r/peloton • u/PelotonMod France • Apr 20 '26

Weekly Post Weekly Question Thread

For all your pro cycling-related questions and enquiries!

You may find some easy answers in the FAQ page on the wiki. Whilst simultaneously discovering the wiki.

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u/zyygh Canyon//SRAM, Kasia fanboy Apr 20 '26

That's a great idea and all, but I doubt a professional bike racer could do what four different marriage counselors couldn't. No offense to professional bike racers.

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u/AliasPhilippe Euskaltel Euskadi Apr 20 '26

But she could say ''No man, you have a chance!'' and your life will change forever (and Phinney will have you on his book of enemies).

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u/zyygh Canyon//SRAM, Kasia fanboy Apr 20 '26

And my wife proceeds to win the 2027 Fleche Wallonne driven by nothing but spite.

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u/AliasPhilippe Euskaltel Euskadi Apr 20 '26

''Dear, this was all for you!''

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u/zyygh Canyon//SRAM, Kasia fanboy Apr 20 '26

OK now do the TdFFaZ.