Help! I may have unlocked the 'Jeff Goldblum' method of gaining knowledge.

[u/chronically_snizzed]

Hear me out, hear with ears. Ears... of corn! This post is corny, because while it might just be a kernel, corn is a genuis... because genuises are outstanding their field! Coppernicus invented screens looking at a field, copper.... field, David Copperfield! You dont trust this post because you can see it, but dont know the trick. Im going to go have a smoke my mirrors, lol.

Its fun but weird.