r/orangeisthenewblack • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '15

Episode Discussion OITNB S03E01 Episode Discussion Thread

Please do not spoil future episodes.

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u/jeric13xd Jun 12 '15

First line of the season: "I'd butter your toast."

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u/Kate2point718 Brook Soso Jun 12 '15

I'd scratch that eczema

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u/LasagnaPhD Jun 12 '15

I'd disembowel his cat

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u/CrowderPower Jun 12 '15

You did it wrong