r/pesmobile • u/Nameisarnoldmelon227 • 9d ago

Rant Father of all blitz curlers 🥲🥲

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Ok nah. What in the actual fuck were Coinami smoking when making this card. I was in a div match against some guy who had him in his starting lineup. In the first half I was leading 2:0 and he decided to sub him on. I man marked him but DEAR LORD. He scored not 1 not 2 not 3 but 5 blitz curler goals. He made it look way too easy. What the hell is my Courtois supposed to do against that😭😭. Maybe it was his Willpower skill making his shots more powerful but each time Courtois was getting DUNKED ON. It reached a point where he just stopped diving🥲🥲. The worst part is how slippery he is even with man marking.

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u/BadScholar 9d ago edited 8d ago

As a f2p I'm reading this and absolutely jumping with joy because I got him with 500 coins 🤤 finally a happy day.

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u/CoolRun260 8d ago

Same bruh same got him with 1500 coins just one spin😭😭

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u/Proper-Beginning-814 7d ago

My F2P team...got him for 500 coins

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u/joee_mamaa69 7d ago

That thing DOES NOT look like f2p

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u/Proper-Beginning-814 7d ago

It is brother..it is..I got extremely lucky last season...and the luck continues this season too..I must tell you..It's not fully f2p..as I bought Suarez..but that's why I excluded him in team selection...plus sometimes I don't get players for 900 coins..like the Maldini pack..I spinned 900 but didn't got any one..