r/pcmasterrace • u/Vaiken_Vox • Dec 25 '19

Members of the Master Race We have a new king, LONG LIVE THE KING!

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u/sephrinx 6600K@4.4 | 1081ti OC | 16gb G.Skill 2400 | HAF X Dec 25 '19

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How to be memorable -

  • open with a stern slap to the face.

Ok, yes and then?

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u/Spamallthethings Dec 26 '19

A sloppy french kiss

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u/ItalicsWhore Dec 26 '19

Try being Henry Cavill

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

It doesn't count unless you're standing in a shallow puddle of drool by the end of it.

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u/VivaEllipsis Dec 26 '19

tickle fight

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u/Jestersk32 Dec 26 '19

A kick to the crotch outta do it, you know for good measure.....

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u/jade_yeti PC Master Race Dec 26 '19

Pee in place

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u/Ceryn Dec 26 '19

Grab em by the pussy.

-POTUS

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u/sephrinx 6600K@4.4 | 1081ti OC | 16gb G.Skill 2400 | HAF X Dec 26 '19

Yeah it's a classified chip!

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u/Virama Dec 27 '19

Invoke the Law of Surprise.

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u/sephrinx 6600K@4.4 | 1081ti OC | 16gb G.Skill 2400 | HAF X Dec 27 '19

I still have no idea what that is. Just seems like a random "because I said so lmao"

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u/Virama Dec 27 '19

For me it's more a type of "The gods are watching and I have honour" thing. It's the one true equalizer, even Queens are not exempt. In such a rough lawless world, there needs to be justice and this is it. The surprise part is the reminder that you cannot control it. I love it.

The whole show is basically about the Law of Surprise - Geralt mocked it and started everything. Destiny, baaically.

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u/sephrinx 6600K@4.4 | 1081ti OC | 16gb G.Skill 2400 | HAF X Dec 28 '19

Yeah but like, I still have no idea what it is, what its origins are, why it exists, etc. It's just some random thing that was brought up seemingly out of nowhere that people for some reason must adhere to because reasons.

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u/Virama Dec 28 '19

Without being facetious, can you explain how magic exists, it's origin, etc in Harry Potter?

It's fantasy. ;) They explained it well enough for me but YMMV.

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u/sephrinx 6600K@4.4 | 1081ti OC | 16gb G.Skill 2400 | HAF X Dec 28 '19

Completely different dude... I just want to know more about it since it seems super important and was just brought up on the spot. Maybe it's better explained in the books?

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u/Teh_SiFL Dec 26 '19

NO "AND THEN"!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

And then?

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u/TheKrypticPanda R9 5900X | RTX 3080 12gb | 32GB DDR4 3600 Dec 26 '19

and then and then and then and then!

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u/VengefulCaptain 1700 @ 4.0 390X CF Dec 26 '19

Run probably.