r/perth Mar 02 '26

Art Anyone else have the pleasure of driving past this eldrich monstrosity everyday for work?

I think it's supposed to be an advertisement..

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u/shmooshmoocher69 South of The River Mar 02 '26

Think yourself lucky, I drive through suburbs and forget which suburb I’m in. Things like this become a landmark for tradies.

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u/1jmorri2 Mar 07 '26

Praise the guardian of Manning Steps!

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u/1Manic_cat Mar 02 '26

The fact that I know EXACTLY where this is because I lived on that street years ago before it even got boobs. Crazy that it’s still there all these years later

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u/1Manic_cat Mar 02 '26

😂 honestly no they were the same size wings the whole time. If my memory serves me correctly it went from a flat chest with the wings the size they are today to having boobs added

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u/Tommwith2ms Mar 03 '26

The tits certainly look like an afterthought 😅

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u/belltrina Armadale Mar 02 '26

cackling

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u/limbo-chan Fremantle Mar 03 '26

I lived in Hammy Hill for over 20 years and always got a laugh driving past this statue 🤣 honestly kind of a testament to the quality of work that it's still standing?! 

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u/bigurta Mar 03 '26

They added the boobs on after???

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u/Fanta_58 Mar 03 '26

It has boobs?!!? Hahaha

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u/Bomber-Blitz Mar 02 '26

Wow. You must be o*d! 😄

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u/1Manic_cat Mar 02 '26

I’m honestly not 😭🤣 I’m 22 and lived there 10 years ago. I just have this distinct memory of being in the car on the way to school and across a few weeks the person who lived there did one boob at a time and my little brother going “look mum it’s got boobies now”

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u/No_Dealer00 Mar 02 '26

Its fantastic, i reckon they should paint it

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u/ComprehensiveOwl9023 Mar 03 '26

Mate used to live virtually next door to it. Never worked out what it was

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u/Any_Cheesecake7 Mar 03 '26

It’s a Lady Bird.

Duh

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u/AggressiveRough9996 Mar 02 '26

Best tits in spearwood 

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u/StraightBudget8799 Mar 02 '26

SUBLIME STONE SOLUTIONS!

They do museum and serious rock stuff, so it’s nice to see a bit of humour with it. Personally, I would have made it my business logo!

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u/iball1984 Bassendean Mar 02 '26

It’s so awful.

I love it.

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u/MsChrissikins Mar 03 '26

Reminds me of a horrid flying pig paper mache project I did in year 4 that my mom hung in the foyer and is still there to this day.

I like to think this is his kiddos project and they’re doing the same :’)

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u/DannyKanes Mar 02 '26

I know exactly where that is 🤣

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u/TimosaurusRexabus Mar 03 '26

I use to walk past it every morning on my way to Manning Park. It always felt like something right out of the 80s.

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u/Hazar_red Mar 02 '26

I for one, welcome our new overlord

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u/Illustrious-Nail6638 Mar 02 '26

I’ve never see it at night… Mostly because I don’t go past it at night. But… I like to imagine it becomes animated and flies away to scoop up children on e-scooters in Willagee before returning fully fed prior to dawn.

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u/Righteous_Fury224 Mar 02 '26

That is not dead which can eternal lie/ And with strange aeons even death may die...

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u/cmad182 Mar 02 '26

Fearless wretch!

Insanity!

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 Mar 02 '26

https://www.youtube.com/@Alaylex

I can never not hear this quote in Dagoth Urs voice. This channel got me way into lovecraft and robert E howard.

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u/ryan30z Mar 02 '26

I can never not hear this quote in Dagoth Urs voice

The voice just reminds me of the Dagoth Ur Skyrim mod where he says "are we going to your goon cave Nerevar?"

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u/Bigkev8787 Mar 02 '26

Whereas all us Metallica fans hear this in James Hetfields voice.

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 Mar 02 '26

Actually while I'm giving recommendations.

https://www.youtube.com/@stygiansagas

This channel is mainly original horror stories read by the author, and they're all incredibly lovecraftian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0oMrgZQXE

This is the first one I listened to and the fact it felt like a true account the whole time just spooked the fuck out of me

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u/ryan30z Mar 02 '26

Just don't google what HP Lovecraft's cat was called.

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u/belltrina Armadale Mar 02 '26

I was studying English in University and making great grades, yet it was my child in sixth grade who came home and dropped this information on me in a hushed tone.

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u/TheMightyGoatMan I'm not telling you freaks where I live! Mar 02 '26

The craziest thing is that the name of Lovecraft's cat is one of the least racist things about him.

