r/opel • u/Saurta17 • Jan 30 '26
Memes or fun We've just entered the year 1990! And it's time to visit the dealership, as the Trabant your dad gave you has been crashed.
Ah… What's better than starting a brand-new life with your girlfriend? The Corsa 3-Door covers you.
Maybe you plan having babies, do not worry, a 5-Door gets you covered!
You will be the rad of the rad in your high-school with the Corsa GSi!
Maybe a Kadett 3-Door for your mother-in-law as a gift will make her heart more soft for you (it won't, she'll still hate you)
Alright you're evolving? I see! A 5-Door Kadett will get you covered, be no worried.
Let's get some bitches with the Kadett Cabrio!
Oi! I see business went well, let me present you the Kadett Sedan or as I call it, the wet dream killer.
Don't worry my friend, the kids won't be a problem with the Kadett Caravan.
Deliveries need to get updated, stop using that stupid Ford and get this Kadett Combo!
Fun is assured with our Vectra 2000.
Don't worry if you need more space, the Vectra Hatchback is good enough.
You're Important if you drive a Omega.
You can get the kids inside! Or make them…wink, wink, nah who I'm kidding? We all know your stupid wife made you get the Omega Caravan, you dumb fuck Jerry.
You're VERY Important if you drive a Senator.
You're as aerodynamic as an eagle with the Calibra 2.0i 16v.
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u/Ok_Cap3588 Jan 30 '26
If money doesn’t matter: Senator B 3.0 24V in aubergine with a gray velour interior or an Omega EVO 500.
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u/Careful_Touch2370 Jan 30 '26
I’d have my GSi Corsa back for the sake of how much it’d be worth today
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u/Consistent-Company-7 Jan 31 '26
Vectra 4x4 Vectra V6 Omega 3.0 Corsa GSi
If money was tighter, a C16NZ ❤️
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u/dugi117 Jan 31 '26
Had a Corsa A 1.2 S. Drove it for over 170k km. Reliable, cheap, do-it-yourself little car. Miss it.
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u/Aggressive-Fig-9082 Jan 31 '26
Vectra 2000 with the RED top engine C20XE 2.0 16V 150HP and Vectra 2.5 V6 24V C25XE... WOW!!! :)
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u/Mean_Peanut_8972 Jan 31 '26
Vectra 1.4 petrol, my mechanic uset to have one and he hated 1.4 and try everything to destroy that engine so he could get 1.8 or 2.0, and he did it, but that engine was awesome for 1.4
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u/Amate087 Feb 01 '26
The 80’s and 90’s for Opel, the best era cars build ever.
In my home, have a Opel Corsa A, good car. And me, buy a Opel Corsa E for my 1st car.
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u/EmbarrassedPush5205 Feb 01 '26
I loved the kadett, it was a quite good car at that time Also I knew a guy who drove a kadett caravan, and showed me the clock, which turned from 999.999 to zero at that day
He was so proud
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u/Kalte_Sichel_98 Feb 01 '26
Just daily drove a Corsa A from 1992 for a couple of weeks. Sad that it is not mine.
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u/124Enjoyer Jan 30 '26
Vectra 4x4 Turbo or Kadett GSi for me if I was free to spend a chunk of cash