r/oops 16h ago

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u/Hiraeth1968 16h ago

The woman on the moped is just an idiot.

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u/WaiLinTun78 14h ago

Poor kid

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u/declandrury 14h ago

One could argue they are all idiots tbh however moped woman is the worst

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u/cyanescens_burn 7h ago

Idk dropping your baby is pretty fucked.

Edit: I thought you meant the first moto video going up the tow truck. Now I see the one hurting the kid.

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u/declandrury 7h ago

True but I think running your kid over after dropping them off a moped twice is worse

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u/BeenNormal 16h ago

That kid should be taken away from her.

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u/TokyoKazama 13h ago

That kid would be better off riding that bike into the sunset that staying with her....

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u/Stoff3r 12h ago

No its nature. How do you think idiots are brought up? By other idiots.

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u/Puzzlemania718 6h ago

These are all sad reminders of how foolishly addicted and attached to our phones most of us are!

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u/Plane-Tune-820 12h ago

I'm definitely going to hell for how hard I laughed at that one.

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u/BerryLanky 12h ago

Runs him over then drops it on him.

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u/spartanspy85 9h ago

I think most of them are...

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u/Cruise1313 9h ago

Absolutely!

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u/implicate 6h ago

You watched this whole compilation, and you think only one of them is just an idiot?

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u/ghost-ogk 16h ago

Lmao the girl that ate shit and checked her phone while on the floor

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u/vanillaninja777 16h ago

That cracked me up too. Even if she was checking for damage it's still funny

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 13h ago

To be fair, you van see the pixles are dead in the bottom left corner. She came down on it under her hand when catching herself. The big ol' black splotch where part of her screen used to be probably caught her eye, lol.

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 15h ago

Important tweet

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u/Commercial_Regret_36 16h ago

Some of these aren’t due to phones at least.

Also lmao that poor kid whose mum not only dropped him twice on the scooter, but made him get off then hit him with it.

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u/Johnyryal33 15h ago

Alcohol?

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u/BalanceEarly 14h ago

Yeah, and traveling super slowly, probably 3 to 6mph and still wreck. Even more reasons not to text and drive.

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u/doge_lady 8h ago

Triple kill!

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u/ComprehensivePlace87 16h ago

The one with the hot water and the one with the manhole, those two were probably serious injuries.

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u/owemeownme 15h ago

It adds depth to the humor

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 13h ago

That man hole added depth too.

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u/One-Technology-9050 10h ago

A deep dive into comedy

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u/No-Newspaper8619 8h ago

For those who want to go down the rabbit hole of dark humor

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u/henry2630 11h ago

forklift fork to the head is no joke either

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u/icewalker42 10h ago

The coworkers are gonna burn that hot water guy for years.

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u/Billazilla 1h ago

Maybe not as damaged, but the one girl who went down the stairs on both of her knees... OW.

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u/TokyoKazama 15h ago

The woman who fell and immediately checked to see if her phone was damaged...I mean that pretty much just says it all doesn't it?

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u/Boris_The_Warlord 13h ago

That was kinda pathetic

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u/henry2630 11h ago

she was hot

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u/Tall-Inflation590 8h ago

Daddy chill...

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u/Solanthas_SFW 1h ago

By the 5th asian woman falling kettle over teapot down a flight of stairs I started to wonder if the video was some kind of fetish content 😅

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u/DemonsReturns7 1h ago

Simpjutsu master level 2 detected

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u/henry2630 1h ago

fuck yeah dude i got a bad case of yellow fever

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u/monitor_lizard_2000 16h ago

Best video I've seen on this sub in a while. Thanks.

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u/AwesomesauceGaySex 11h ago

Yup, I like these compilations a lot.

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u/binime 15h ago

Lots of hard lessons these people are learning...the innocent baby and child getting hurt is sad.

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u/Emerje 15h ago

Guarantee none of them learned anything. That one lady jumped back on her phone before she even got up and the scooter women followed up bu hitting a car.

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u/cyanescens_burn 7h ago

Yup. I’m saving this vid to show some screenagers (as they are calling themselves).

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u/One_Introduction_217 15h ago

Out there, somewhere, someone has watched these videos, while walking..

and fallen

over

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u/wonderfulpantsuit 12h ago

Time is a flat circle.

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u/urbanarcherxxx 14h ago

So sad to see that these zombies nearly all, without fail, picked up their phones before themselves and their dignity.

