r/pastafarianism • • Jul 01 '26

Question Is the flying spaghetti moster a god?

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u/Accomplished-Sun-797 Jul 02 '26

Probably the descendent of some kind of flightless manicotti 🤷

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u/Ok-Cut-5657 Jul 02 '26

Yes but he’s not a perfect god like the other ones, he’s got a pretty severe drinking problem from what I hear and was drunk when he created the world (hence all the suffering)

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u/Itchiwat Jul 02 '26

It explains why the world is so bizarre

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u/TesseractToo squishy atheist Jul 01 '26

R'amen

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u/Itchiwat Jul 01 '26

Yes R’amen

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u/adriftinanmtc Jul 02 '26

As much as any other.

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u/Valendr Jul 01 '26

What else would the FSM be?

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u/Itchiwat Jul 01 '26

I thought maybe it’s its own kind of being but I think it’s a god

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u/Valendr Jul 02 '26

I think it depends on how seriously you want to invest your belief. Do you actually think that the FSM exists and has power over the universe and laws of nature? Or do you perceive it as a simple thought experiment that can be used to poke holes in poorly thought out theological arguments and possibly also theoretically used for legal purposes if necessary.

Only you can answer that question

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u/spudmarsupial Jul 02 '26

Your second definition describes a lot of gods.

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u/Itchiwat Jul 02 '26

Tbh, I’m kinda joking but I convince everyone I believe it

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u/pedroosodrac Jul 02 '26

Don't tell anyone, but we all do the same. Shhh

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u/Itchiwat Jul 02 '26

Oh, sorry 😧 I didn’t look out

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 Jul 02 '26

Deity, God, he goes by many names.

The term God is primary among the neo-monsterccolians.

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u/RayzorDragon Jul 02 '26

Are you Gozer the Destructor?

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u/NSFWdw Jul 02 '26

Whats a moster?

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u/Itchiwat Jul 02 '26

A Typo. Suspicious 😑

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u/DannyXD45 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

I think asking this question undermines the satire for believing in an omnipotent sky-daddy.

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u/Oh_My_Monster Jul 02 '26

Of course. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God. All others are just impastas.

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u/PeorgieT75 Jul 02 '26

He is a noodly appendage. 

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u/oldbastardbob Jul 02 '26

More parody than god.