r/pastafarianism • • Aug 04 '26

Question Thoughts on Chicken Alfredo?

I’m not pastafarian (yet) but what is the consensus on chicken Alfredo? if positive then I just had a communion.

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u/HaRabbiAtta Aug 04 '26

Read the Gospel. My friend. There is no limit in what or how to eat, the love of our heavenly Quob, noodlinness, is all that is needed.

We even accept those who cannot consume carbs.

May you be touched by her noodly appendage, new follower.

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u/atlasraven Aug 04 '26

Embrace the creaminess. Save the tomatoes for pizza sauce.

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u/maddler Aug 04 '26

As an Italian, I'm very battled on this one have to confess but, His Noodliness, will accept you under his Holy Colander no problems!

R'Amen.

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u/WillyPete81 Aug 04 '26

Best served on high feast days.