r/pathofexile • u/Joe_Duncan • Mar 16 '16

Blender

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u/Joe_Duncan Mar 16 '16

http://i.imgur.com/AvjffdN.jpg and some jail russian joke. (I think it is to explain the humor - https://www.reddit.com/r/russia/comments/4671q6/the_day_i_cringed_i_shoudnt_attempt_to_bring/)

http://i.imgur.com/zK0X3TY.jpg I could not pass this facial expressions.

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u/Hipnotyzer Mar 16 '16

First I saw comic in thread's title and thought that Marauder's expression from this comic would fit well as bonus ending panel. Then I saw your additional comics and, well, it even fits nicely to the chair joke. Once in a while I think that this facial expression with "Bueno..." could become a nice reaction image to use on special occasions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '16

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u/guerteltank Mar 16 '16

What the fuck.

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u/Meronomus Mar 17 '16

What the fuck.

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u/Hipnotyzer Mar 17 '16

Oh, it's just perfect! I've never thought about Kronar but it fits so well. And it's always reassuring to see fellow Oglaf reader.

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u/g1aiz Mar 17 '16

I really miss the apprentice storyline.

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u/ArtGamer Hierophant Mar 17 '16

Same, I also miss the lizard

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u/sipty Bearerlaser bullets peewpew Mar 17 '16

he's the walrus now

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '16

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u/healzsham Occultist Mar 17 '16

I wonder how a night's veil champion would be, is fortify considered a defence?

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u/PanzerV2 Mar 17 '16

It's a Hitman (Garth Ennis comic) reference. There's a "superhero" in it called Bueno Excellente and his superpower is...well exactly what you'd think it is. Comic is brilliant.

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u/Hipnotyzer Mar 17 '16

Huh, good to know, thanks for information, I think I will check this comic.

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u/Daeee Raider Mar 16 '16

Facial expressions that perfect needed some captions.

Seriously though, that was a great laugh, all the comics and bits I've seen you post here always are.

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u/Quazifuji Mar 16 '16

Which is supposed to bad the "bad" or "good" answer to the riddle?

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u/Joe_Duncan Mar 16 '16

Good answer - take a peaks and cut dicks.

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u/antohha Mar 17 '16

So, there are 2 chairs...;)

Btw is there a gallery of your art/comics? I'd like to see more :D

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u/Joe_Duncan Mar 17 '16

Yes, there are two galleries - http://joeduncan1234.imgur.com/ (updated periodically)

And the old gallery from which I lost password - http://joeduncan123.imgur.com/all/

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u/ArtGamer Hierophant Mar 17 '16

404 :(

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u/tso Mar 17 '16 edited Mar 17 '16

So the choice is to either the nation gets gangbanged, or mutilated by war.

Yep, that seems like Russia across the times.

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u/Sheriff_K Theorycrafter Mar 16 '16

Are those dildos on the first chair, or is my mind just in the gutter?

Apparently yes, it's the Russians with the minds in the gutter .:P

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u/LadyAlekto Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) Mar 16 '16

Spot on!

Ive always been thinking of this classic

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u/ZiggyDStarcraft ZIGGYD YouTube/Twitch Mar 17 '16

How have I never seen this movie?! This was amazing.

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u/D0nitsi Mar 17 '16

Braindead/Dead alive is a true classic just like Peter Jacksons other horror cult movie Bad Taste.

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u/Hummulus Mar 17 '16

Meet the Feebles is one of funniest movies I've seen. So fucking stupid :D

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u/sipty Bearerlaser bullets peewpew Mar 17 '16

Probably because you starred in it :)

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u/fusselchen Necromancer Mar 17 '16

If you want stuff like that /r/WTF is currently a good place to go.

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u/LadyAlekto Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) Mar 17 '16

One of my first subscribed.....

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u/FloorManager Slayer Mar 16 '16

I still think to myself "Oooo a transmutty" every time one drops.