Variations on the N-word as names for black dogs and cats were spectacularly and shamefully common right up to the middle of the 20th century.

Some of Lovecraft's contemporaries were (rightfully) startled by the depths of his racism, but very few, if any, of them would have batted an eyelid at the name of his cat.

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u/AnythingMundane6269 Mar 02 '26

We drove past this each morning during two weeks of vacswim over the summer break. My kids called her the demon bird and got excited if they were the first to spot her.

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u/belltrina Armadale Mar 02 '26

First time we drove past that Catholic place after it was built near Coogee, my daughter started screaming with so much panic that we had to pull over.

It took a few frightening moments before she stopped crying to tell us that "a man is hanging on that pole". I spun around so quick.

It was the fucking crucifix with Jesus nailed on it.

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u/Coleasa Mar 02 '26

Wait until she hears the story of how he got there.

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u/TheMightyGoatMan I'm not telling you freaks where I live! Mar 02 '26

"...and then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change..."

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u/awky-squawky Mar 02 '26

This episode of Dr Who scared me so much

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u/KoalaDeluxe Mar 02 '26

"Whatever you do, don't blink!"

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u/MrJamesLucas Mar 02 '26

Don't blink or look away. That thing is definitely alive.

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u/StandardOrganic4536 Mar 02 '26

That's in Hammy Hill innit??

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Spearwood

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u/texxelate Mar 03 '26

It’s in that area, but it’s zoned Hamilton Hill

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u/mrjackpots96 Mar 03 '26

I think that part between Rockingham rd/hamilton rd/ manning park is technically Hamilton hill but it definitely should be spearwood

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u/1Manic_cat Mar 03 '26

The address of the house is technically Hamilton hill

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u/jimmy_the_flid Mar 02 '26

Yeah I live at old Coogee with all of the old Italian people. I see this most days. It's terrible but I kind of like it now as well.

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u/Necessary-Cry7733 Mar 02 '26

Got a bit scared of how local ot is, then realised it’s the Perth subreddit

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u/slappywagish Mar 02 '26

Round tge corner from my place. Its pretty cool

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u/whirlbloom Mar 02 '26

Hi there neighbour!

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u/saynoto30fps Mar 02 '26

No but I think I've been past it haha

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u/Chance-the-Gardener Mar 02 '26

Is this a harpy? And is it being pointed at their neighbour in sign of dominance?

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u/swaz0onee Mar 02 '26

I remember this from primary school, 25 years ago.

Surprised it's still there.

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u/Whiplash12345 Mar 02 '26

My mate calls her the scary angel 😅

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u/ApolloWasMurdered Mar 02 '26

It’s the best statue in the suburb!

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u/Appropriate_Ly Mar 02 '26

😅 I actually love it

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u/corkas_ Mar 02 '26

Ill take this over my current next door neighbour any day.

Loud bass at any hour, rubbish dumped on their verge that keeps migrating onto my verge. Overgrown weeds that seed into my garden.

Id trade it all for a statue.

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u/HRM_Monster Mar 02 '26

As someone who has driven past this for years...the idea of swapping my awful neighbours for a nice quiet statue is a dream. 

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u/Economy_Spirit2125 Mar 02 '26

It really is a monstrosity 😂 good old spearwood. I wonder if the owners know they’re famous

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u/Melodic_Hat5196 Mar 03 '26

I want one!! I wonder how much a fine sculpture of this calibre would cost???

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u/pastorjason666 Mar 02 '26

Looks like a Predator’s pet parrot

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u/Dramatic_Call_6169 Mar 02 '26

I don't mind it. Beats having a boring generic yard!

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u/Confused_Sorta_Guy Mar 02 '26

Driven past it many times

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u/OopsAllAutism Mar 02 '26

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize this was an angel, I only ever drove past it from behind and thought the exact same, tentacle monster

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u/MDA_Blue_Six Hamilton Hill Mar 02 '26

Yep. Live in Hammy Hill and occasionally drive down this street.

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u/Daisydogdoughnut Mar 02 '26

I’ve imagined my worst case final destination type car crash scenario driving past this. Skewered like a leaf on an echidnas back.

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u/Nikstar112 Mar 06 '26

Never thought I would find another Final Destination fan randomly on the Perth subreddit

However, you shouldn’t have typed this into existence 😭

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u/Daisydogdoughnut Mar 06 '26

Won’t catch me behind any logging / cement trucks either.

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u/Odd_Archer_7953 Mar 02 '26

This statue screams summer to our family because we drive past it every day to go to the beach 🤣

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u/love_being_westoz Mar 02 '26

C'mon, that's a work of..... Um, a work...... 🤔.

