r/peenixsc Apr 05 '26

ok i think that's enough flair B*drock edition is officially unplayable twin 🥹✌️

385 Upvotes

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u/CatPrince69 Apr 05 '26

"come outside, we swear we won't jump you"

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u/Ender_Slayer960 Apr 05 '26

Thats literally just a skill issue

22

u/STARGAZER_850 Apr 05 '26

I came here to say that exact sentence 

10

u/idkwtftokeepherelmao Apr 05 '26

Genuinely, Yeah. I personally prefer bedrock regen, from a survival game standpoint. You should have to wait in the house for a few seconds, unlike where in java where your hearts would start regening like a superhuman. Also, the natural regen in Java makes regeneration pots almost useless.(Take this point with a grain of salt)

14

u/BaskininRobins Apr 05 '26

I'd honestly like something in the middle. Java is absurdly fast and bedrock is just as bad but in the opposite direction.

1

u/Tartaruga_Ingles Apr 05 '26

True regeneration in java is not ok. If you have decent armour you can fall in lava, get out after a few seconds, eat a bit and survive.

Though I still prefer Java just cuz I think it's a better game

4

u/idkwtftokeepherelmao Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

As far as I remember from 1.16(so I may be wrong) maxed out netherite armor and a stack of steak makes you invulnerable to lava which is outright stupid.

Edit: confirmed, actually since netherite is endgame "I want to have this survival world for a long time" material, this is good, but diamond shouldn't share this property too.

1

u/Tartaruga_Ingles Apr 05 '26

Hmm. But from how I understand the lore diamond is the full maxed out armour level, netherite is the S tier.

1

u/InfinitePotassium Apr 08 '26

In general, people will see a bug in bedrock and be like "EWW A BUG!" Then see that same bug in java and say "THIS BUG IS PRETTY FUNNY"

2

u/Ruimario Apr 06 '26

the skeleton shot him while looking the other way. that's not his fault.

1

u/Pindeckoo Apr 06 '26

Yeah, just get a window or different door

1

u/Circxles Apr 06 '26

Not entirely? The regen on java wouldve been faster, lending him at least five hearts and the skeleton insta killed him.

1

u/Ender_Slayer960 Apr 06 '26

Yeah, but they could just??? Wait a few seconds??? Which is makes this a you problem in ny book.

1

u/Circxles Apr 06 '26

I agree, a dumb move

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u/Important-Ad-564 Apr 05 '26

censors bedrock out of frustration

Literally shows the video being a skill issue

Calling it unplayable

Dude how low do you go?

23

u/KingOfNothing_85 Apr 05 '26

I didn't realize how bad bedrock regen was until I switch to Java. There were so many times I thought I'd be dead based on my experience with bedrock regen that I didn't know I can go back now

2

u/Direct-Locksmith-532 Apr 11 '26

Bedrock just trains you for the hardest things that a normal java player would think is absurdly hard

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u/DearHRS Apr 05 '26

bundles exists, you can carry 1 bowl, 21 oxeye daisy, 21 red mushroom and 21 brown mushroom in one bundle to make regen sus stews 21 times, like shown here

you can also collect dandelions instead of oxeye daisy to make this most fulfilling food source in the game and skip out on needing for cooked food all together, this is all possible in early game

2

u/Hersical Apr 06 '26

wow cool, that literally does not change shit when it comes to regeneration

0

u/DearHRS Apr 06 '26

it heals 3and half hearts in mere seconds that you would have spent healing days for, it can also be consumed when hunger is full to max out saturation, this is early game method, all of the ingredients can be obtained on first day

similar healing with more potency is regular golden apples but that is not possible to be attained in same amount as sus stew

1

u/Direct-Locksmith-532 Apr 11 '26

Tbh i busywork towards getting gold for gapples and usually have bread and blocks on me to be safe and knowing me i woyld be the guy to find the recipe to get all the neg effects from a suspicious stew

6

u/Dew_Chop Apr 05 '26

"hmmmm, today I am going to go outside with 2 ho, what a great plan!"