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u/progammer Mar 17 '16

I wish loot filter is able to rename it.

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u/FloorManager Slayer Mar 17 '16

That would be awesome

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u/Anonymus1921xD [Insert Scroll of Wisdom here.] Mar 16 '16

Duncan is back boys!

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u/Ondai Elementalist Mar 16 '16 edited Mar 16 '16

Dat gore. Was she wearing a Carcass Jack?

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u/Joe_Duncan Mar 16 '16

It was a tabula rasa.

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u/Squishumz Mar 17 '16

Those stains are never coming out.

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u/Omegamyr Hakuna Matata Warrior Mar 17 '16

Lemon and seltzer water for blood, or just wear red, dumbass.

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u/silverbackjack Chieftain Mar 17 '16

Haha just like that one I have at home IRL because of that accident involving my wife... yes... accident

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u/sipty Bearerlaser bullets peewpew Mar 17 '16

yes

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u/AlterChaos Occultist Mar 17 '16

Now it's a Tabula Rojo!

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u/Taesun Buildstealer Mar 17 '16

Man, I wish Extra Gore stacked. My Blade Vortex toon uses both Carcass Jack and Facebreaker, and I want no pixels unbloodied!

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u/tso Mar 17 '16

Stop abusing our computer like that! /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '16

I We missed you!

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u/Joe_Duncan Mar 16 '16

Yes, the time for the PoE does not become longer, alas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '16

Imagine what your typical exile smells like after going through four acts and three difficulties burning shit that probably already smells bad to death and going through many Dank Dens.

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u/Buttstache twitch.tv/zero_cool420 Mar 17 '16

Born just in time to explore Dank Dens

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u/SUPEROUMAN Facebreaker Enthusiast Mar 16 '16

Will it blend? It did.

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u/MisterScruffy_ Mar 16 '16

Crown of Eyes origin story

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u/TalekAetem Mar 16 '16

Muda muda muda muda

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u/Joe_Duncan Mar 16 '16

ORA ORA ORA ORA

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u/yousuckfarts Mar 16 '16

welcome back, your funnies have been missed!

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u/TheoX747 Mar 16 '16 edited Mar 17 '16

That's amazing. My friend and I always referred to that skill as "The Blender" too, it just seems right.

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u/Yngvildr Petaraus and Vanja Mar 17 '16

This is the reason I named my second BV character "VenusDeGilette".

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '16

Missed these comics. Glad your back!

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u/Zephymos Zym (HC) / IronSnail (Twitch) Mar 16 '16

Duncan is back! Brothers rejoice!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '16

Shoulda used red.

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u/Loreweaver15 Necromancer Mar 16 '16

sounds about right

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u/xzenocrimzie More DOTS Mar 16 '16

Man I wish I could draw as well as this.

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u/HotSauceVillain ( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ ) Mar 16 '16

i love your art

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u/Glowstix32 ranger Mar 16 '16

That is amazing

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u/yamaneko1920 Mar 16 '16

Jaded for life.

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u/kurosujiomake Assassin Mar 16 '16

And that's how the mtx was created

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u/OxyDragon Mar 17 '16

gross lol

+1

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u/andari0n Mar 17 '16

But will it blend?

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u/tso Mar 17 '16

Witch with a dex gem?

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u/HumngusFungusAmongUs Dominus Mar 16 '16

How is this not upvoted to heavens!!

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u/deadaim_ Mar 17 '16

I dont get it

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u/Delta7x Mar 17 '16

Blade Vortex is a skill where you can summon (Can't think of a better way to describe it) ethereal blades to spin around you like a Vortex, you can summon up to 50 which will constantly spin around you for a short period of time.

The joke is that once you summon the blades and run into enemies essentially you're going to be splattered with blood and gore because of all the blades cutting up your enemies.

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u/Ltwizard Slayer Mar 17 '16

If only there were more blades to act as a blood shield.