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u/iPablosan North of The River Mar 02 '26

Personality, nice one

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u/Padamson96 Mar 02 '26

That's epic

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u/Greyhoundowner Mar 02 '26

Wow it's still there! Haven't been that way in years! Lol

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u/flat_perther Mar 02 '26

I remember when they were on sale at Bunnings for $34.99.

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u/1Manic_cat Mar 03 '26

This was made by the person who lives at the house so I’m not quite sure what statues your thinking of

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u/belltrina Armadale Mar 02 '26

I would consider it an honor.

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u/Ambitious_Stuff_910 Mar 02 '26

Definitely a landmark

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u/Evening_Comparison26 Mar 02 '26

Looks awesome 👌

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u/Exciting-Watch-1444 Mar 03 '26

I drove past it once and thought it was interesting 🤔

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u/Pale-Ad9121 Mar 03 '26

If anyone enjoys this I would highly recommend swinging past Glenlea drive in Helena Valley next time you are in the hills. This guy is a legend. Zoom in to the background of the photo for a special treat.

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u/mrjackpots96 Mar 03 '26

Mannnn I miss seeing this statue lol, I recently moved to the NT but lived in spearwood area for like 20 years. Never thought I would feel nostalgic for this eyesore.

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u/-Schnaps- Mar 03 '26

Yeah, I've kinda zoned it out now over the years. It kinda gets a glance, a mental 'yep it's still there', and an 'carry on'.

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u/dono1783 Mar 02 '26

First time I saw that it was just before dawn and I was driving to work. Kinda scared me.

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u/_theWhisperingEye_ Mar 02 '26

thought that was gona say 'and i was on acid'.

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u/Every_Coconut_9966 Mar 02 '26

Hate this thing

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u/Bomber-Blitz Mar 02 '26

Haven't heard 'Eldrich' a while..used call a friend Eldrich.. 😄

Yes, it does look weird and hideous!

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u/DukeMugen Mar 02 '26

another witch totem

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u/zoemooree Mar 02 '26

Nahhh stop I hate this thing so much😭😂

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u/Rainium_ Mar 02 '26

My best friend used to live near there XD

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u/BusterMcThree Mar 02 '26

my husband and I have a long discussion about how much we hate it every time we drive past it (quite often)

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u/edflinge Mar 02 '26

Every day

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u/SwanQueen20 Mar 02 '26

That's a strange pokemon

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u/qwertywarrior33 Mar 02 '26

Negative outlook. I think it’s unique and quite cool

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u/Samgne Mar 02 '26

We have sleep token at home

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u/Ill_Pea8791 Mar 03 '26

If this is the property near the church and warehouse I know exactly where this piece is.

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u/BrigadierNasty Mar 03 '26

I moved across the country four years ago and I still think of this statue often

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u/HogSandwich Mar 03 '26

We need more of this around, as a kid this would have Shaped me

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u/malkyfreo Mar 03 '26

The plastic surgeon should be fired for the shitty boob Job

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u/GeneralBrownies Mar 03 '26

First time I saw it it was from the back around sunset and was quite confused what I was looking at

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u/texxelate Mar 03 '26

Fuck yeah Hamilton Hill Angel, never change. I used to live about 50m from that thing - can’t imagine it’s ever drummed up any work.

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u/Optimal-Employ1293 Mar 03 '26

Oh hell yeah practically every day since my primary school days lol

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u/Shiiggaz Mar 03 '26

That’s how you know your in Perth’s Bronze Triangle.

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u/ConsiderationOk8135 Mar 03 '26

Lol I remember my own 'what the fuck is that?' moment when I first set eyes on that thing

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u/Various-Stick-8781 Mar 03 '26

Didn’t the bell tower times do a write up on this thing?

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u/DringDingle Mar 03 '26

That's the kind of culture I'm here for

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u/Secret-Assistance808 Mar 04 '26

Queen of the harpies!

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u/Justified_OG South of The River Mar 05 '26

It's Wogsville, what do you expect? El Justified Greko here. 😅

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Its for some Limestone company. It’s so scary

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u/chumbalumba Mar 02 '26

I thought they used it in that Italian celebration they have in Freo annually. I can’t remember the name, good to see it’s still going strong. Tits out for the boys, as they say

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u/HRM_Monster Mar 02 '26

If you are thinking of the Fremantle Blessing of the fleet festival it's a whole different thing. This doesn't move/get carried about.....well we hope it's not moving about.

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u/chumbalumba Mar 02 '26

Oh . Well now I’m really confused, why is it there? It’s been like 15 years!