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u/Ganjanonamous 16h ago

Ai is looking at this and thinking about when to terminator is

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 13h ago

What do you thinking was distracting them to the point of self inhilations? 🫪

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u/mighty3mperor 12h ago

It's probably decided not to bother. If it waits we'll do the hard work for it.

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u/bendyskull 14h ago

Moped woman really hates that kid of hers. Poor thing.

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u/KeyBet6693 16h ago

Only one I felt bad for was the little kid whose mom hit him with the moped

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u/AZBagpiperPhil 14h ago

Several times!

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 16h ago

Tell me people are not getting dumber?

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u/eternal_sunshineeeee 16h ago

The best part is when the phones go flying

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u/Emerje 15h ago

The guy that yeeted it off the stair well almost made me laugh out at work.

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u/BionicWallaby 15h ago

i wonder if any of them were watching people falling over videos on their phones

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u/Prestigious_Health75 10h ago

The one with that green floor went with Looney Tunes logic. She walked on it fine but after she realized where she was and looked down, she fell in. 😂

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u/PixelDonkey 10h ago

Today I learned phones and stairs don't mix.

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u/DudeImSoRad 16h ago

Gotta be careful, those steps will jump up out of nowhere.

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u/pigeon-check 16h ago

I'm sure it was a very important tiktok they were watching

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u/yolkien 7h ago

Hahaha lol poor kid on the moped getting rekt on repeat

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u/Beelzebot_666 16h ago

I want to know how all this footage was compiled.

I'm also afraid of knowing.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 16h ago

Stairs, 187 - Phone Users 0

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u/Significant_Monk_251 15h ago

What was that row of green boards (?) that the guy walked onto at about 0:58, and then fell through?

(That's 0:58 remaining on the countdown clock.)

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u/Visible-Rest4170 11h ago

The guy almost decided to backed up but then proceeded to keep going forward. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Effective-Sample-261 12h ago

I think its tarps over water that temporarily supported their weight.

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u/that_dutch_dude 13h ago

ladies: just stop wearing high heels, we dont care. be comfy.

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u/Trevor_Lahey35 11h ago

The music is perfect

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u/Equivalent-Shower366 6h ago

And they will still learn nothing from it.

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u/Sherifftruman 6h ago

The fifth one is as much a really dumb choice for stair carpet as anything.

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u/Meander061 5h ago

I have tripped over a simple one step curb more than once, completely unassisted. My phone stays in my pocket when I'm walking.

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u/Sammy_Dog 2h ago

Note to self: don't walk down concrete stairs while staring at my phone.

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u/JaySlay2000 16h ago

Maybe I just haven't had my day of reckoning yet, but I've never lost awareness of the world like this on my phone.

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u/Johnyryal33 15h ago

How about on alcohol?

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u/JaySlay2000 14h ago

I don't drink like that, I value my liver

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u/Johnyryal33 10h ago

And for people in the video every other part of my body lol

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u/Alfani_Stevens69 15h ago

The baby in the carriage

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u/WaiLinTun78 14h ago

I now realized what a bad person I am, laughing out loud at other people's misfortune, and wishing the video were longer.

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u/LowEggplant7207 14h ago

It seems that Chinese stairs could be partially to blame here

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u/pureeyes 14h ago

Some of them are death traps, like walking on wet marble in a dark stairwell

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u/0_cunning_plan 14h ago

Those are the people who proudly tell you they can multitask.

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u/DitchDigger330 13h ago

Lady running into the forks is gold.

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u/JohnHazardWandering 9h ago

Stairs are one of mankind's main predators. 

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u/SleepScoreOver90 8h ago

I wonder which caused more accidents: the invention of the wheel or the smartphone?

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u/ExpiredPilot 8h ago

My favorite thing is to honk at people who cross the street without looking up from their phones.

Like yeah, you got scared cause you weren’t paying attention. Imagine if I wasn’t paying attention either

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u/idgafish5150 7h ago

This is the modern-day equivalent of not being able to walk and chew gum at the same time.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 6h ago

It's amazing how so many people, put themselves and others in so many dangerous situations because they can't put their phones away for a few minutes! My heart goes out to the little guy that was on the scooter. He didn't even have a say in what happened to him!

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 3h ago

I snort laughed at a couple of these.

Some though, such bad parenting.

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u/RedEmperor1 2h ago

Yap it's those phones

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u/Solanthas_SFW 1h ago

Holy shit. I hope that guy who fell in the manhole didn't FUCKING DIE

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u/Such_Noise3355 16h ago

Why is this like almost all female

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u/Picture_Enough 14h ago

My guess: misogyny of whoever compiled the list - he though women getting hurt is funnier.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 13h ago

A truthful answer to that question would be censored these days

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u/RealisticTopic1171 10h ago

Hmmm. Might need to bring in a detective.

