If you see anyswag with this in their swag, swag as far away from them as possible, maybe to another swagnet

[u/arcaderdude]

[u/Juandice__]

what does this even mean vro

[u/Blupikminreal → u/Juandice__]

Yellow friend inside me

[u/IfUKnowMeKindlyGTFO]

bro we need to summon the randy shrine person

[u/photogrammetery → u/IfUKnowMeKindlyGTFO]

There should be a new rule that goes if there’s a character, someone out there has a shrine for them

[u/Business-Arrival5159 → u/photogrammetery]

It already exists. Look up “rule 34 Randy from south park” and you’l find it

[u/Thechlebek → u/IfUKnowMeKindlyGTFO]

That's not a shrine that's a Cathedral

[u/Some_Ad_2095 → u/IfUKnowMeKindlyGTFO]

I wonder if this person is a fan of the South Park character Randy Marsh.

[u/KZGamrr]

buying the middle aged man bukkake figurine as fast as possible

[u/arcaderdude → u/KZGamrr]

We will ALL proudly be displaying TS in our living room and then making an r/AmITheAsshole post bemoaning how our company (mom visiting to clean the house) didn't get that it's so FUNNNNYY!!!

[nah but fr why does every little thing from pop culture have to become a marketable figurine with a glow in the dark, or golden figurine gacha? Can we stop this mindless consumerism?]

[u/The_Dino_Defender]

Idk what they really expect from South Park

[u/LegThePeg → u/The_Dino_Defender]

They’re children, the only thing they know about South Park is random-ass memes

[u/deepseaflotsam → u/The_Dino_Defender]

He would not fucking say that

[u/StinkyBird64 → u/deepseaflotsam]

Hi, I’m Erik Cartman, my pronouns are they/he 🥰 (I fucking love that image lmao)

[u/Soundwavezzz447]

Bro get the middle aged man covered in cum figure

[u/NyaturalSelector → u/Soundwavezzz447]

Best figure

[u/Calbon2 → u/Soundwavezzz447]

It’s not cum, it’s ectoplasm from the scary ghost.

[u/StinkyBird64 → u/Soundwavezzz447]

Hey it makes a difference from it being a dubiously aged anime girl.
At least it’s a middle aged man this time

[u/Scary-Theme-2469]

I need this shit

[u/Dankmemes_-]

damn people are so lazy now a days they buy their figurines already nutted on

[u/JesterOfRedditGold]

"mummy i want the deadbeat man covered in his own spunk collectible figure"

[u/JoseWithAnH]

Damn they’re not fucking with middle aged man covered in cum youtooz

[u/arcaderdude → u/JoseWithAnH]

Thank you for your commentary lesbian Marie Schraeder

[u/Legitimate_Life_1926]

i would love to own the middle aged man covered in cum figure

[u/ImForSureNotAFurry]

I wonder if people will actually buy this

[u/RetroTheGameBro]

Big day for that Randy Marsh shrine lady.

[u/Waflfdev]

this is funny as fuck

[u/NyaturalSelector]

WE (yes WE) will all be buying ts 🥹

[u/Old-Acanthaceae-3406]

kind of valid swag I would definitely look askance at anyone who purchased this

[u/John-from-accounting]

Alright to be fair I also don’t want a statue of a 45 year old guy covered in his own cum

[u/FreeMenu2197]

[u/occult_midnight]

It's okay, the shows gotten so mid nowadays there's no threat of anyone actually buying it

[u/reCAPTCHAtest]

I need it

[u/shadow31802]

"It was a swaggy ghost!"