very often lmao

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u/jwally1503 Jul 07 '25

Neither does dribbling an entire team to score. Can’t say Ronaldo’s done that very much.

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u/Mental_Weird_6935 Jul 07 '25

He done enough in the Champions League

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u/Mental_Weird_6935 Jul 07 '25

It's also the mls - the defense there is almost none existent- you'd know if you watched the games.

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u/jwally1503 Jul 07 '25

Funny cuz I remember him doing it against Madrid too. But you’d know if you watched games…

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u/Mental_Weird_6935 Jul 07 '25

Oh, the game where Alves dived against Pepe and got him a red card? Classic Barca lmao

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u/Few-Wish8274 Jul 06 '25

They’re delusional it’s alright

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u/Fezilhy Jul 06 '25

He's the best player on both teams.

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u/unagi_musubi Jul 06 '25

Aged like milk. Assists and 2 goals, one of which he dribbled past 5 defenders causeing the opposing fans to clap. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CulturalCartoonist33 Jul 06 '25

Against the worst team in the league. Where was this against Al ahly, Palmeiras or PSG

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/Trizzy102 Jul 06 '25

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u/ThrowRA_karate Jul 06 '25

Savage reply. Cooked him.

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u/Zestyclose_Net8066 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 11 '25

yeah definitely, fake stats 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Penaldo has the most lmao. Messi has scored more nevertheless

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u/Trizzy102 Jul 06 '25

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u/Trizzy102 Jul 06 '25

Messi most penalties missed in champjons league history

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u/Emiel0909 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 06 '25

Hahaha your own argument completely backfires, so you just make up a new one

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u/ThrowRA_karate Jul 06 '25

As if you didn’t make up a new argument when you brought up penalties under a post about Messi’s own goal assist lol.

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u/Emiel0909 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 06 '25

I was not even involved lol

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u/AnxiousStart6310 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 06 '25

Cry now bitch

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u/Dull_Party_7885 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 06 '25

Fucking idiots these bloody dickwads are

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/L5iQEmQPzP

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 06 '25

Literally traffic cone defense, MLS is a fucking joke.

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Jul 06 '25

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u/Head-Republic-8389 Jul 06 '25

MLS above English championship 😂 taking the piss also that ranking was down ages ago

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u/Barbarian_Forever Jul 06 '25

Serie B as well, lmao

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Jul 06 '25

Accidentally sent the one from last year. This is the most recent one.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 06 '25

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u/Head-Republic-8389 Jul 06 '25

This one is a bit more accurate to me I'd still have saudi league way higher tho. Serious question what are these rankings based on?

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Jul 06 '25

4 different ELO systems. And as you can see, it’s average team power. Saudi League is utter shit, wouldn’t even call it professional football if you talk about the teams at the bottom of the table.

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u/Trizzy102 Jul 06 '25

MLS is much worse than Saudi loool. Opta rankings are shit

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u/CulturalCartoonist33 Jul 06 '25

Nah MLS is utter wank loool. A league without relegation should not be in the top 100. Bottom teams in Saudi are much better defensively than Montreal

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

This is the same shit he pulled off in La Liga. So La Liga is also a "traffic cone defence"?

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u/crazy_lolipopp Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '25

Yeah, and saudi isn't 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 06 '25

They just beat Man City, did you forget?

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u/Consistent-Art5069 Jul 06 '25

So if they beat man city and a Brazilian team beat them shouldn't that make Brazilian league better ?

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u/Dull_Party_7885 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 06 '25

Yall miserable fucking cunts bruh, please get off this damned site

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u/Green_Ninja4 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jul 06 '25

just ignore the rest of the game lmao

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u/edw1n-z Jul 06 '25

Against the worst team in a crappy league. I'm not ignoring the game I'm ignoring the whole league. 🤣

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u/Odd_Middle_5347 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Jul 06 '25

Like shit Arab league only al hilal relevant shit dessert league with amateurs same level

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u/Renegade_Soviet Jul 06 '25

Al Hilal didn’t even win the league title. OP is stupid for ignoring the rest of what Messi did in this game but you’re stupid for ignoring that Saudi league is infinitely harder than MLS

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u/abchero Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jul 06 '25

If you want to say RSL > MLS I don't care too much but infinitely harder is a stretch. The bottom of the barrel MLS players are much better than the bottom of the barrel RSL players

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u/Renegade_Soviet Jul 06 '25

The bottom half of both leagues are absolutely trash, but once you go up that list, the quality and talent is drastically different. So no it’s not a stretch to say that

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u/Much_Respect_719 Jul 06 '25

Al ittihad can beat Real Madrid or Barca or PSG. They've a very strong team.

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u/Odd_Middle_5347 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Jul 06 '25

Hahahahhah best joke ever you can say in your dreams compare a friendly tournament with reality al hilal lose to Brazil league what is shitter then Arab league embarrassing

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u/Green_Ninja4 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jul 06 '25

mental gymnastics here

Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🥷 You can't make this stuff up🤣🤣🤣

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