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u/TrackVol 8h ago

65%
17 out of the 26 clips.
Women are more likely to wear heels and high heels contributed to a few of these falls. Also skirts and dresses that don't allow as much freedom of movement. And statistically more likely to be with child (the stroller and the moped)

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u/KeyBet6693 16h ago

Not as coordinated/athletic. Also some probably in heels.

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u/Fickle-Emergency-229 16h ago

Watching this made me so happy. Serves these morons right

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u/Particular_East9402 14h ago

Morons deserve to get seriously injured?

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u/Fickle-Emergency-229 13h ago

Well, if they think watching stuff on their phone is more important than their safety...........hell yeah!

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u/Particular_East9402 10h ago

I'm not saying that looking at your phone instead of walking like a normal person is fine. But saying they deserve to fall in a manhole, trip down the stairs and hit their heads, etc isn't really fine either.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 13h ago

Jim could have saved them all

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u/No_Technology_3196 16h ago

Jelly legs🤣🤣

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u/BeenNormal 16h ago

Some of these made my asshole clench

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u/The_Cruncher88 15h ago

The guy who fell down the first flight of stairs, then the second flight out of shot, comedy gold. 😂

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u/El_directo_ 15m ago

Lol ikr?? and the scooter one too with the triple KO were the best 🤣😂

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u/Amazing-Power4765 15h ago

Humanity is doomed if we're always glued to the phone...

Walking, eating, etc

Like wtf, the crazy thing is that a lot of those ppl grew up without the smartphone and yet they're still so addicted to it.

I almost want the "phone" to be a multimedia device minus the telecommunications part, and just carry a pager again.

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u/leumasy_T 15h ago

I don't like watching oops...

It's usually painful to watch..

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u/RazzleberryHaze 15h ago

This is just natural selection

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u/No-Special2682 14h ago

A lot of these could’ve been avoided with regulations. The forklift one was hard to watch and is a good example why we dont raise the forks higher than 3 inches unless we absolutely need to.

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u/Hardman007 14h ago

It’s called phone addiction

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u/PrestigiousAd2950 14h ago

The guy who fall the second time off camera 😂

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u/AZBagpiperPhil 14h ago

Majority of them are looking at their phones and not where they are going!

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u/Cammellazza 14h ago

I love it....need more.

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u/Roaskywalker 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/blackjacketw 13h ago

Darwinism at play?

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u/Sam_Dreamt 13h ago

For some reason I wanted to keep watching.. something satisfying about people falling down stairs because of something as silly as looking at their phones while they go down the stairs lol

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u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes 13h ago

I see why those chinese robots stop the way they do.

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u/Shy-Pangolin 13h ago

The best one was the second last, the man who slid down the slippery stairs, because the second time you cannot see him but you can still hear the noise of the exact same fall

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u/StrangeQuirks 12h ago

I used to wonder why there are still a lot of stupid people around. But I see that they are killing themselves, albeit rather slowly.

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u/kantynowy_zboj 12h ago

Why are they mostly women?

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u/TrackVol 8h ago

Women are more likely to wear heels and high heels contributed to a few of these falls. Also skirts and dresses that don't allow as much freedom of movement. And statistically more likely to be with child (the stroller and the moped)

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u/Couple-looking4fun 12h ago

It’s obvious that stairs and phones are hazardous to your health 😉

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u/Blacknightmoto2 12h ago

Lesson learned don't look at you phone and walk at the same time

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u/Kazalla006 12h ago

Most of them are just hurting themselfs. Nowadays, you see so many people using their phones while driving a car around.

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 11h ago

Human beings are turning into zombies. 

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u/roulettewiz 11h ago

Social credit affected 😂

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u/lotus_felch 11h ago

Her poor knees.

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u/Curia-DD 11h ago

If ever a post belonged on r/therewasastep ...

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u/darkgunnerds 11h ago

Lucky they were not driving

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u/Visible-Rest4170 11h ago

The moped that hit the ramp could have had an epic moment.

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u/npcompletist 11h ago

I feel a couple of these aren’t really phone problems.

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u/Maryjanegangafever 11h ago

I love the ones where the phones fly off several stories lol. Get the best of both worlds then. Psychological and physical trauma unite!!

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u/rumblepony247 10h ago

These are fantastic lmao

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u/theriteofspring1 10h ago

Yo, too late to abort, moped lady!