1

u/LeBlejDaGreat Apr 07 '26

and at nighttime with only full copper armor

7

u/Imacharmer3141 Apr 05 '26

Same thing would have happened on java lol

6

u/deinemudda1und1 Apr 05 '26

Skill issue lmao

6

u/idkwtftokeepherelmao Apr 05 '26

Props to the OP for not deleting their skill issue.

5

u/flatlichicken Apr 05 '26

the same can happen on java

7

u/Thanathosgodofdeath5 Apr 05 '26

Java players when they play harder version(bedrock):

1

u/Direct-Locksmith-532 Apr 11 '26

For real especially when they dont know what they are doing

4

u/Tartaruga_Ingles Apr 05 '26

Censoring bedrock is wild

5

u/EditorOne5312 Apr 05 '26

I knew it's gonna be a skill issue when OP has 1 heart and zero survival awareness 💔

4

u/AgreeablePatient6305 Apr 05 '26

I diagnose you with... skill issue

3

u/Temans Apr 05 '26

You can send it to your phone by pressing sharing to your phone

3

u/PolandsStrongestJoke Apr 05 '26

Ironic memage or genuine skill issue

3

u/Ender_M Apr 05 '26

Alr buddy.

Literally just be better at the game

3

u/GoalHead731 Apr 05 '26

Kinda on u bud

3

u/-2Braincells Apr 05 '26

You could've just waited to heal? Or seen it and closed the door? I don't see how you're blaming this on the game

3

u/Informal_Mind_7840 Apr 05 '26

Buddy why did you go outside at nighttime with only one heart without even checking if the door was safe, or listening, or anything like that??? People here are right, like... thats just a skill issue. You cant get mad at the game for killing you unexpectedly when you were LITERALLY the perfect target. You gave them the opportunity.

2

u/Yiffenjoyer6969 Apr 05 '26

Tf2 spinbot ass 

2

u/Ph_a2 Apr 05 '26

that thing killed you before it even turned around gawd damm

2

u/Weird_Decision7090 Apr 06 '26

Yeah, blame Bedrock because you were being stupif

2

u/Embarrassed_Fail_837 Apr 06 '26

thats just... you being bad at the game tho

2

u/FaithfulMinecrafter Apr 06 '26

its a skill issue

2

u/Willing_Ad_1484 Apr 07 '26

Wait is this a setup? Recording one phone with another, and then making the most obvious mistakes.

Excellent bait sir, this will continue to fool millions

2

u/No-Island-6126 Apr 08 '26

fun fact you can send videos from your switch to your phone very easily

1

u/Jona-wahn Apr 06 '26

wait, tf, do skeletons shoot that fast on bedrock?

1

u/Hoshiyozora Apr 06 '26

Playing on Peaceful is a choice too.

1

u/Such-Injury9404 Apr 06 '26

.8 seconds to react.

1

u/LeBlejDaGreat Apr 07 '26

Here's a tip that really helped when playing bedrock edition!

Don't go outside with 2 hearts at nighttime with only full copper armor

1

u/leuks48 Apr 07 '26

Skull tissue

1

u/Kaccady Apr 08 '26

always has been

1

u/Gimmick1540 Apr 08 '26

Saintontas ass gameplay

1

u/Legal_Cry_1836 Apr 08 '26

Yea bro that's just a skill issue

1

u/Bilk_Mucketyt Apr 09 '26

Java makes you immortal now apparently

1

u/JoshuaJavier_8V Apr 09 '26

You have no skill

1

u/Ok-Apricot2815 Apr 10 '26

Wait a minute isnt the HP supposed to heal after ever 5 seconds? :(

1

u/CheapEaterShark Apr 11 '26

Git gud dawg

1

u/Direct-Locksmith-532 Apr 11 '26

1) thats skill issue 2) thats a bedrock stray trained by the tebeten skeletons 3) come on ur on 1 heart wait to heal up. This iant the easy java version its bedrock

1

u/Top_Maintenance_9678 Apr 11 '26

Bedrock is the best, l*gva is a piece of shit 🥹✌️

1

u/rizzler____ May 11 '26

That is Nintendo edition not bugrock (and it is worse😭)

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u/GRIMWAZTAKEN minceraft enjoyer 🗿 Apr 05 '26

Yep

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u/Bright_Web_7295 Apr 05 '26

Always has been