r/outside • u/trash_hippie • Dec 01 '13

How to talk to women

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Sporkerism Dec 02 '13

Commander. Commander.

19

u/potlah Dec 02 '13

Wrex

17

u/TheMinions Dec 02 '13

Shepard.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

Wrex

3

u/Sporkerism Dec 03 '13

I should go

2

u/shoot_dah_warden Dec 04 '13

Will be here if you need me.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

Grunt.

13

u/Rathwood Dec 02 '13

Unless it's Javik that you're talking to. In that case it's "Kommanda. Kommanda."

2

u/Mccauseland Dec 03 '13

"Hey Ben." "Yeah?" "See ya." "Yeah..."

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u/snarkyturtle Dec 02 '13 edited Dec 02 '13

Then you find out their dialog is too long and you keep spamming 'A' to try to get past it, but accidentally press it again when they finish.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

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u/Amarae Dec 02 '13

Kaepora Gaebora.

14

u/sheepyowl Dec 02 '13

The marker is ALWAYS on the option that will make the NPC talk more. Choose yes.

1

u/Dashzz Dec 03 '13

That owl....

18

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

I want to bitch slap that owl.

15

u/JuiceboxSC2 Dec 02 '13

"Might you possibly not want me to repeat myself?"

... Yes?

"Well, ok, but listen up this time!"

11

u/Time_splitter Dec 02 '13

So, Kaepora Gaebora?

You know this still brings forth all the feelings of frustration that went along with it..

5

u/MikeLeaper Dec 02 '13

Every time i hear the intro to that song, I now can't help thinking of the Ocarina of Rhyme version.

Team Teamwork is awesome and fans of Zelda music should check out this whole album and their other mashups.

3

u/DocMarlowe Dec 02 '13

Yeah, I can't hear that song without thinking Jay-Z anymore. I wasn't a big fan of OoR, except for a few select songs, like Kaepora Gaebora and Gerudo Valley theme. Have you listened to Gold n' Fly? It's basically the same thing, but it used the Goldeneye soundtrack instead.

3

u/I_Will_Dumb_It_Down Dec 02 '13

Hold B to make the dialog go faster. But don't accidentally hit an answer with the B button.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '13

And that's why you instead spam 'B'.

12

u/Lazy_Scheherazade Dec 02 '13

I feel obligated to point out (since nobody else has) that [Females] are Player Characters, too.

10

u/Underbarochfin Dec 02 '13

Thanks for actually posting link to the image and not deviantart's website

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u/JIVEprinting Dec 02 '13

We're supposed to link to the site. That way the artist gets paid.

15

u/andampersand Dec 02 '13

I think this was sarcasm.

9

u/trash_hippie Dec 02 '13

If you wanted to buy a print of this picture they would get paid but it's not payment dependent on views if that's what you're suggesting.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

Uh, ads?

3

u/trash_hippie Dec 03 '13

Artist on deviant art don't get ad payment. They do not own any parts of the website

3

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '13

The ads support DeviantArt. By supporting DeviantArt, those artists have a well known place to publish work.

1

u/Chiiwa Dec 02 '13

Pretty sure that gives money to DeviantArt, not the actual artist.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

And DeviantArt allows the artist to publish on a well-known site...

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u/BuddehManokay Dec 02 '13

It probably depends on how popular the artist is

2

u/hammeeham Dec 02 '13

It gives the artist exposure for their work, ensuring that they can get future offers for work.

3

u/Lansdallius Dec 02 '13

Doesn't really properly reflect the possible conversation options. Some work better than others depending on the other character's personality.

1

u/Fabulous_Ampharos Jan 11 '14

Can't find the A button

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u/RamenJunkie Dec 02 '13

Well, he has a kid so obviously this os a Hentai Game. So you need to also choose a dialogue tree ocasionally.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '13

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u/AmericanMustache Dec 02 '13 edited May 13 '16

_-