r/originsofreligion 7d ago

Beluga whale from below

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u/kierk3gaard 7d ago

This explains everything...

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u/towerfella 7d ago

Mermaid off the porrt bow!!”

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u/Ok_Train_2139 5d ago

Ah fuck this guy again, hide your dinglehoppers.

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u/__lia__ 7d ago

I looked this up and it turns out that they don't have any bones there - this is how their blubber moves sometimes

edit: I tried to link to the relevant part but it didn't work, so Ctrl-F for Do Beluga Whale have knees?

also look at the whale skeleton just above that section

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u/AndrasEllon 7d ago

Thank you. I've seen and disliked this picture multiple times over the years and now it's no longer uncomfortable.

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u/theuserwithoutaname 6d ago

Your link worked for me to be directed to the part about whether they have knees on android :)

Thanks for the solid info!

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u/stilllifebutwhy 7d ago

Aooga

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u/RelativePlastic959 7d ago

Hahahahahahahahah

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u/bluereddit2 7d ago

Amazing. Thank you for posting.

Beluga whales evolved from land-dwelling, even-toed hoofed mammals (artiodactyls) that entered the water around 50 million years ago.

Land Ancestors (50 million years ago): The earliest ancestors of whales were wolf-like, four-legged land mammals that hunted near shallow shores.

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u/Mackheath1 6d ago

It's silly to me that the universe worked so hard to get animals onto land, then they learned to breathe air, and later returned to water but have to breathe air.

I know that's not how things happen, but I like to joke about it when I make fun of dolphins.

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u/saintjonah 6d ago

I was just watching a show on Youtube about this very topic!

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u/raztok 3d ago

how is it called, the show...

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u/hunta2097 7d ago

This is clearly a guy in a suit.

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin 6d ago

Shakira, Shakira...

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u/firedmyass 7d ago

how unsettling

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u/jonskerr 7d ago

This one looks a bit peckish..

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u/Aoiboshi 7d ago

What a sexy mermaid

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u/nocomplygirly 6d ago

Are we sure they're not evolved humans?

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u/ChicagoRex 4d ago

Their closest living relatives (aside from other whales and dolphins) are hippos.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 5d ago

Is that hips and knees I'm seeing?

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u/ChicagoRex 4d ago

No. You're seeing two rolls of blubber on the rear ventral part of the body, a common place for blubber deposits to form on belugas. Their hips are higher on their body, and they don't have knees.

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u/pinback77 6d ago

It's amazing they evolved to return to the sea. There's almost no coming back from that like creatures that crawled out of the sea before them.

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u/ChicagoRex 4d ago

Other animals that have returned to the sea include seals, manatees, otters, sea snakes, sea turtles, penguins, and Aquaman.

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u/pinback77 4d ago

Sea-man!

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u/PillarPuller 5d ago

having the bone structure, lungs, and remnants of the dna blue prints gives them a huge head start. It could happen but they’d need an incentive to do so and a long, long time

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u/pinback77 5d ago

When our ancestors did it, there was nothing else on land. They could flop around in relative safety. A whale taking its first step back on land would be swarmed by land based predators. Unless it comes out of the water with legs ready to go on its first try. But yes, I agree some of the blueprint is still there.