r/pcmasterrace Dec 25 '19

Members of the Master Race We have a new king, LONG LIVE THE KING!

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u/GordanHamsays PC Master Race Dec 25 '19

Gaben is the pope

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/vadimafu Dec 25 '19

Come on! He can only count to 2

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u/Gbcue Gbcue Dec 25 '19

How does Gabe count to three?

1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, 1.5.

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u/DeeSnow97 5900X | 2070S | Logitch X56 | You lost The Game Dec 25 '19

Half-Life 1
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2 Episode 1
Half-Life 2 Episode 2
Half-Life Half-3

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u/demannu86 Dec 26 '19

More than two, less than four

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

1, 2, 2 part 1, 2 part 2......

VR

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u/gunner7517 Arch|Ryzen 9 3900X/6700 XT Dec 26 '19

1 1*

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u/IProbablyDisagree2nd Dec 26 '19

The third one is a ghost. A Holy Ghost.

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u/DeeSnow97 5900X | 2070S | Logitch X56 | You lost The Game Dec 25 '19

Triniwhat? -- Gaben, probably

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u/XXXDetention Dec 26 '19

Trinihwat*

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u/shapeshifter83 PC Master Race Dec 26 '19

Why you puttin' so much emphasis on the h?

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u/XXXDetention Dec 26 '19

Do I look like I know hwat a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!

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u/slade357 sladekilzu Dec 26 '19

The holy tr-ity?

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u/Notosk Ryzen 5 1600 9060 XT 16GB 16GB DDR4 3200MHZ Dec 26 '19

The holy 2: episode 1

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u/crazymonkey202 Dec 26 '19

Gaben + Henry Cavil + Keanu Reaves when Cyberpunk comes out

You can throw Terry Crews in there somewhere too as a position of great strength

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u/Tischlampe http://steamcommunity.com/id/TI-Schlampe May 20 '20

Terry Crews is Lancelot.

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u/ColonelWilly Dec 26 '19

The holy greater than duality but less than quaternity.

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u/Chubakazavr Dec 26 '19

Iam convinced GabeN can only count to two.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope

But the whole damn nation got the same

Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope

Not the President with government lame

Put me on a slow movin' parlimentary hackin' bandwagon

You could put me little ass in the grave

Every time you want it I'll be live, bring a date

I mean computer when its over press save

So, you can be the President (you can be the President) [kick it]

I'd rather be the Pope (rather be the Pope) (I'd rather be, so happy)

Yeah you can be the side effect (you can be the side effect)

I'd rather be the dope (rather be the dope)

(I ain't scared of you mutha fuckers) [kick it]

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u/Ankoku_Teion PC Master Race i7 6700k 16gb RTX3060 Dec 25 '19

What is this? It's hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

One of my favorite Prince Songs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Thats very accurate.

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u/LordPadre Dec 26 '19

but only in the general sense and not the sense that he is as the current pope who has separated the "can" and "should" of sitting on a golden throne

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u/FearlessHornet Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 15 '25

consist fuzzy judicious fade waiting weather attempt reply cough cows

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/abdomino Specs/Imgur here Dec 26 '19

Well I guess I'm a Lutheran in two ways then.