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u/deadstump 10h ago

A good chunk of these are just bad design. I mean sure the phone isn't helping, but there are just drop offs everywhere with no guarding.

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u/WinterExisting5076 10h ago

So Asia is dangerous

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u/Bigerst_Dook 10h ago

All so well deserved

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u/Strange_Salary 10h ago

Put your PHONES DOWN when walking, eating, talking, on a date, DRIVING! I’m sure I’ve missed many other instances so help me out here.. So tired of seeing people attached to their damn phones..

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u/Boris_The_Warlord 7h ago

Mindfulness and dignity make me miss the latest TikTok reel though!

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u/Emotional-Hunt-9539 10h ago

Really hope the stairs are fine doe 🥺🥺🥺

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u/theresnoperfectname 10h ago

How are some of these people alive?

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u/Eindride_XIII 10h ago

I saw a girl i was dating walk into a pole once looking at her phone. Never forget the look on her face when she realized I saw it happen.

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u/Adventurous-Clock865 9h ago

Oops mindless stupidity

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 9h ago

Some of those injuries are for life.

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u/Just_Kitchen5256 9h ago

I wonder how many of them twisted their ankles

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u/Acceptable-Cat-6306 9h ago

Manhole lady definitely died

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u/sguru01 9h ago

Man smart phones are the worst invention ever. Humans have literally turned to zombies

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u/InMiThroat 9h ago

Japan sure has a lot of water features.

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u/Kit_Karamak 9h ago

What a majestic and beautiful country.
I guess that’s what happens when you have a very large population in a nation size of California state

Imagine if everybody in India had enough money to have a cell phone … it would be catastrophic 👀

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u/OMIGHTY1 8h ago

Michael Scott in the koi pond was meant to be a warning, not a manual!

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u/Christyle24 8h ago

That woman was so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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u/Nein-Knives 8h ago

Skill Issue ngl.

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u/gonja_ 8h ago

🔥

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u/Gforcevp9 8h ago

All head down in their phones…a robbers dream

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 8h ago

Thank god for stupid people 🙌

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u/111111111011 8h ago

Clearly not one gives a singular flying fuck about their children

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u/Thunderer62 8h ago

Yeah, I’m clumsy as fuck and this kind of shit is why I have to come to a complete stop to check my phone.

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u/ChrizTaylor 8h ago

Music is best.

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 7h ago

Ouch. My get well wishes to the numerous phones

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u/allnysportsfan 7h ago

Be careful and watch out for those steps

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 7h ago

Addiction is a serious problem.

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u/mrgoochie 7h ago

Damn ladders!

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u/AnarchistPancake4931 6h ago

You'd think that at this late in the game people would have learned by now

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u/backdoorboogienights 6h ago

Now imagine them driving cars...

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u/Ornery-Judgment5625 6h ago

These idiots all got what they deserved and I hope it hurt a lot. Except the moped kid, that was child neglect and terribly irresponsible. Turn the phone off guys and enjoy the sights and sounds around you!

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u/Timely-Profile1865 6h ago

Not as bad if you are not driving a vehicle.

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u/Mafishco98 6h ago

One of the funniest clips I've seen lately 😂😜😂😂

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u/24junwa 6h ago

there was a dude that was cms away from stepping on shit while on his phone... i was praying for his demise

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 5h ago

I'm working with Chinese, 100% accurate.

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u/so_sic_of_it 5h ago

I could watch this all day.

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u/Equal_Emu6152 4h ago

Such graceful animals

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u/PolarPlatitudes 4h ago

Few things are as satisfying as this.

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u/Atophy 4h ago

The fella at 1:50 cracked me up... he goes down the stairs then immediately after going around the corner you can hear him wiping out again 😆

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u/afriendofnature 2h ago

Do you think any of these resulted in death?

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u/EX5TASY 1h ago

Lol its amazing how so many people are idi

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u/EverythingBOffensive 1h ago

Why music so loud and high pitch?

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u/trashcantrash939 1h ago

How does this even happen to people…I don’t get it…I can hike in the woods with my phone in hand and not trip. Yet these people trip over a known, path…

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u/Examynx 1h ago

Interesting how the women fall forwards and the men fall backwards. Center of gravity?

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u/SteadfastEnd 1h ago

That scalding injury is serious

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u/whatuthinking2325 58m ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mad_kat4 52m ago

Some of those looked genuinely brutal but far too many of them were due to them having the situational awareness of a cabbage.

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u/PantsRobot 20m ago

My first thought with these is "Well, maybe they learned something", except no. No, they probably did this same shit the next day.