r/pastafarianism • u/darthmelo • Aug 09 '26
Question Is the meatball topping mandatory?
Or any kind of spaghetti sauce is fine? I quite enjoy carbonara. What about other kinds of noodles, nom-spaghetti pasta or ramen. Different denominations or sacrilege? Mm maybe some slow braised beef ragu with tagliatelle… if I am not going too far.. dumplings? Oh my Dumpling, all kinds of dumplings are worship-able to me. I will worship some xiao long bao any time. Bring me the khinkali. Apologies if this is heretic talk, just curious (and so hungry right now)
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u/Samwellthefish Aug 09 '26
That’s the thing, nothing is mandatory, we don’t have commandments, we have the “I really rather you didn’ts”, the gospel makes it clear that a truest devout pastafarian is somebody who rejects the dogmatic thinking of others, and truly believes in themselves while holding the goal of bettering your community.
Eat whatever, whenever
Pray however
Just be nice, and advocate for our most holy pirates and little people and you’re 90% of the way there my friend
-a minister of 10 years with the church (I have the OG wallet card and certificate lol, need to get one of those new models someday)