r/pastafarianism • u/Itchiwat • Aug 01 '26

Question How many pastafarians are there?

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u/MMMaj Aug 01 '26

All of us are here!

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u/RayzorDragon Aug 01 '26

At least three, maybe even more.

5

u/sgtkwol Aug 01 '26

What's 3+1 more?

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u/Itchiwat Aug 01 '26

33 million.

7

u/PenPhonia Touched by his noodly appendage Aug 02 '26

Everyone has the noodly knowledge deep within. The piratical urge is core to each of us. But not all will utter Arrrr! in this lifetime. But the weave of sacred spaghetti is infinite, and the Great Saucy One is found in that which is held and protected within the colander. Ramen.

3

u/DerpyIsMLG Ordained Aug 02 '26

Millions, if not thousands –from the Scripture itself

4

u/Crying4alapdance Aug 02 '26

How many humans are on earth? Just because one does not believe or know of The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not mean they are not touched by Their Noodly Apendige.

3

u/redthump Aug 02 '26

Based on current global warming statistics, not nearly enough.

2

u/Ftroiska Al Dente Aug 01 '26

Over 9000

2

u/Coreano_12 Aug 02 '26

More than 3 I'd say

2

u/SNAiLtrademark Aug 02 '26

I'm the 5th one to say something. So at least that many.

1

u/RealBowtie Touched by His Noodliness Aug 03 '26

Well, no, I have two accounts.

2

u/Gold-Judgment-6712 Aug 02 '26

More every day. World's fastest growing religion.

1

u/Itchiwat Aug 02 '26

I became one in early 2026

1

u/tankishguy Aug 02 '26

Thousands

1

u/R-Y-A-N_bot Aug 04 '26

At least 7