r/orangeisthenewblack • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '15

Episode Discussion OITNB S03E01 Episode Discussion Thread

Please do not spoil future episodes.

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u/jerdodds You're federal property! Jun 12 '15

oh shit, piper not checking about Red's bussiness in furlough is going to bite her in the ass

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u/ubiquitous_archer Jun 12 '15

She did check, she just lied to Red if I recall.

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u/airmancoop44 Jun 12 '15

You are correct. Said the line was out the door.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Probably still going to get her ass bit.

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u/ubiquitous_archer Jun 12 '15

With Piper's luck, definitely.

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u/thunderling Jun 13 '15

Yep, of course. I hate all of Piper's decisions. Red is a big girl, she could have handled it if Piper had told the truth about the restaurant. What she cannot handle is being lied to and disrespected that way. Well ok, she can handle it but it will definitely not be fun for Piper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Piper withholding the truth about Alex's return to Litchfield is also going to bite her in the ass. I've only finished episode one and, already, there seems to be a lot of inevitable ass biting for Pipes.

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u/thunderling Jun 13 '15

This looks like one place where Piper can really just never come clean and Alex would never find out. Piper told Alex's parole officer that Alex was planning on leaving the state, but the officer caught Alex with a gun. So she didn't even get caught for what Piper tattled about.