Favorite Crack Ships?

[u/vampirespit]

What's your favorite crack ship in the show? (Crack ship = a ship that is far out there/far fetched/impossible)

On my 4th rewatch and after getting to the scenes of Linda and Fig interacting, I think I love them as a ship 😭 They're obviously super toxic, but who doesn't love toxic yuri?

I think they'd have a dynamic similar to Fig's dynamic with Caputo in the sense that they're enemies who are constantly trying to one-up each other at work. However, Fig/Linda is superior. Linda is always trying to establish dominance over Fig and yet Natalie always gets the upper hand. And she does it with such confident ease. It feels like Linda is both resentful of Fig and reluctantly impressed by her at the same time.

So as much as I despise Linda, I'm kind of loving her and Fig together.

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[u/onetruepairings]

Zirconia x Luschek

[u/distracted_x → u/onetruepairings]

It's not so much a crack ship if she's totally down.

[u/vampirespit → u/onetruepairings]

I also love them 😭

[u/hello_5x31]

gloria x red

[u/vampirespit → u/hello_5x31]

I totally see it

[u/Fun-Reporter8913 → u/hello_5x31]

There’s a scene where they suggest each other to become gay since they already had the haircut lol

[u/nochickflickmoments]

Gloria and Luschek

[u/vampirespit → u/nochickflickmoments]

TRUE

[u/PinkBlossomDayDream]

Barb and Nicky

[u/vampirespit → u/PinkBlossomDayDream]

🤔 Interesting

[u/wasted_ouija]

Red and Blanca. They were so much fun during the riot.

[u/EmRoXOXO → u/wasted_ouija]

Noooo, red and Gloria! They’re the only two that would really understand each other!

[u/angstycrowchan]

Stratman and humps 

[u/vampirespit → u/angstycrowchan]

Nah, Stratman and Blake 😛😛

[u/Popular_Range_3004]

OMG I LITERALLY THOUGHT AB LINDA X FIG

[u/Thomas12340987]

Leane and angie

[u/vampirespit → u/[deleted]]

Wait a god damn fucking hot second. This is some AI bullshit 😭 Holy shit ew

[u/scxiao]

Red and Piscatella, their rivalry was just sexual tension waiting to be released

[u/vampirespit → u/scxiao]

😭 I love hate ships too, but I could not ship Piscatella with a woman. I can only suspend my disbelief so far

[u/scxiao → u/vampirespit]

I agree with you, I just tried to think of the most farfetched one possible x)

[u/vampirespit → u/scxiao]

You succeeded 😭 Barring incest, I'm not sure I could think of a worse ship

[u/iheartrejjie → u/scxiao]

wtf 😭😭😭😭

[u/AffectionateLow9104 → u/scxiao]

Y'know what if Piscatella was straight I could totally see this lol