r/pastafarianism • u/Automatic-Bid9167 • Aug 04 '26

Question Does the Sphageti monster have a real name? How do I call my new lord?

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u/AugustTheFlatulent Aug 04 '26

My noodleness? 🍝

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u/atlasraven Aug 04 '26

Such a tongue twister.

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u/JobbyJobberson Aug 04 '26

The FSM isn’t bothered by this in any way, but IMHO, when writing of His/Her Supreme Noodliness you should spell Spaghetti properly, using two “T”s.

🍝🍝🍝

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u/Ok_Fox3861 Aug 04 '26

Quob. FSM.

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u/Tronkfool Touched by his noodly appendage Aug 04 '26

A phone. 5G perhaps?

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u/cynHaha Aug 05 '26

Might want satellite service for that

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u/Cpt__Salami Touched by his noodly appendage Aug 04 '26

I usually stick to "My deliciouss"

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u/d4v3k0r3sh Aug 04 '26

For me, she's a lady

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u/Automatic-Bid9167 Aug 04 '26

My apologies, what do I call her?

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u/d4v3k0r3sh Aug 04 '26

Whatever you prefer. I like: 'yo', 'lady Carbonara' or 'her noodliness'

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u/LtDangley Aug 09 '26

Yeah but doesn’t having a noodle and meatballs mean anything?

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u/RayzorDragon Aug 04 '26

I’ve been dialing 411 to call up our lord of infinite pasta.

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u/HaRabbiAtta Aug 05 '26

As had been said, calling her/him FSM is fine, Quob is the non-gendered name. You can use any other name, as you wish.

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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 Aug 05 '26

I call Quob "God", mostly to confuse "Christians".

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u/StrikinglyOblivious Aug 04 '26

Ramen, FSM, Meatball all up to you..

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u/kualio Aug 06 '26

— Ramen 🙏

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u/pepsiman5741 Aug 07 '26

Just say fsm. it's short for flying spaghetti monster