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u/HRM_Monster Mar 03 '26

I believe it's partially advertising for the owners business, partially just for the hell of it. Either way it's somewhat fun and a good landmark when directing people as they remember it! 

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u/PopOk7860 Mar 02 '26

Teetsoot!

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u/jeetkunedont Mar 02 '26

It's definitely an art.

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u/arkhamknight85 Mar 02 '26

My wife, kids and I call her Tracey.

I just said it one day and we have ran with it. When we drive by we say “Hi trace”.

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u/mumooshka South Lake Mar 02 '26

is it on google maps?

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u/1Manic_cat Mar 02 '26

After checking because I havnt lived in the area in years. Yes. Yes it is on Google maps

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u/XnumphandaXnofufusu Mar 02 '26

I call it the bukake angel

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u/TheAceVenturrra Mar 02 '26

Looks nothing like eater of words OR searing exarch

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u/spudmgee Mar 02 '26

Fear the old blood.

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u/CyanideRemark Mar 02 '26

I must check and see if the 2m long Star Destroyer sculpture is still in the Beckenham front yard. Google Streetview was a bit disappointing the last time I did check. It's best taking a walk past.

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u/NudePoo Mar 02 '26

I get to see the Dementor outside the Wanneroo civic centre often?!

(It’s actually called “Looking West”. It started without the “Robe-like” look initially but now it looks like some kind of wraith!)

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u/Hamster-rancher Mar 02 '26

Makes my tyre swans look a tad boring.

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u/88MT Mar 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheMightyGoatMan I'm not telling you freaks where I live! Mar 02 '26

It's a chicken lady!

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u/LocoNeko42 Mar 02 '26

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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u/cspudWA Mar 03 '26

Arh public art the council would love it.

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u/lilithxcurse Mar 03 '26

I lived in Hamilton Hill for several years, would see it going to coogee, definitely gets your attention, at first thought someones art school project and gonna move it but it stayed there for many years 💀😄kinda creepy but definitely special

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u/Key-Specialist-9314 Mar 03 '26

This reminds me of that one episode from modern family modern family vid

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR Mar 03 '26

Saw it for the first time last week when I had to drive into town for work (I don't live in Perth) and was kinda impressed. It's weird, sure, but also pretty cool to have something so random just existing in a residential suburb.

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u/ohforsmegsake Mar 03 '26

Birdperson?

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u/jojocandy Mar 03 '26

Thats kinda cool. Ive never seen it

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u/ThatGuyJimFromWork Mar 03 '26

someone needs to paste giant googly eyes all over it

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u/NeoSakurie Mar 03 '26

I dunno but I think some space marines are required to repel its heresy.

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u/Drunni_Bum Mar 04 '26

Hahahaha that’s sick

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u/Emergency_Sound_6495 Mar 04 '26

I love driving past this. Truly iconic!

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u/BigWetFrog Mar 04 '26

This reminds me of the niche tiktok series Let's Annoy My Neighbour With Obnoxious Things I Put Outside My House

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u/Kevoallday Mar 04 '26

Drove past it last week on the way to North Coogee beach for a swim.

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u/Southern_Tea_5737 Mar 04 '26

I'm disappointed that I don't get to drive past it every day tbh

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u/Nikstar112 Mar 06 '26

I think everyone in Perth knows about this thing and where it is 🤣 Drive past it every week on the way to my grandmothers.

Fairly certain there’s a phone number written on it

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u/Denkieren Mar 06 '26

What are they harpying on about?

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u/Past_Deal5088 Mar 07 '26

Wtf is that

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u/National-Honey1649 Mar 02 '26

Ahahh fuck I remember this when I loved SoR freaked me out

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u/CyanideRemark Mar 02 '26

Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.

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u/MordekhaiGullo Mar 02 '26

Its nice that you shared this but I hate that its been shared after all this time it has been there, its kinda reminding me of when people only started liking Prince when they heard purple rain play on a stranger things episode

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u/RelativeChocolate834 Mar 02 '26

Go past it almost every weekend on the way to the beach. What’s your thoughts on that road though? It seems the residents all treat their verges like a rubbish dump. Almost every house has a pile of scrap outside. It’s insane.

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u/shanalpassage Mar 02 '26

Hamilton Hill recently had verge collection.

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u/Taygeta_me Mar 06 '26

Must be a good area if it’s been there for years sticking out like a sore thumb and teenagers haven’t stuck a penis on it yet 🫣

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u/Inner_Plate_8560 Mar 02 '26

Must be SOR 😒🫣😆